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LotusSong -> He's my Brother (6/15/2009 10:55:42 AM)


Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.

The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?"
"Eight," the boy replied.

The man continued, "do you know what these are used for?"

The boy replied, "not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike.

Right now, he can't do either."




mydestiny2043 -> RE: He's my Brother (6/15/2009 1:46:20 PM)

[:D][:D][:D]




Vendaval -> RE: He's my Brother (6/15/2009 9:29:25 PM)

Very cute, be glad they were not looking for the Levitra.




NeedsFocus -> RE: He's my Brother (6/15/2009 9:42:48 PM)

That is SO adorable!!!




NightTigress -> RE: He's my Brother (6/17/2009 6:02:20 PM)

I would not know what to do in that situation




SteelofUtah -> RE: He's my Brother (6/17/2009 6:03:22 PM)

...... fuck it let them try to figure it out...




Vendaval -> RE: He's my Brother (6/17/2009 6:05:40 PM)

They are boys, the tampons work great for cleaning gun barrels.




SteelofUtah -> RE: He's my Brother (6/17/2009 6:08:34 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Vendaval

They are boys, the tampons work great for cleaning gun barrels.


You know I think that is a cute Idea but I would never use a Tampon on my Gun. it's Pure Cotton or nothing.

I wonder if it would leave anything behind.

Maybe I'll offer to clean friends gun just to see if it works well.

Steel




NightTigress -> RE: He's my Brother (6/17/2009 7:59:08 PM)

I remember hearing that they were used for bullet holes in humans, being so absorbent and such




Saratov -> RE: He's my Brother (6/20/2009 12:38:20 PM)

And for areas such as behind ears, between fingers/toes when something is needed to stop bleeding.  Ask any (Good) combat medic/corpsman.




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