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mydestiny2043 -> Hubby Pie (6/15/2009 9:16:19 AM)
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Hubby Pie
Can be prepared 20 years ahead.
Ingredients ..
crust:
1 hard-skinned hubby (can substitute Master, Dom,ect)
1 comfortable sofa
filling:
1 TV remote control
6 pack of coke or beer
1 packet chips [crisps]
1 family size pizza
1 large serve nacho
1 melted cheese sandwich
15 years patience
lifetime of living care
1 ounce of resignation
Method:
Cram one thick-skinned hubby into a well worn greased and comfortable sofa and leave to set [probably will take length of one sport show], remove from family room and bring to the kitchen to finish filling.
Mix TV control, chip packet, pizza, hot-dog, nachos and cheese sandwich on a large tray. Add 6-pack of coke or beer slowly [to avoid excess gas], bind with a lot of patience, loving care and resignation. Be careful to place hubby and filling carefully back in front of the TV so as not to disturb the view of the screen and leave to solidify indefinitely.
Head back to your computer and have a marvelous time chatting with your online friends UNDISTURBED!! or GO SHOPPING![8D]
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