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IrishMist -> grrrrrrr (2/11/2006 1:42:48 PM)

Well gosh darn it...since everyone else is whining about something, I'll be dayumed if I am going to miss my chance, so here goes

I am bored
My computer is fried and I am forced to share my daughter's with her for a bit
The struts on my car need replacing
My rent is too high
My gas bill is too high
My cat is driving me crazy
My daughter is going through that " I want everything stage "
My sister is mad at me

I think that's it for now

/nods

though I am sure I will come up with more later, just give me a bit of time

[8D]




KatyLied -> RE: grrrrrrr (2/11/2006 1:45:37 PM)

I could so add to your list. Most of my woes are of a financial nature (aren't most?). I'm on a regime of self-improvement. I understand your frustration.

Plus, I really need to sit down and do my damn taxes!




IrishMist -> RE: grrrrrrr (2/11/2006 1:49:10 PM)

LOL I am just so tired of the all the negative posts...I thought maybe this might get some smiles...so post away...the sillier the better [&:]




IrishMist -> RE: grrrrrrr (2/11/2006 1:52:18 PM)

OH yea, I almost forgot...since we have no snow on the ground...my grass is growing agian...

/sigh

that means that I am going to have to go out and cut the stupid stuff

/kicks the wall




Aileen68 -> RE: grrrrrrr (2/11/2006 1:53:42 PM)

I have a little black cat that pees on every piece of furniture that she can.

Hey...anyone want a cat. Free to a good home.




KatyLied -> RE: grrrrrrr (2/11/2006 2:00:01 PM)

quote:

Hey...anyone want a cat. Free to a good home.


They make me sneeze!




IrishMist -> RE: grrrrrrr (2/11/2006 2:08:47 PM)

I have one that is knocked up

anyone want several cats?

[:@]




RiotGirl -> RE: grrrrrrr (2/11/2006 2:08:53 PM)

If it makes you feel any better i painted my white cat purple = ) Well purple splotches.. see me and the short person was decorating the drive way and the white cat walked up.. and well i had purple all over my hands ... and it SEEMED like a good idea! (washable paint) So he was purple for awhile.

then the other cats like were near by so i grabbed them and stuck their paws in the paint and made make paw prints

and my RANT for the past couple of days is

MY DOG DOESNT SPEAK ENGLISH!!!!!!!!!!!!

<throws a tantrum>

Ya know EVERY other dog i had SPOKE english. id say "find the ball" or "wheres the ball" or "drop it here.. no HERE.. you better bring it here" And they would like KNOW. Heck my dog rusty would "nudge" the ball close.. but not actually AT the spot i wanted him to drop it, just cos he's a piss ant. But he'd nudge it a few times so it was RIGHT next to the spot.

This dang DOG, and she is a DOG.. grrrr.. oh no.. she hasnt a CLUE. GRRRRRRRR

i WANT my RUSTY back.. that dog was the smartest damn dog i ever met. And he was soooooooo interesting looking. i could walk that dog anywhere. No leash needed.

Course that dog was SO smart that when he'd get pissed off that i went to work he peed in the one spot that would literally send me up the wall. My pillow! And course i had to find him a new home cos he didnt like the wee little barren i bred out my tummy. Ug.

Or or or or.. my other dog Sunshine. That dog could put a hole in the wall 4 feet off the ground, big enough for her to get through... AND walk over two bikes (with out knocking them over) and an old 19 something chevel (sp?) with OUT leaving a scratch on it.

my DOG DOESNT SPEAK ENGLISH.. grrrrrrrr (it BETTER learn soon!)




yourMissTress -> RE: grrrrrrr (2/11/2006 2:22:56 PM)

points and laughs at Riot Girl....

Just what did you DO to get on the "awaiting approval" list???

Please tell me on the other side, I HAVE to know.




RavenMuse -> RE: grrrrrrr (2/11/2006 2:23:13 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: IrishMist
I am bored
My computer is fried and I am forced to share my daughter's with her for a bit
The struts on my car need replacing
My rent is too high
My gas bill is too high
My cat is driving me crazy
My daughter is going through that " I want everything stage "
My sister is mad at me


You trying to write the lyrics to a country and western song there missy?
You forgot the line where you shoot your dog![;)]




Aileen68 -> RE: grrrrrrr (2/11/2006 2:24:41 PM)

quote:

You forgot the line where you shoot your dog!


Shoot the cat instead, please




IrishMist -> RE: grrrrrrr (2/11/2006 2:27:29 PM)

quote:

You trying to write the lyrics to a country and western song there missy?
You forgot the line where you shoot your dog!


No, a country and western song would have to have

lost love
death
lonliness
and something about mama in it

/nods

I can't say anything bad about my Mom, so I guess I am out of luck there

[:(]




IrishMist -> RE: grrrrrrr (2/11/2006 2:30:32 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: yourMissTress

points and laughs at Riot Girl....

Just what did you DO to get on the "awaiting approval" list???

Please tell me on the other side, I HAVE to know.


She umm, took the fall for me the other night MissTress

/nods

Posted something that I WAS going to post but changed my mind

I feel horrid about it

/hangs head in shame




Vancouver_cinful -> RE: grrrrrrr (2/11/2006 2:40:36 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: RavenMuse
You trying to write the lyrics to a country and western song there missy?
You forgot the line where you shoot your dog![;)]


I wrote this one 15 years ago and it's still useful for those bad days...

My man died...and so I buried him
My kid died...and so I buried her
My dog died...and so I buried him
My car died...and so i buried it...

The house burnt down, aliens gave me pimples...
And now I'm alone again...
Naturalllllllly...


(Sung with twang, of course)

Cin




Vancouver_cinful -> RE: grrrrrrr (2/11/2006 2:42:09 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: IrishMist

quote:

You trying to write the lyrics to a country and western song there missy?
You forgot the line where you shoot your dog!


No, a country and western song would have to have

lost love
death
lonliness
and something about mama in it

/nods

I can't say anything bad about my Mom, so I guess I am out of luck there

[:(]


Oh yeah, the line about Mama in it is in my second verse...

Cin




IrishMist -> RE: grrrrrrr (2/11/2006 2:42:37 PM)

LMFAO

ok, vancouver got the giggle out of me

/claps hands




seaturtle50 -> RE: grrrrrrr (2/11/2006 2:54:34 PM)

quote:

/kicks the wall


Adds - My walls have all these dents in them!

st50




IrishMist -> RE: grrrrrrr (2/11/2006 2:57:43 PM)

LOL not yet, but I am really surprised that they don't. More often than not though, when I feel the need to hit something, I go outside, pick up a stick, and beat on the ground lol.

Pretty pathetic

boy, I am getting this whine stuff down good





Real0ne -> RE: grrrrrrr (2/11/2006 2:58:43 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: IrishMist

Well gosh darn it...since everyone else is whining about something, I'll be dayumed if I am going to miss my chance, so here goes

I am bored
My computer is fried and I am forced to share my daughter's with her for a bit
The struts on my car need replacing
My rent is too high
My gas bill is too high
My cat is driving me crazy
My daughter is going through that " I want everything stage "
My sister is mad at me

I think that's it for now

/nods

though I am sure I will come up with more later, just give me a bit of time

[8D]


and here i thought you had real problems!

get off the forums
take over your daughters computer
junk the car
find a different place
move down south
get a dog to keep the cat busy
tell your daughter to get a job then she can have everything she wants
kiss and make up with sis

hope that helps :)




Real0ne -> RE: grrrrrrr (2/11/2006 3:01:32 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: IrishMist

OH yea, I almost forgot...since we have no snow on the ground...my grass is growing agian...

/sigh

that means that I am going to have to go out and cut the stupid stuff

/kicks the wall


oh yeh and mow the snow




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