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RE: Really Wierd But...Best Toilet Paper? - 6/9/2009 7:57:58 PM   
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RE: Really Wierd But...Best Toilet Paper? - 6/10/2009 9:39:02 AM   
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Original: sirsholly

my evil genius flushed a rubber ducky...took hubby a few hours to fish the fucking thing back out.


Plucky go down the Hooooooole.... Plucky come back... (sounds of thumb-sucking)... EWWWWW!

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RE: Really Wierd But...Best Toilet Paper? - 6/10/2009 9:51:17 AM   
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RE: Really Wierd But...Best Toilet Paper? - 6/10/2009 9:54:25 AM   
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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

Mezrem.........I was just teasing. It's all good.


I guessed as much but with text being what it is I wanted to make sure

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RE: Really Wierd But...Best Toilet Paper? - 6/10/2009 10:04:16 AM   
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RE: Really Wierd But...Best Toilet Paper? - 6/10/2009 11:21:35 AM   
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Simple, just fold it in fours, tear out the corner, put your finger through the hole and go to work. Wipe your finger off with the toilet paper after your done, and please remember to wash your hands ;)

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RE: Really Wierd But...Best Toilet Paper? - 6/10/2009 5:23:05 PM   
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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

uh...bathe? 



ROFLMFFMFAO!!!!!!!!

(And, by the way....I concur....that's why God invented hot water.....AND multiple shower heads!).

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RE: Really Wierd But...Best Toilet Paper? - 6/10/2009 7:01:20 PM   
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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

evil woman...


Hey, I didn't tell them to do it. They are creative geniuses allllllllll on their own.

my evil genius flushed a rubber ducky...took hubby a few hours to fish the fucking thing back out.

You COULD suggest to the other Grandma that they make toilet seat locks (i now have one)



Probably not very effective as a wiper, but at least it didn't leave cling-ons.

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RE: Really Wierd But...Best Toilet Paper? - 6/10/2009 8:07:38 PM   
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RE: Really Wierd But...Best Toilet Paper? - 6/11/2009 2:43:56 AM   
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ORIGINAL: peppermint

When I was in school in Spain they used what looked like wrapping paper cut up into toilet paper sized rolls.  It never left bits.  Didn't do much for hygiene either.  


It was a terrible christmas that year.

*rimshot*

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