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Surgery - 6/7/2009 1:19:16 PM   
popeye1250


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I have to go under the knife due to diverticulosis.
They'll be removing parts of my large intestine. They told me that I'll have to wear a colostomy bag for a few weeks.
Gee, this is going to be fun.
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RE: Surgery - 6/7/2009 1:21:02 PM   
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Popeye...i am sorry you are facing this. You have my prayers for a fast recovery.

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RE: Surgery - 6/7/2009 1:21:06 PM   
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Crap.  I hope it all goes well.

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RE: Surgery - 6/7/2009 1:24:07 PM   
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Crap. 




Good luck.
Hope you don't have a shitty summer Popeye.

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RE: Surgery - 6/7/2009 1:29:43 PM   
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Popeye, I hope you have a quick and almost pain-free recovery.


To join the punsters.... Looks like this summer is pretty much in the bag.

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RE: Surgery - 6/7/2009 1:34:21 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Aileen1968


quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

Crap. 




Good luck.
Hope you don't have a shitty summer Popeye.


Aileen, LOLOL!
So,..... I'm saying my prayers the other night and God says to me;...Tom, when you die you can drink all the beers you want!"
"AND,......NO FUCKIN" HANGOVERS!!!"
Says me; "I'm IN, I'm IN!!!"

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RE: Surgery - 6/7/2009 1:57:07 PM   
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You should make sure to take it easy after the surgery. Otherwise you'll be....too pooped.

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RE: Surgery - 6/7/2009 2:04:32 PM   
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My best wishes for your recovery.

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RE: Surgery - 6/7/2009 2:06:37 PM   
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Best of luck with the procedure and accept My hopes for a speedy recovery.

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RE: Surgery - 6/7/2009 2:09:06 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: popeye1250

I have to go under the knife due to diverticulosis.
They'll be removing parts of my large intestine. They told me that I'll have to wear a colostomy bag for a few weeks.
Gee, this is going to be fun.
"LAST ONE IN THE POOL IS AN ASSHOLE!!!"


I wish you all the best. I have had a colostomy, which included the removal of all of my large intesting and various other bits, since 1997. If you want any help or advice just pm me.

susie

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RE: Surgery - 6/7/2009 2:14:14 PM   
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Best wishes in recovery.

Try a liquid (beer, whiskey, etc.) diet during the recovery period.....and for gods sake....do NOT look in the bag...

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RE: Surgery - 6/7/2009 2:27:58 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Aileen1968

You should make sure to take it easy after the surgery. Otherwise you'll be....too pooped.

Oh MAN! We got a tough crowd here!

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RE: Surgery - 6/7/2009 2:36:25 PM   
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I'm all out of puns, so I'll just wish you well!

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RE: Surgery - 6/7/2009 2:44:25 PM   
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do take care of ur self and my thoughts and prayers are with u


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RE: Surgery - 6/7/2009 2:44:56 PM   
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Your too tough to let anything get you down!....I hope all goes well....My wife went through something similar(no colostomy) twice!...and she is tough like you!....hell, she has put up with Me for 25 years!!!!!!

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RE: Surgery - 6/7/2009 3:05:48 PM   
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"So Popeye,... how ya feelin'?
"It depends."

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RE: Surgery - 6/7/2009 3:56:36 PM   
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Well, ain't dat da shits!

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RE: Surgery - 6/7/2009 4:02:12 PM   
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At times like this I wish I could believe in a higher power.  In any case, I wish you well with a fast painless recovery.

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RE: Surgery - 6/7/2009 4:04:12 PM   
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Well, I believe in a higher power.

You have my prayers, and my thoughts.


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RE: Surgery - 6/7/2009 4:18:14 PM   
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So are ya gonna change your name to Poopeye? 

Sorry.....just get well soon!

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