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Are you a child of the 80's - 2/11/2006 11:54:05 AM   
windy135


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How To Tell If You're A Child Of The Eighties...

CHILDREN OF THE 80'S You're an 80's child if.... You know all the words to "Ice Ice Baby."
You wanted to be The Hulk for Halloween.
You had a crush on one of the New Kids on the Block members. (Or you know all of their names: Donnie Walbergh, Danny Wood, Joey McEntyre, Jordan Knight and Jonathan Knight. Scary isn't it?)
You wanted to be on Star Search.
You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before he had plastic surgery. (Remember "I'm Bad"? And "Thriller"?)
You wore a banana clip or one of those slap-on wrist bands at some point...or heaven forbid one of those T-shirt rings on one side during your youth.
You did the side ponytail or the flipped bangs look.
You were styling with your French rolled pants.
You wore multiple pairs of socks in the middle of the summer just so you could be "hip" You had slouch socks and puff painted your own shirt at least once.
Cabbage Patch Kids!! Rainbow Brite and Punky Brewster!!
You knew what Willis was "talkin' 'bout." You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, Wax off."
You still associate Michael J. Fox with Family Ties, Teen Wolf and Back to the Future.
You knew about The Facts of Life.
You were upset when She-ra, Princess of Power, and He-Man got canceled.
You can remember watching Full House and Saved by the Bell for endless hours, back when they were new episodes.
You have seen at least 10 episodes of Fraggle Rock.
You hold a special place in your heart for "Back to the Future."
You know where to go if you "wanna go where everybody knows your name"
You wanted to be a Goonie. ("Goonies never say die.")
You remember Madonna in her cone stage. Y
ou knew "The Artist" when he was humbly called "Prince."
You even wore flourescent-neon, if you will, clothing...
You could breakdance, or wished you could.
You remember when ATARI was a state of the art video game system.
On that note, you remember when Nintendo and Super Mario Bros. was the coolest thing ever invented.
You remember M.C. Hammer.
You can still sing the rap to "Fresh Prince of Bel Air."
You own any cassettes.
You owned a pair of L.A. Gear, Keds, or Converse tennis shoes.
You carried your lunch to school in a Gremlins or an ET lunchbox.
You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the ONLY female smurf.
My Little Pony, Gummy Bears, Transformers, PinWheel with Molly the Mole, Double Dare, Voltron(the show that inspired Power Rangers) and Zoobilee Zoo are familiar to you.
You ever had a Swatch Watch.
You actually spent countless hours trying to perfect the "Care Bear stare."
You had Wonder Woman or Superman underoos.
You believed that "By the power of Greyskull, you HAD the power!"
You thought that Transformers were more than meets the eye.
You spent hours in the basement building andm rebuilding Lego cities. Big wheels and bicycles with streamers were the way to go.
With your pink portable tape player, you sang back up to Debbie Gibson.
"Party like it's 1999" seemed SO far away!!


I miss the 80's .. I thought this was great!
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RE: Are you a child of the 80's - 2/12/2006 9:35:59 AM   
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How about the 70s ?

When looking for a car you bring along buddies who work on cars, of course not to check it for safety or condition, to ponder what is the absolute biggest engine we can put in here.

I would never consider a car with anything less that a V8, preferably big block.

I think that's a big thing that changed, nowadays I look for servicability and reliability in a car, back then it was, how big of speakers will fit, if it was big enough to make out in, and how far it could peel the tires on asphalt.

Houses, before I was a homeowner, looking for an apartment was waaay different. How many (make out) rooms ? Where does my couch go so it's easiest to pass a joint around and how loud can I crank the stereo. We didn't care about a garage or driveway, we'll put the 455 in the car out on the street !

A Woman shows up at the door with the police from another city and your legs turn to rubber at the words "well she is THIRTEEN". Luckily the only time cops from another city showed up was to tell me to turn the music down (both true).

I exceeded 100 mph (and still had a passing gear, that was the scary part)

HA ! it was logical that 8 track tapes should sound better than cassettes because after all the tape speed was twice as fast. But where the hell is the rewind button ?

I have bought cars cheaper than the stylus for my turntable ! (Audio Technica AT13ea cartridge, about $160)

One of the TVs in the house was black and white. And don't try to shove one of those newfangled solid state TVs down my throat, this is some kind of conspiracy (turns out that one was right).

Speaking of TVs, the remote control was the smallest, weakest or least dominant person in the room at the time. Children worked well for this.

Speaking of TVs, the 70s weren't so bad, in the late 60s nobody had VCRs and if us kids didn't shut the f___ up during Star Trek we were bound and gagged, and strangely some of us didn't enjoy it.

We were dirt poor for quite some time, now money isn't really a problem, strangely I would still go back if I had the chance. About the time I was 17 I got a GOOD job, and strangely I would gladly go back to before that time. I needed a good job, gasoline was about $50 a week, and this is back in 1977 !

Question: I was born in 1960, does that make me a child of the 70s ? I mean what is the formula here ? I mean it was a bit over ten years before I drove anything like a car or tractor. Wouldn't a child of the 60s be born in the 50s ? This confuses me.

Anyway, to sum it up, if you own an old Corvette you have my Father to thank for it's high value. He (a child of the 40s I guess) and his cohorts ran a chop shop. Many people had Corvette engines and trannies in their Ramblers, Fords and Morris Minors and such because of this elite group, that is until the cops knocked on the door.

Things were different, alot. We paid our traffic tickets at a bar. We were not perfect by any means. Putting someone in the hospital for screwing you out of a mere $100 was not uncommon. Don't look too hard at my girl, you can SEE that there's a gun in my pocket.

I walk into the bar and they hand me a gun, a Ruger revolver, looked alot like Dad's, they say, he's sleeping and this fell out of his pocket. It's not a good idea to leave it on the floor, somebody's kid might pick it up.

I got all drunk and pissed off, wrecked a place and attempted to burn it down, instead of dialing 911, they put out the fire and gave me one hell of an ass whuppin.

I shot the TV, and didn't even bother to unplug it until garbage day.

My stepfather punched me in the face REALLY HARD, and after I found out what I did I wasn't pissed off at all.

Now that's the old days.

T

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RE: Are you a child of the 80's - 2/12/2006 4:09:33 PM   
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You forgot a few things

If you graduated in the bicentennial year (Class of 76!) like I did, did you wear red, white & blue caps & gowns? (We didn't)

You danced on a lighted dance floor to a "Big Twelve Inch" of BeeGee's tunes or "Hooked on Classics". Possibly at a place called "The Galaxy" or "Harry-O's"

You didn't mind the 3-second sudden pause in your favorite 8-track tape when it changed tracks right in the middle of a good song.

If you made a trip and ended up in Philadelphia, it was a MUST to visit the art museum and run up the steps like Rocky.

I'd mention gas prices, but I'd cry.

You cut the seam of your bell-bottom legs and inserted a wedge of fabric to make the bell even bigger. You also let the hem (if there was one) drag on the floor.

If the hem even approached the instep of your shoe, you were wearing "high waters"! (Where's the flood???)

Paddling was an acceptable (and dreaded) punishment in public schools. (At least where I went, in the midwest)

First half of the decade, you wore your hair long and straight and parted in the middle. If your hair was curly, poor you, then you ironed it with the clothes iron or set it on soup cans. Then, along came Farrah.

You were almost relieved when "Dark Shadows" went off the air, because the plots had become SO confusing!

Before the New Kids on the Block, there was Bobby Sherman, David Cassidy/Partridge Family, Donny Osmond/Osmond Brothers, Jackson 5ive (pick your favorite), Leif Garrett, Shaun Cassidy.

Platform shoes. Really high ones.

Peasant dresses, maxi-length

If you wore glasses, you wanted gold wire-rimmed ones like Jan Brady's

Guys wanted Starsky's car

Prom dresses were full-length, and there's a good chance you sewed it yourself, or your mom did. Tuxes were pastel colored with crushed velvet lapels.

At least one year of "Home Ec" was required for the girls. The boys took "Shop". Girls wore gymsuits and your grade was based on how many showers you took. Classes were same sex ONLY. And being on your period was an excuse out.

"Convoy" and "Disco Duck" were heavy radio play....on your favorite AM station. (FM stations carried "elevator music")

Speaking of "Convoy"....your car wasn't equipped until you had a CB.

Before the movie "Gremlins", there was the car.....and the Pacer.

At any outdoor event, like a BBQ or camping trip, someone always showed up with a guitar and you all sang John Denver songs.

The Pittsburgh Steelers won their first 4 Super Bowls. (Remember Mean Joe Green and the Coke commercial?)

"Pong" was a state-of-the-art video game system.

The World Trade Center was under construction.

One hit record would get you a variety show on tv. (Starland Vocal Band comes to mind)

Popular catch phrases of the day were "Sock It To Me", "The devil made me do it!", "Far Out!", "Plop Plop Fizz Fizz....." and you spelled relief "R-O-L-A-I-D-S"

"Free Bird" was a popular song at proms.

Anyone remember "three-two beer"? (3.2 % alcohol content....some states you could drink "three-two" at age 18)

You watched Richard Nixon resign on TV....(you think Bush is unpopular???)

Your mouth dropped open when a "Special News Report" announced the Elvis had died. He was only, what, 42?


These are ones that came to my mind....feel free to add more.












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RE: Are you a child of the 80's - 2/12/2006 4:39:49 PM   
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hehe thanks everyone for taking me even further back.. sadly I can't relate but very interesting :)

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RE: Are you a child of the 80's - 2/13/2006 11:23:22 AM   
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Wanna know what's really sad?? I was born in 1986.... I was 4 when the 80s were over.... but i still said yes to all but like 4 of them.... I was born 10 years too late... I know i was.... I was always 10 years behind the times... lol

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