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Entry to Heaven - 6/18/2009 11:17:16 PM   
mydestiny2043


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Two doctors and an HMO manager died and lined up at the pearly gates for
admission to heaven. St. Peter asked them to identify themselves.  One
doctor stepped forward and said: "I was a pediatric spine surgeon and
helped kids overcome their deformities."
St. Peter said, "You can enter."
The second doctor said "I was a psychiatrist. I helped people rehabilitate
themselves."
St. Peter also invited him in.
The third applicant stepped forward and said, "I was a HMO manager. I
helped people get cost-effective health care."
St. Peter said,  "You can come in too."
But as the HMO manager walked by, St. Peter added... "You can stay three
days. After that, you can go to hell."


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RE: Entry to Heaven - 6/18/2009 11:19:00 PM   
Asherdelampyr


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LMAO
That's payback!


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RE: Entry to Heaven - 6/19/2009 6:08:31 AM   
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