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Fun with Phone Numbers - 6/14/2009 12:06:31 PM

SteelofUtah

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So have you ever been hit on by that guy who seems nice but you just aren't interested.

Let them know the easy way with the Rejection Hotline. The following are a list of numbers reprinted by permission from www.funphonenumbers.com

REJECTION HOTLINE BY STATE:

ALABAMA
205-383-1788 Birmingham
334-541-0107 Auburn

ARIZONA
520-917-0480 Tucson
602-230-4210
602-325-0066 Phoenix

ARKANSAS
501-545-4960

CALIFORNIA
310-217-7638 Los Angeles
310-735-0099 Los Angeles
408-236-2060 San Jose
408-513-3090 San Jose
415-228-0207 San Francisco
415-356-9833 San Francisco
424-202-6983
661-367-2388
818-301-6845 Los Angeles
858-492-8002 San Diego
916-384-0237 Sacramento

COLORADO
303-218-9999 Denver
303-607-7527 Denver
719-359-8077 Colorado Springs
720-259-1388 Denver

CONNECTICUT
860-760-1846

DELAWARE
302-250-4049

DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA
202-448-8881
202-452-7468

FLORIDA
305-503-0846 Miami
352-475-6679 Gainesville
407-970-8278 Orlando
813-792-4079 Tampa
904-879-8012 Jacksonville
954-880-9025 Fort Lauderdale

GEORGIA
404-260-1318 Atlanta
706-335-0511 Athens
770-276-3002 Atlanta
770-908-7383 Atlanta
912-754-5588 Savannah

HAWAII
808-756-9701

IDAHO
208-272-9997

ILLINOIS
312-588-3108 Chicago
630-809-3239 Aurora
773-509-5027 Chicago
815-404-2580 Crystal Lake
847-859-7254 Evanston

INDIANA
317-332-0670 Indianapolis

IOWA
641-715-0150

KANSAS
785-875-3188

KENTUCKY
270-735-1622
502-379-4025 Louisville

LOUISIANA
225-614-9641 Baton Rouge
504-208-2271 New Orleans

MAINE
207-376-0768

MARYLAND
301-576-1104
410-347-1488 Baltimore
410-500-4687 Baltimore

MASSACHUSETTS
413-351-2684
508-556-3549
617-861-3962 Boston
781-382-3478
781-654-2925

MICHIGAN
248-262-6861
313-915-9016 Detroit
734-205-0534 Ann Arbor

MINNESOTA
612-232-1638
651-319-9775 Minneapolis

MISSISSIPPI
601-792-4440

MISSOURI
314-359-3930 St. Louis
417-326-2677 Springfield
573-856-4522 Jefferson City
816-298-0420 Kansas City

MONTANA
406-371-9027

NEBRASKA
402-434-6535 Lincoln
402-827-9874 Omaha

NEVADA
702-386-5397 Las Vegas

NEW HAMPSHIRE
603-413-2340

NEW JERSEY
201-808-6011
609-373-1072 Princeton
732-894-5017
908-636-2965
973-409-3011 Newark

NEW MEXICO
505-310-2496 Albuquerque

NEW YORK
212-660-2245 New York City
315-682-1822 Syracuse
347-689-1270
516-730-7245 Long Island
518-935-4012 Albany
646-717-8395 New York
716-357-2127 Buffalo
845-259-2245
914-269-4245

NORTH CAROLINA
336-455-8634 Greensboro
704-208-1658 Charlotte
828-859-2905
919-674-0320 Raleigh

NORTH DAKOTA
701-552-9028

OHIO
216-269-0085 Cleveland
330-342-3454 Akron
419-452-6002
440-328-3382
513-277-0088 Cincinnati
614-360-9876 Columbus
740-321-1277
937-396-7974 Dayton

OKLAHOMA
405-213-1048 Oklahoma City
918-649-1711 Tulsa

OREGON
503-207-0299

PENNSYLVANIA
215-618-1505 Philly
412-567-2767 Pittsburgh
724-733-0018
814-337-4101 Penn State

RHODE ISLAND
401-648-6543

SOUTH CAROLINA
803-358-0885
843-303-9675 Charleston
864-607-9208

SOUTH DAKOTA
605-877-3007

TENNESSEE
615-238-2005 Nashville
901-248-9901 Memphis

TEXAS
210-280-0176 San Antonio
214-245-0885 Dallas
512-651-1907 Austin
713-866-6249 Houston
817-326-1433 Ft. Worth
972-504-6270 Dallas
972-836-0066 Dallas

UTAH
801-820-4032

VERMONT
802-922-9007

VIRGINIA
703-912-1725
703-945-1694
757-215-4557 Virginia Beach
804-335-1422 Richmond

WASHINGTON
206-494-0827 Seattle
509-481-9180 Spokane

WISCONSIN
414-243-1102 Milwaukee
608-669-9054

WYOMING
307-462-2022

CANADA
204-272-3976 Winnipeg
250-984-0686 Victoria
403-775-9982 Calgary
514-667-0361 Montreal
519-488-2355 London
613-686-3620 Ottawa
647-476-4910 Toronto
778-786-8557 Vancouver
780-669-5270 Edmonton
905-963-0318 Hamilton

It Could Always Suck More
202-448-8882
212-201-3515

One Night Stand Hotline
212-201-3517

It Could Always Suck More
267-350-8894
305-503-0845
309-319-9999
312-588-3107
314-236-0039
323-213-4134
505-346-0102
510-285-2263

Spanish Rejection Hotline
619-270-9578 Male
626-242-9958 Female

It Could Always Suck More
816-410-0114

Piss on You
949-313-0673

OUR OTHER NUMBERS
401-992-4051 Rectal Removers
571-527-2045 RH Old Man
760-481-3098 Female-voiced R.H.
813-273-8160 Call to Santa
909-723-5660 Telemarketers
949-313-0670 Marshmellow-mouth
949-313-0671 British R.H.
949-313-0672 Australian R.H.

Almost to Voicemail
216-912-0163
401-992-4030
973-409-3264

Breakup Bitch & Breakup Butler
401-427-2990 Breakup Butler
803-234-8035 Breakup Butler ~ nice
817-256-9693 Breakup Bitch

Call to Confess
207-228-0146

Frustration Hotline
410-500-4686 Original
424-202-6981 What the...???
805-351-8307 Original

Call to Santa (Not for Kids)
781-452-0835
831-227-2138

Call for Luck
407-209-3439

Drunk Dial Hotline
386-682-3997 Drunk Dial

Find a number near you and keep it handy just in case you get hit on by a douchebag.

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RE: Fun with Phone Numbers - 6/14/2009 12:33:09 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah
Find a number near you and keep it handy just in case you get hit on by a douchebag.

Steel

lol, read the web site and it sounds like a great idea... but there are no numbers near me.

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RE: Fun with Phone Numbers - 6/14/2009 12:39:15 PM

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Sometimes women make up a random phone number to give to really obnoxious men, to get rid of them. Many years ago, I was unfortunate enough to have my number given out like that.

The guy called me around 2 AM. He was pissed off that a man answered the phone. He refused to believe that Mary was not there...

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RE: Fun with Phone Numbers - 6/14/2009 12:48:06 PM

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This is what I like about the Hotline.

It is brilliant and I think women should use them more offten makes a guy feel good about the fact he got a number and look like a GOD among his friends and then get let down easy in private when he finally calls the number.

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RE: Fun with Phone Numbers - 6/14/2009 1:12:47 PM

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So, what does it actually say when the number is dialed?

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RE: Fun with Phone Numbers - 6/14/2009 1:24:07 PM

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Thank you for posting this, Steel... a friend was telling me about it not long ago but didn't have the number any longer. Thanks so much!

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RE: Fun with Phone Numbers - 6/14/2009 1:28:28 PM

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Aylee dial a number if you are in the states, it is cute and free no charges apply except for normal long distance.

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This is the Most Local # I could find for you 785-875-3188

< Message edited by SteelofUtah -- 6/14/2009 1:29:45 PM >

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RE: Fun with Phone Numbers - 6/14/2009 5:20:45 PM

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Steel,

Did you call any of them? It's one of the funniest things I've heard recently.

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RE: Fun with Phone Numbers - 6/14/2009 5:38:45 PM

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wsb,

Yeah I called the ones at the bottom of the list cause I had heard the rejection line a few times. I LOVE the Frustration Hotline and will give it to my friends and tell them it is a free phone sex line. And I love the Telemarketer Hotline it was Awsome.

I also love the confession hotline.

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