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funny answers from Family Fortunes - 6/11/2009 12:25:19 AM

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A French ferry port:
"Dover.."

Something you mount:
"A mountain.."

Something you lose when you get older:
"Your purse.."

A sport which involves throwing something:
"Tennis.."

A type of bean:
"Lesbian.."

Something you would play with in the bath:
"A bazooka.."

Someone you wouldn't swear in front of:
"Yourself.."

A country where Arabic is spoken:
"Nigeria.."

Someone or something whose existence has never been proven:
"Hitler.."

A number you might have to memorise:
"Seven.."

Something that makes you close your eyes:
"Dark.."

Something that comes in pairs:
"Rabbits.."

A way of toasting someone:
"Over a fire.."

A Boy's name beginning with the letter J:
"Gerald.."

An instrument you can play while walking in the street:
"A cello.."

A type of oil:
"Sewing-machine oil.."

A word beginning with Z:
"Xylophone.."

A slang word for a girl:
"Slag.."

An animal with horns:
"A bee..."

A medieval weapon:
"Hand-grenade.."

Something made of wool:
"A sheep.."

Something a bridegroom might wear:
"A dress.."

Someone you wouldn't expect to see in a strip club:
"Animals.."

An animal with a long tail:
"A rabbit.."

Something a train-spotter would have in his pocket:
"A magnifying glass.."

Something you put out for the birds:
"Worms.."

A way to prevent snoring:
"Put a pillow over his face.."

A word used to describe a very hot day:
"A very hot day.."

A song from 'The Sound Of Music':
"Dancing Queen.."

Someone who works early hours:
"A burglar.."

Something made to be wheeled around:
"A hammer.."

A reason for kneeling:
"To be beheaded.."

A nickname for a slim person:
"Slimmy.."

A measurement of liquid:
"Paint.."

Something that's nice to wear next to your skin:
"Pants.."

A famous Dick:
"Carrot.."

A wild animal that's native to Britain:
"A bear.."

Something that Father Christmas does when he comes to your house:
"Feeds your pets.."

Something that comes in 7's:
"Fingers.."

A vocalist known by only one name:
"Michael Jackson.."

A yellow fruit:
"Orange.."

An animal beginning with B:
"Bullfrog.."

Something associated with Liverpool:
"The Yellow Brick Road.."

A boy mentioned in a nursery rhyme:
"Little Red Riding Hood.."

Something associated with Queen Victoria:
"Her husbands.."

Something you hide in your socks when you go swimming:
"Your legs.."

A place you would keep a pen:
"A zoo.."

Something you beat:
"An apple.."

Something associated with rain:
"Water.."

An animal that lives in the English countryside:
"A lion.."

Something you make into a ball:
"Eggs.."

A game that uses a black ball:
"Darts.."

A popular TV soap:
"Dove.."

Other than 'carrier', a type of bag:
"Horse.."

Something you might find in a garage:
"a grand piano.."

Something a Frenchman would say:
"On Garde.."

A fast animal:
"A hippo.."

Something you keep in the garden:
"A cat.."

Something that gives you goosebumps:
"Mumps.."

A character from Little Red Riding Hood:
"Hansel and Gretel.."

Something that has a shell:
"Batman.."

Any dance apart from the waltz:
"The ball dance.."

Something a policeman might say:
"Spread 'em.."

Something that frightens Dracula:
"The King of the Vampires.."

A non-living object with legs:
"A plant.."

A sign of the Zodiac:
"April.."

An animal associated with a nursery rhyme:
"Andy Pandy.."

A mode of transport that you can walk in:
"Your shoes.."

An animal with big ears:
"A bear.."

Something you do on water:
"Wallpaper.."

A musical instrument you can play in the bath:
"A drum kit.."

Something associated with Egypt:
"Cigars.."

A part of your body you only have one of:
"Your big toe.."

Something you pull:
"A potato.."

An animal used as a form of transport:
"A turtle.."

A famous Phil or Philip:
"Phil Johnson.."

A habit people try to give up:
"Spitting.."

A Thunderbirds character:
"Doctor Spock.."

Another TV gameshow with the word 'family' in the title:
"The Generation Game.."

A seaside resort on the south coast: " Rio de Janeiro.."

Something you open other than a door:
"Your bowels.."

Something with a red light on it:
"a Dalek.."

Something that makes you scream:
"A squirrel.."

A food than can easily be eaten without chewing:
"Chips.."

A type of record:
"A floppy disk.."

A type of large cat:
"Persian.."

A job that a working dog does:
"A slave.."

Something people might be allergic to:
"Skiing.."

An occupation where you need a torch:
"A burglar.."

A well known superstition:
"Running in front of a car.."

Something you use a microchip in:
"A fish-fryer.."

A dangerous race:
"The Arabs.."

A game played in the dark:
"Charades.."

Some famous brothers:
"Bonnie and Clyde.."

A jacket potato topping:
"Jam.."

A part of the body you have more than two of:
"Arms.."

Something you find on a fire engine:
"Coal.."

A famous royal:
"Mail.."

Something you do before going to bed:
"Sleep.."

An item of clothing worn by the Three Muskateers:
"A horse.."

An animal you see at the zoo:
"Dog.."

Something you might do in a power cut:
"Read a book.."

A famous Parisian landmark:
"Hawaii.."

One of Harry Enfield's characters:
"Sooty.."

A famous Irishman:
"Disraeli.."

The first place detectives look for fingerprints:
"The floor.."

Something you associate with the sea:
"A coffin.."

A famous Arthur:
"Shakespeare.."

A type of cut:
"Skull.."

A weapon in the game of Cluedo:
"Dice.."

Something people take to the beach:
"Turkey.."

A reason someone digs a hole in the road:
"Grave digger.."

An ingredient in chicken stuffing:
"Chicken.."

Something a girl should know about a man before marrying him:
"His name.."

A bird with a long neck:
"A blackbird.."

A bird with a long neck (2):
"Naomi Campbell.."

An item of clothing a woman might borrow from a man:
"Underpants.."

Something taken from a hotel as a souvenir:
"The lamps.."

Something you keep in a garden shed:
"A gardener.."

A song with moon in the title:
"Blue Suede Moon.."

A famous cowboy:
"Buck Rogers.."

A famous Wild-West character:
"Wild Bill Eacock.."

Something you'd associate with the three bears:
"Red Riding Hood.."

Fruit used in fruit salad:
"Cucumber.."

Something you wear on the beach:
"A deckchair.."

A method of cooking fish:
"Cod.."

Something you borrow from your partner:
"Shoes.."

A part of the body beginning with N:
"Knee.."

A famous Scotsman:
"Vinnie Jones.."

A famous Scotsman (2):
"Jock.."

Something red:
"My cardigan.."

A kind of ache:
"Fillet-o-fish.."

Something you open other than a door:
"Your bowels.."

Something with a hole in it:
"A window.."

Something you do in the bathroom:
"Decorate.."

Something you put on walls:
"Roofs.."

A domestic animal:
"A leopard.."

Something that floats in the bath: "Water.."

Something in the garden that's green:
"The shed.."

Something a blind man might use:
"A sword.."

The last thing you take off before going to bed:
"Your feet.."

Something that flies without an engine:
"A bicycle with wings.."

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RE: funny answers from Family Fortunes - 6/11/2009 12:32:57 AM

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*snicker*

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RE: funny answers from Family Fortunes - 6/11/2009 12:04:28 PM

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RE: funny answers from Family Fortunes - 6/13/2009 11:31:51 AM

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RE: funny answers from Family Fortunes - 6/13/2009 11:54:12 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: stella41b

A medieval weapon:
"Hand-grenade.."

Definitely a Monty Python fan.

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