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Little Johnny ;) - 2/12/2006 5:41:26 PM

dom_dotcom

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Little Johnny strikes again

A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.

Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm, and
we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating."

The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word
"fascinate, not fascinating".

Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City
and I was fascinated."

The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to
use the word "fascinate."

Little Johnny raised his hand.

The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before.
She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate", so she called on him.

Johnny said, "My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her
tits are so big she can only fasten eight."

The teacher sat down and cried.

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RE: Little Johnny ;) - 2/12/2006 6:01:05 PM

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that was Me wen I read it it was so funny I laughed till I cryed.

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RE: Little Johnny ;) - 2/12/2006 8:23:59 PM

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*Laughs* That's awesome. Way to go Johnny!

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