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Vendaval -> Stupid criminal trick of the week (6/16/2009 3:53:16 PM)

When planning a house burglary, do remember to wear appropriate clothing.

"Naked burglar flees home, then wears women's garb"
Tue Jun 16, 3:40 pm ET

"GOLDEN, Colo. – Authorities said a naked intruder startled a woman in her home west of Denver, then fled in a sheet to another home where he was discovered wearing women's clothing. Jefferson County deputies said the first break-in occurred shortly before 7 a.m. Monday. The man fled when the woman screamed.

Deputies said he entered a nearby home through an unlocked door, where the female owner discovered him in a bathroom wearing women's underwear, a nightgown, stockings and a scarf.

He was arrested in the front yard by deputies alerted by a call from the first home.

Clinton S. March, 24, was arrested on burglary, indecent exposure and theft charges. No phone listing could be found for him, and it wasn't clear whether he had a lawyer."

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090616/ap_on_fe_st/us_odd_naked_burglar




DarkSteven -> RE: Stupid criminal trick of the week (6/16/2009 8:07:03 PM)

In addition, do not burgle at a time when damn near everyone is guaranteed to be home.

Dumbass.




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