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michaelGA -> RE: a secret bdsm group (2/12/2006 10:37:13 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mercxi Has anyone heard of this secret bdsm group, that supposedly has thousands of members, slaves are traded within this group only and even have some control of the republican party? if it's a secret...who let it out and how did you find out about it? doesn't sound like a very well kept secret, does it? [:D]

LaMalinche -> RE: a secret bdsm group (2/13/2006 2:08:47 PM)
I want an invatation to join a secret society. Best, LaMalinche

MHOO314 -> RE: a secret bdsm group (2/13/2006 4:25:10 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: IronBear quote: ORIGINAL: Mercnbeth Most of us are also members of the "Illuminati". In fact it's how I was recruited. During one of the regional Illuminati meetings I attended in NYC, a member noted my dominant personality and gave me the "test". The exam is an offshoot of the electro-psychometer or "e-meter"; but that only qualifies you. BTW - L. Ron (Coincidentally close to Enron? I think not!)L. Ron was also a member, he was a switch. There are seven other degrees, modeled on Dante's Seven Rings of Hell. They are called the "Fundamental Levels of Grandness" or "FLOGs". Achieving all seven "Grand Levels" of FLOGing is how you become a "Grand Master". The Council of 13 has taken due note of these disclosures and whilst you were heading off to Las Vagas, the council was meating in the Crystal Throne Room set beneath the Vatican to discuss this. However one question still remains unanswered. Why didn't you disclose the symbol, of the Illuminati? The all seeing eye set in a pyramid with 13 steps.... Good grief isn't that also on the US Dollar bill? Cou;d it be that the USA Treasury does the money laundering for the Illuminata to allow better control of the World bank? Of course you all know that George Washingtom was initiated into the Freemasons abd that the Grand master who administered the oath was also the US representative on the Council of 13 controling the Illuminati.. Funny bloke he was used to fly kites in electrical storms........ STOP! you will waken the hairy SybilTroll!! you know he loves this stuff----

IrishMist -> RE: a secret bdsm group (2/13/2006 6:14:44 PM)
/pout I want an invitation too. I can keep a secret. I promise.

mnottertail -> RE: a secret bdsm group (2/13/2006 6:30:34 PM)
This is posted on MH00314 to obfuscate the purpose, intent and scope of this document. An unnamed source has sent me an untraceable letter by fedex, further; the prevaricative address says If Lost Return To the GOP.......... I quote, "There have been posts here, that had you bothered to attend the meetings since '67 or so the by-laws have changed in such a way, that this talk of rings or even flouting the edges of the mission of this society is strictly forbidden" It goes on to say, and here I am paraphrasing "you are no longer with the company," and "you are now a taunt and a hiss, prepare for your departure immediately and forthwith"......... yadda yadda yadda......... Your obedient servant, Sybil p.s. Ron didn't post this...........

smilezz -> RE: a secret bdsm group (2/13/2006 6:47:53 PM)
takes notes and names By the way, since you have all outed yourselves..........well, for the most part, because i KNOW none of you know anything about this..........YOUR BACK DUES are due..........kindly submit (golly, there's that word again) your tribute to the man with the black leather cloak, red hood and was three paces behind the man you were standing in front of. Please note, all names have now been forwarded to the grand master for your own protection. ~The secret society~

mnottertail -> RE: a secret bdsm group (2/13/2006 6:54:18 PM)
LOLOLOLOL, Thar' she blows, kiddies........... Now let's just quit this fuckin' around....... Send your back dues to: Ron Melby XXX YYY ZZZ Gumshoe, ND 00102 I don't believe you heard me........ That's; Ron Melby XXX YYY ZZZ Gumshoe, ND 00102 Do it! Do it now! Le Grande Frumage

xxblushesxx -> RE: a secret bdsm group (2/13/2006 7:01:29 PM)
LaMaLinche, and Irish... You can join MY secret society. I can't say much here, for obvious reasons...but... we tend to spend a lot of time talking about new uses for chocolate...[:-] send me an email, and I'll send you all the ultra secret details. (they come in a pretty pink envelope with butterflies and flowers on it!)

Vancouver_cinful -> RE: a secret bdsm group (2/13/2006 7:03:49 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lordandmaster Unless you're talking about this, it sounds like someone's bizarre fantasy. Oh yes, now that's a bizarre thing...a man wanting to be seen having sex with his hot actress wife. A man wanting to be seen publically having sex with a woman many thousands of men lust over. What the heck was he thinking? What a weirdo!!! [8D] Cin

mnottertail -> RE: a secret bdsm group (2/13/2006 7:53:32 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Vancouver_cinful quote: ORIGINAL: Lordandmaster Unless you're talking about this, it sounds like someone's bizarre fantasy. Oh yes, now that's a bizarre thing...a man wanting to be seen having sex with his hot actress wife. A man wanting to be seen publically having sex with a woman many thousands of men lust over. What the heck was he thinking? What a weirdo!!! [8D] Cin That's what men want................Gawd, I feel so cheap.......... I just want blowjobs. LOL.......what the fuck is this about anyway? God bless the cocksuckers (Tiny Tim)

Termyn8or -> RE: a secret bdsm group (2/13/2006 8:35:08 PM)
Any Bilder outranks any Illuminate'. Case closed. Actually in our, and our lesser brethrens' position in the world this disclosure did not do the harm envisioned by the old rulemakers. As always each case is determined seperately, as we have no written law. We simply make it up as we go along. At the very minimum you will be disrobed and shanked for 48 hours. If you continue this dangerous path of disclosure you will suffer very worse consequences. Remember Mordechi Vannunu ? We got him back in too now that he ran his mouth again, this time to a US dissident newspaper. Your leaders will be advised on what shall happen to you. You will be called in next month. TX, L21/C/ST/B

mitsu -> RE: a secret bdsm group (2/14/2006 6:19:20 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail Yes, there are actually two: congress and the religious right. Sincerely, Ron Laugh..

michaelGA -> RE: a secret bdsm group (2/14/2006 6:30:27 PM)
the check's in the mail...LOL

michaelGA -> RE: a secret bdsm group (2/14/2006 6:33:00 PM)
quote: we tend to spend a lot of time talking about new uses for chocolate... there's the chocolate facial, chocolate bubble bath, the chocolate perm, and the ever popular chocolate enema...LOL

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