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dcnovice -> RE: surgical animal transformations (6/15/2009 7:08:01 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DarkSteven quote: ORIGINAL: thornhappy Damn, wish I'd thought of the wings. If buffalos can have wings, why not pigs? In best Katharine Hepburn voice: "There'll be pork in the trees come morning!"

purepleasure -> RE: surgical animal transformations (6/15/2009 7:11:07 PM)
Do you all think that when this gets pulled, the Mod will say in their best Porky Pig voice, "Th-th-th-that's all folks!"?

DarkSteven -> RE: surgical animal transformations (6/15/2009 7:19:59 PM)
I wish we could make a silk purse from this thread.

sunshinemiss -> RE: surgical animal transformations (6/15/2009 7:21:43 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MoGa Oh. Lives in Ohio. That explains it. HEY! I LIVE IN OHIO! AND MY ALTOGETHER IS JUST FINE, THANK YOU.... harumph... that MoGa... one of those people who probably doesn't know that chili is sposed to be eaten on spaghetti.

sunshinemiss -> RE: surgical animal transformations (6/15/2009 7:25:31 PM)
and by the way, stop hogging all the puns... off to do laundry and get away from this hogwash... blows kissees to thornalicious, our other Ohioan...

beargonewild -> RE: surgical animal transformations (6/15/2009 7:40:51 PM)
Please don't squeal on us sunshine. Got a sty in the eye and can't see straight.

hlen5 -> RE: surgical animal transformations (6/15/2009 8:08:27 PM)
The methane from all this ps (vs bs) is killin' me!!!

DarkSteven -> RE: surgical animal transformations (6/15/2009 8:45:12 PM)
I'm Jewish so you cannot expect me to swallow this tref...

SassySarijane -> RE: surgical animal transformations (6/15/2009 9:36:22 PM)
~laughing at the hilarity~ Doubt this thread will get pulled since it was originally started in Ask a Mistress and moved here to PnRS.

GreedyTop -> RE: surgical animal transformations (6/15/2009 11:24:11 PM)
ok.. my sides hurt now....

Vendaval -> RE: surgical animal transformations (6/15/2009 11:32:49 PM)
[sm=pigsfly.gif] [sm=pigsfly.gif] [sm=pigsfly.gif] quote: ORIGINAL: thornhappy quote: ORIGINAL: DarkSteven quote: ORIGINAL: thornhappy Damn, wish I'd thought of the wings. If buffalos can have wings, why not pigs? You can put wings on a pig, but will it fly?

hlen5 -> RE: surgical animal transformations (6/16/2009 1:55:01 AM)
I'm squealing with delight over everyone's responses! As far as coming to this thread for some amusement, you know what they say, "Any pork in a storm"!!

MoGa -> RE: surgical animal transformations (6/16/2009 2:02:38 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss quote: ORIGINAL: MoGa Oh. Lives in Ohio. That explains it. HEY! I LIVE IN OHIO! AND MY ALTOGETHER IS JUST FINE, THANK YOU.... harumph... that MoGa... one of those people who probably doesn't know that chili is sposed to be eaten on spaghetti. Oooops, ok not ALL bad people are from Ohio..just the REALLY bad ones! [sm=flying.gif]

sirsholly -> RE: surgical animal transformations (6/16/2009 3:28:57 AM)
OP...sow-eee this thread has been derailed, but the original topic was a boar. if you do decide to have the surgery to install a pig snout on your face, make sure you have plenty of oinkment.

sunshinemiss -> RE: surgical animal transformations (6/16/2009 3:49:45 AM)
*sings... Oh I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Weiner. Oh that is what I'd really love to beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Cause if I were an Oscar Mayer Weiner, then everyone would be in love with me!!!!!! Oh this is a baaa aaa aaad thread. oops. wrong animal.

Christinestill -> RE: surgical animal transformations (6/16/2009 4:19:45 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: windchymes I want to crack a joke about pork rinds, but I know we're gonna catch moderator hell any second now..... hey now! them's sacred ya know...

sirsholly -> RE: surgical animal transformations (6/16/2009 4:45:45 AM)
Personally i am shocked and saddened that the OP has not returned to thank us for this outstanding, well thought out advice. Shocked, saddened, and slightly oinked off. [>:]

sunshinemiss -> RE: surgical animal transformations (6/16/2009 4:50:36 AM)
now holly, you know very well she's busy... playing hide the salami...

sirsholly -> RE: surgical animal transformations (6/16/2009 4:52:22 AM)
[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]

stella41b -> RE: surgical animal transformations (6/16/2009 5:03:06 AM)
Seeing that the OP has gone off to get 'cured' I thought I would 'beef' up the thread by 'crackling' a joke or two about pork. There was a joke about sausages, but I cannot find the links.

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