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I've decided what I want in life! - 6/15/2009 6:10:14 PM   
LookieNoNookie


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I want a girl who looks like Dolly Parton (or Angelina Jolie), who, in our bedroom talks like a total gutter slut, but in front of my Mom acts like Mother Theresa.

When I come home, I want her to tell me about her day, having spent a great deal of the day masturbating beyond her own personal control ("it's why I couldn't get anything done honey!!!...Honest...I tried!!!!").

Someone who dresses exactly the opposite way any right thinking male would suggest (unless of course, he was married to my wife, whereupon he'd no doubt agree with my and her taste in clothes)...and of course....

Someone who picks up my socks.

(I don't think that's too much to ask).
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RE: I've decided what I want in life! - 6/15/2009 6:19:07 PM   
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Status: offline 		Heck, I can pick up socks with my feet and I am 44DDD(or is that 44DD). I just got a lot of fat that we are looking to treat medically. I just tend to wear black slacks all of the time (have to be modest around my mom).

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RE: I've decided what I want in life! - 6/15/2009 11:14:28 PM   
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Status: offline 		Soooo you want a blonde or brunette? Big chested or small like Jolie? Or small during the day and huge during the night? titts Ahh A Dollyjolie? Plastic or real doll? plastic jolie with small teets and can blow them up during the night and make them huge like Dolly.

just contemplating
Just the twisted side of me coming out

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RE: I've decided what I want in life! - 6/16/2009 3:43:19 AM   
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Status: offline 		Well big Daddy,    it sounds like with some stage craft I could play that role.  With practice and perseverance, coaching, classes, a personal trainer and so forth.

But pick up your socks?    

*runs to the exit, slams door*   !!!!!   

YOU BRUTE!    You insensitive man!  You did not even notice my new hairdo!   

*starts throwing the china ware*    

Shouts, "and another thing!"    "I'm going home to my momma!!! "

*tossing your socks and your only set of car keys into the garbage disposal, and turns it on high*

*guns the engine- squeals tires,


runs off to be with Dollys long lost twin sister......*

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RE: I've decided what I want in life! - 6/16/2009 3:49:15 AM   
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quote:

I want a girl who looks like......... Mother Theresa.


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RE: I've decided what I want in life! - 6/16/2009 3:50:50 AM   
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Status: offline 		oh holly... that's just wrong.  all kinds of wrong. 

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RE: I've decided what I want in life! - 6/16/2009 3:52:09 AM   
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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

oh holly... that's just wrong.  all kinds of wrong. 


*snickersnort*


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BOOT WHORE
VAA/S FAN

GIVES GOOD HEART (Lushy)

CREATOR OF MAYHEM (practice)


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RE: I've decided what I want in life! - 6/16/2009 4:54:48 AM   
pahunkboy


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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

oh holly... that's just wrong.  all kinds of wrong. 


*snickersnort*



I seen butChered posts before- but this this one jumped right on me!!!!   LOLOLOL

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RE: I've decided what I want in life! - 6/16/2009 4:35:20 PM   
LookieNoNookie


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ORIGINAL: pahunkboy

Well big Daddy,    it sounds like with some stage craft I could play that role.  With practice and perseverance, coaching, classes, a personal trainer and so forth.

But pick up your socks?    

*runs to the exit, slams door*   !!!!!   

YOU BRUTE!    You insensitive man!  You did not even notice my new hairdo!   

*starts throwing the china ware*    

Shouts, "and another thing!"    "I'm going home to my momma!!! "

*tossing your socks and your only set of car keys into the garbage disposal, and turns it on high*

*guns the engine- squeals tires,


runs off to be with Dollys long lost twin sister......*



PaHunk....I luvs ya bud....but....ya just don't fit the bill (although, I will say, you have a saucy little wiggle when you walk!).

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RE: I've decided what I want in life! - 6/16/2009 4:36:43 PM   
LookieNoNookie


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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

oh holly... that's just wrong.  all kinds of wrong. 


Okay....I think misrepresentation is up for discussion here.....

(Someone will be talking to my attorney's).

< Message edited by LookieNoNookie -- 6/16/2009 4:37:38 PM >

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RE: I've decided what I want in life! - 6/16/2009 5:08:00 PM   
CatdeMedici


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Status: offline 		...for $135 you can have a "my size Barbie"--she will  tell you what you want to hear, always smile, always be by the door, never interfere with Mom, oh bit she doesn't do socks--that's extra.

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RE: I've decided what I want in life! - 6/16/2009 5:12:37 PM   
LookieNoNookie


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ORIGINAL: CatdeMedici

...for $135 you can have a "my size Barbie"--she will  tell you what you want to hear, always smile, always be by the door, never interfere with Mom, oh bit she doesn't do socks--that's extra.


I married her a while back.

She comes bundled with "My size divorce attorney".




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RE: I've decided what I want in life! - 6/16/2009 6:08:04 PM   
CatdeMedici


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quote:

ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

quote:

ORIGINAL: CatdeMedici

...for $135 you can have a "my size Barbie"--she will  tell you what you want to hear, always smile, always be by the door, never interfere with Mom, oh bit she doesn't do socks--that's extra.


I married her a while back.

She comes bundled with "My size divorce attorney".







LMAO, ok cleans up spewed tea--you rascal!

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RE: I've decided what I want in life! - 6/17/2009 5:40:56 PM   
LookieNoNookie


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quote:

ORIGINAL: CatdeMedici

quote:

ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

quote:

ORIGINAL: CatdeMedici

...for $135 you can have a "my size Barbie"--she will  tell you what you want to hear, always smile, always be by the door, never interfere with Mom, oh bit she doesn't do socks--that's extra.


I married her a while back.

She comes bundled with "My size divorce attorney".

LMAO, ok cleans up spewed tea--you rascal!


Of course, if you buy the "Special Millennium Edition" it also comes bundled with the "Surfer dude, Camaro driving, 27 year old buff dude" as well.

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