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Top 12 Bad Economy Indicators - 6/8/2009 9:52:18 AM

janiebelle

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Top Twelve Indicators That The Economy Is Bad

12. CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.

11. I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

10. I went to buy a toaster oven and they gave me a bank.

9. Hotwheels and Matchbox car companies are now trading higher than GM in the stock market.

8. Obama met with small businesses - GE, Pfizer, Chrysler, Citigroup and GM, to discuss the Stimulus Package.

7. McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

6. People in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and are learning their children’s names.

5. The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.

4. People in Africa are donating money to Americans. Mothers in Ethiopia are telling their kids, “finish your plate; do you know how many kids are starving inAmerica?”

3. Motel Six won’t leave the lights on.

2. The Mafia is laying off judges.

1. If the bank returns your check marked as “insufficient funds,” you have to call them and ask if they meant you or them.

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RE: Top 12 Bad Economy Indicators - 6/8/2009 10:03:04 AM

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13. You have to share your Ramen noodles.

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RE: Top 12 Bad Economy Indicators - 6/8/2009 10:06:56 AM

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7. McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

Really sad part, this is happening, I just dont think its Mcdonalds.

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RE: Top 12 Bad Economy Indicators - 6/26/2009 6:37:37 PM

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"9. Hotwheels and Matchbox car companies are now trading higher than GM in the stock market."

True.

GM stock on 6/25/09..$1.16. BTW, it's on NASDAQ now, the NYSE threw them out.

Mattel stock (maker of Hotwheels and Matchbox) on 6/25/09 $15.94

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RE: Top 12 Bad Economy Indicators - 6/27/2009 12:21:11 PM

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RE: Top 12 Bad Economy Indicators - 6/27/2009 11:04:40 PM

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wow, that stock fact is a bit creepy

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RE: Top 12 Bad Economy Indicators - 6/28/2009 9:29:59 AM

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quote:

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"9. Hotwheels and Matchbox car companies are now trading higher than GM in the stock market."

True.

GM stock on 6/25/09..$1.16. BTW, it's on NASDAQ now, the NYSE threw them out.

Mattel stock (maker of Hotwheels and Matchbox) on 6/25/09 $15.94

It's worse than that. GM is now an OTC stock.

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