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The Tomato Garden - 6/17/2009 8:54:13 PM   
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An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey.  He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison.  The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament: Dear Vincent, I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year.  I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot.  I know if you were here my troubles would be over..?  I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.Love, Papa A few days later he received a letter from his son. Dear Pop, Don't dig up that garden.  That's where the bodies are buried.Love, Vinnie  At 4 a.m.  the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies.  They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son. Dear Pop, Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now.  That's the best I could do under the circumstances.Love you, Vinnie

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RE: The Tomato Garden - 6/17/2009 9:24:28 PM   
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Sounds like this should have been an episode on The Sopranos!

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RE: The Tomato Garden - 6/17/2009 9:24:45 PM   
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I have loved this joke every time it is reposted on this thread.

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RE: The Tomato Garden - 6/18/2009 7:47:48 AM   
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Yes I know this is the internet, I know that we copy and paste this , I know it is all electronic, but I still think that one is a classic.

Another one I'd like to see get regurgitated to the top of the heap once in a while is the one about the guy eating the shrimp and the curtain rods. There are a few others, you just have to forget part of them to enjoy them again. Maybe we need a place to put requests.

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RE: The Tomato Garden - 6/18/2009 10:36:01 AM   
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You guys are making me feel new, I have not heard this one before, but I do agree it is a good one

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RE: The Tomato Garden - 6/18/2009 8:52:06 PM   
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I like the way the son's mind works LOL he would be handy to have around

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RE: The Tomato Garden - 6/18/2009 10:56:49 PM   
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