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HatesParisHilton -> RE: Why are Big women called 'curvy'... (6/18/2009 9:39:51 AM)

really too bad that rednicky had an ass made for a 20 minute lexan paddling followed by dry reaming, all in all.



beargonewild -> RE: Why are Big women called 'curvy'... (6/18/2009 9:45:14 AM)

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ORIGINAL: dcnovice

I describe my cock as "petite but curvy."


*snorts my coffee all over keyboard*

<-------------------  average in size and looks!



SteelofUtah -> RE: Why are Big women called 'curvy'... (6/18/2009 9:54:07 AM)

I love how at the bottom of her Profile she makes a point to say "My ass is not as big as it looks."

The Internal Struggle of this individual must be all encompassing. I wonder how anyone will ever live up to her impossible standards.

She must want to believe SHE is curvy and doesn't want anyone who is bigger than her to be able to use the word.

So who says that the Fat Chick Thread don't teach you anything.

Steel



sirsholly -> RE: Why are Big women called 'curvy'... (6/18/2009 9:56:35 AM)

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So who says that the Fat Chick Thread don't teach you anything.
i iz learnin and takin' notes, Steel [sm=writing.gif]



GreedyTop -> RE: Why are Big women called 'curvy'... (6/18/2009 9:58:34 AM)

actually, I'm pretty willing to bet that her ass is BIGGER than it looks, from behind...



HatesParisHilton -> RE: Why are Big women called 'curvy'... (6/18/2009 10:00:01 AM)

This thread is the message board version of "What if David Lynch tried to do Woody Allen's Thang for a day".

Which is about the only thing that could make Woody funny.


Diggin' it.



sirsholly -> RE: Why are Big women called 'curvy'... (6/18/2009 10:00:23 AM)

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

actually, I'm pretty willing to bet that her ass is BIGGER than it looks, from behind...
the kind you sorta hope beeps when it backs up?



SteelofUtah -> RE: Why are Big women called 'curvy'... (6/18/2009 10:02:51 AM)

I mean who the hell has Fun House Mirrors in their Bedroom anyway?

Wait, I forgot I'm kinda into Clown Sex.

Steel



HatesParisHilton -> RE: Why are Big women called 'curvy'... (6/18/2009 10:04:46 AM)

"the kind you sorta hope beeps when it backs up? "

*Raucous guffaws*

noyyyyyyyyyyce one

I'm imagining it dumping asphalt all over the yard, now...



lusciouslips19 -> RE: Why are Big women called 'curvy'... (6/18/2009 10:05:25 AM)

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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ORIGINAL: VirginPotty

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ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19

funny,all of us are fat bitches.Even Holly and Potty! So if you disagree then you're a fat bitch. Proud of me and all my Fat bitch friends. Even the skinny ones


[sm=flowers.gif][sm=flowers.gif][sm=flash.gif]<<<Care to milk the udders?
take it into the bathroom, ladies!



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HatesParisHilton -> RE: Why are Big women called 'curvy'... (6/18/2009 10:06:31 AM)

Holy fuckomatic, Steel, stick that in short script and roll one out for slamdance!  I  just hurt my post op stitches reading that!



SavageFaerie -> RE: Why are Big women called 'curvy'... (6/18/2009 10:07:57 AM)

interesting how sheo nly has a side shot that doesnt show her actual curves.

All I see is a huge butt and average boobs.

So by her standards Im definetly out of curve range, since I have big boobs, a bloated tummy from meds and not much that I can call an ass.

*Goes and cries in the non curvy corner*



HatesParisHilton -> RE: Why are Big women called 'curvy'... (6/18/2009 10:12:58 AM)

c'mon guys, George Costanza, around 1996.  Yes, he had some hair left, but bald or not?

See, Danny DeVito would say "Bald".

Big, or curvy?

Receding or Bald?

For the women who would say "no bald men" in their profile, would they say George could approach them, or would he be "fucking with the truth"?



sirsholly -> RE: Why are Big women called 'curvy'... (6/18/2009 10:16:27 AM)

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For the women who would say "no bald men" in their profile,
women who say that are nuts, imho. Bald men are HAWT...as are women with/without curves.



sleazybutterfly -> RE: Why are Big women called 'curvy'... (6/18/2009 10:19:19 AM)

So part of the complaint is that fat people only talk about food, well I am here to change that assumption.

Let's talk about sex.

Or we could combine them.

Do you have sex while eating food?
Do you have sex with food?
Do you lick food off of your partner?


My favorite...having sex doggy style with a breadstick in my mouth, and a nice penis in my twitter.  Or was it the other way around?  I don't remember.[&:]

edited cause I should have put my candy bar down while typing :P



GreedyTop -> RE: Why are Big women called 'curvy'... (6/18/2009 10:21:59 AM)

LMAO butterfly!



purepleasure -> RE: Why are Big women called 'curvy'... (6/18/2009 10:22:46 AM)

i thought you were supposed to provide your login and password to your employer if you're going to use your twitter.



dcnovice -> RE: Why are Big women called 'curvy'... (6/18/2009 10:23:12 AM)

So now I'm wondering if I should say LMCAO instead of LMFAO.



sirsholly -> RE: Why are Big women called 'curvy'... (6/18/2009 10:23:51 AM)

not with a breadstick crammed in there.....



Asherdelampyr -> RE: Why are Big women called 'curvy'... (6/18/2009 10:27:49 AM)

I take umbridge with the claim that it was hijacked by fat bitches talking about food
I hijacked it, it took careful planning and stuff
how dare she give someone else credit for my hard work



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