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kass3 -> Strange Laws (2/11/2006 8:17:59 AM)

Did you know it's illegal in Australia to own a nine tailed whip? Ten or eight is fine but nine is illegal because back in the convict days a cat-of-nine tails was used on prisoners and is therefore considered an immoral weapon.

Do you know any other strange, irritating, amusing, offensive laws or regulations regarding bdsm? Just a thought I'd spark up discussion.

Kass

ps. Sorry if this is the wrong forum I wasn't sure which one to post to!



Prunesquallor -> RE: Strange Laws (2/11/2006 8:41:30 AM)

There are hundreds of them, some genuine, but sad to say most of them are made up.

Snopes.com is a good place to start.



truesub4u -> RE: Strange Laws (2/11/2006 8:43:10 AM)

Kass3,

Thanks for starting something new and interresting to talk about on here..

Your post got me to look into some in my state laws... living in the middle of bible belt.. they're interesting as hell.

We Have 4 interresting right off the bat.....

1. It's against North Carolina state laws to co-habitate with members of the opposite sex if not leagally married. (In the news recently... a Lady was fired/quit her job at a local sheriff's office because her boss.. the sheriff... found out she was living with boyfriend.. not married.. and that charges could be brought up against her..she's taking this to the high courts now)

2. On the 3rd Sunday of each month.... a husband can bring his wife to the steps of the court house and beat her for 60 seconds. (In process of being removed now due to spouse abuse new laws)

3. (short term) Ownership of certain sexualy toys beyond the norm of dildos and vibrators are against the law. (But such said toys are sold all over the state... LOL)

4. Last but not least.... any sexual position other than missionary style... is a crime against nature and you can be imprisoned for up to 2 years. Oral sex can get you 5 of not more.. Anal can get you more... it all depends on which preacher/Judge you get.

Thanks to your post on laws... my research... I'm now going to realistate site.. and looking for a new state to live in... LOL

Great topic... look forward to seeeing what other laws aply to others where they live..... on the life of BDSM.



MHOO314 -> RE: Strange Laws (2/11/2006 9:00:59 AM)



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3. (short term) Ownership of certain sexualy toys beyond the norm of dildos and vibrators are against the law. (But such said toys are sold all over the state... LOL)


Yes folks, Apex is the home of Adam and Eve, the largest mailorder distributor of sexual aids in the world and recently the winner of the Apex Business of the Year---go figure--

Let Me add, that any "alternative spiritual store if located within a mile of a "church" cannot operate on Sunday"----oooeeooo



truesub4u -> RE: Strange Laws (2/11/2006 9:31:08 AM)

LMAO... so true... I forgot you lived close by.

We got some great laws here don't we?



yourMissTress -> RE: Strange Laws (2/11/2006 9:37:46 AM)

It is illegal to use a lasso to catch fish.

In Dyersburg, it is illegal for a woman to call a man for a date.

In Memphis restaurants, it is illegal to give any pie to fellow diners, it's illegal to take unfinished pie home and all pie must be eaten on the premises.

In Memphis, it is illegal for a woman to drive by herself, unless a man is walking or running infront of the vehicle, waving a red flag in order to warn approaching pedestrians and motorists



MHOO314 -> RE: Strange Laws (2/11/2006 9:40:40 AM)


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ORIGINAL: yourMissTress

It is illegal to use a lasso to catch fish.

In Dyersburg, it is illegal for a woman to call a man for a date.

In Memphis restaurants, it is illegal to give any pie to fellow diners, it's illegal to take unfinished pie home and all pie must be eaten on the premises.

In Memphis, it is illegal for a woman to drive by herself, unless a man is walking or running infront of the vehicle, waving a red flag in order to warn approaching pedestrians and motorists



ROTFLMAO you are not serious??? What a scream.



yourMissTress -> RE: Strange Laws (2/11/2006 9:42:21 AM)

WELCOME to Tennessee....



truesub4u -> RE: Strange Laws (2/11/2006 9:42:47 AM)

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ORIGINAL: yourMissTress


In Memphis, it is illegal for a woman to drive by herself, unless a man is walking or running infront of the vehicle, waving a red flag in order to warn approaching pedestrians and motorists[/color]



ROFLMMFAO

Misstress.... you have got to stop doing this to me... i just found out my laptop warrenty doesn't cover coffee spews.......



MHOO314 -> RE: Strange Laws (2/11/2006 10:50:53 AM)

Im still trying to work on the lasso a fish idea--now THAT has to be rope skill!



IronBear -> RE: Strange Laws (2/11/2006 11:04:05 AM)

In Victoria (Aust) it is illegal to drive an automibile on public roads without having a man walking in front carying a red flag.

Current Criminal law in Queensland: During the hours of darkness it is illegal to wear carpet slippers outside of your home/ property. It is also illegal to carry a carpet bad during the hours of darkness. Infringements on either of these laws can result ib being charged as a burglar.

Current Queensland Law: Pro Dominants of either sex are regulated by the Sex Workers Act.

Many Queensland Police Officers refuse to believe or recognise that Federal Law over-rides State Law.....

Queensland Weapons Law: With the appropriate Security and Weapons Licences (State), I can carry a gun to protect property but only use it to protect a person at risk. (this appliesto both Security Officers and Body Guards).

Western Australian Criminal Law: If a make is HIV Positive and threatens to or actually urinates at or on a person deliberately, he can and will be charged with attempted murder. I know a case where this was done when an offeder pissed on the boots of a Police Officer.



MrDiscipline44 -> RE: Strange Laws (2/11/2006 11:39:27 AM)

It's "an excusable act of passion" in Colombia, South America, for a man to murder his wayward wife when he finds the woman in bed with her lover. If the husband "personally witnesses the corrupt sexual activity," he's allowed to shoot his unfaithful spouse. Such adultery-related homicides aren't even prosecuted.

The use of chili sauce and similar hot spices on jail and prison food is outlawed in Peru. An edict was handed down by the Interior Minister because these items were claimed to "have aphrodisiac qualities" and would "arouse sexual desires."

Sodomy has long been a serious offense in Peru. A person who has engaged in it is first dragged through the streets on a rope. Hanging comes next. Finally, the corpse is burned while fully clothed.

Cautin Province in Chile has an edict banning the hanging on the walls of Playboy centerfolds and other sexy pinups in any home or public building. The reason according to this decree? "It's more worthwhile to admire a good landscape than a photograph of a naked woman."

Edited to add:
In Uruguay, a husband who catches his spouse in bed with another man is given an option under the current law. He has the right to kill both the wayward wife and her lover—or he can choose to slice off his wife's nose and castrate her lover.



CuriousPuppy -> RE: Strange Laws (2/11/2006 1:00:03 PM)

having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in florida.
liquid latex is not an acceptable form of clothing in florida.



truesub4u -> RE: Strange Laws (2/11/2006 1:35:26 PM)

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ORIGINAL: IronBear


Western Australian Criminal Law: If a make is HIV Positive and threatens to or actually urinates at or on a person deliberately, he can and will be charged with attempted murder. I know a case where this was done when an offeder pissed on the boots of a Police Officer.


That's become a very vast ... very fast... law.. in alot of states over here in US too.



truesub4u -> RE: Strange Laws (2/11/2006 1:37:59 PM)

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ORIGINAL: CuriousPuppy

having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in florida.



That's it!!!!!!!.......... this thread is a hazard to my laptop... my ribs.. my whole body... laughing so hard now I down right hurts..... thanks all.. I've needed this!!!!!!!!!



IronBear -> RE: Strange Laws (2/11/2006 1:45:35 PM)

WARNING!


The State of Florida Warns all of human and semi human persuasion of any sex that Copulating with a porcupine may detract from your futute sexual activities!



truesub4u -> RE: Strange Laws (2/11/2006 1:50:13 PM)




STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!................. please... i beg of thee... you're killing me... and i do not have the power to NOT come in a read more... lmao



Sub03 -> RE: Strange Laws (2/11/2006 2:33:41 PM)

A few weird laws for washington state.....

In Seattle, women who sit on men's laps on buses or trains without placing a pillow between them face an automatic 6 months in jail.

In Seattle, it is illegal to carry a concealed weapon longer than 6 feet.

It is illegal to pretend one's parents are rich.

And if those arent good......i saved the best one for last.......

In the state of Washington there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances. (Including the wedding night.)





Lordandmaster -> RE: Strange Laws (2/11/2006 3:04:22 PM)

I remember a book I had as a kid listing all kinds of absurd laws. The title was Donkeys Can't Sleep in Bathtubs--so I assume there's a law about that somewhere.

Oh, I guess this must have been the book:

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0893752649/002-3038941-8740866?v=glance&n=283155

Most of these sound outrageously unconstitutional, but apparently they've never been challenged before.



Petruchio -> RE: Strange Laws (2/11/2006 4:03:08 PM)

We don't pay much attention to laws here in Florida, what with TWO corrupt Supervisor of Elections in a row.

We just like to execute. Yup, the great days were when George W was Governor of Texas and Jeb Governor of Florida. The capital execution competition was fiercely, ah, neck and neck.




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