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Random funny - 6/21/2009 12:54:48 AM   
Roguescharm


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Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While I clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", I muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.


For no reason other than I'm bored and it's too long to have as my sig.


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RE: Random funny - 6/21/2009 1:56:07 AM   
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I am bored too, but I am cranky because I am bored, so I am not finding much to be humorous about

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RE: Random funny - 6/21/2009 5:14:48 AM   
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That's a cute poem

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RE: Random funny - 6/21/2009 7:13:18 AM   
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Can someone please explain exactly what a 404 error actually means?

I know it means the Image isn't available but WHY what makes the 404 Error?

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RE: Random funny - 6/21/2009 9:23:54 AM   
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404 --  not found   Originally(and still is) error code for missing webpage.  Most "good" sites now code an error page if something missing, but some don't.



Now in common use:  "Seen Joe?" "nope, he's 404"





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RE: Random funny - 6/21/2009 11:50:20 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Roguescharm

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pron surfed, weak and weary,
over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'.
While I clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning,
and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, "
'Tis not possible!", I muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!".....
quoth the server, 404.



Ah, I remember -I think-, I was after my favorite kink,
and each separate open link left its cookies upon my pc core.
Eagerly I searched for more; - within the links I had sought to store.
From my tabs saturated with porn -porn I should have downloaded long before-
For it was that rare and radiant porn that makes you hot like never before-
Quoth the server, 404.

quote:

  ORIGINAL: Edgar Ellan Poe

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
`'Tis some visitor,' I muttered, `tapping at my chamber door -
Only this, and nothing more.'

Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December,
And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor.
Eagerly I wished the morrow; - vainly I had sought to borrow
From my books surcease of sorrow - sorrow for the lost Lenore -
For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels named Lenore -
Nameless here for evermore.

And the silken sad uncertain rustling of each purple curtain
Thrilled me - filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before;
So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating
`'Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door -
Some late visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door; -
This it is, and nothing more,'

Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,
`Sir,' said I, `or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore;
But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping,
And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my chamber door,
That I scarce was sure I heard you' - here I opened wide the door; -
Darkness there, and nothing more.

Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before
But the silence was unbroken, and the darkness gave no token,
And the only word there spoken was the whispered word, `Lenore!'
This I whispered, and an echo murmured back the word, `Lenore!'
Merely this and nothing more.

Back into the chamber turning, all my soul within me burning,
Soon again I heard a tapping somewhat louder than before.
`Surely,' said I, `surely that is something at my window lattice;
Let me see then, what thereat is, and this mystery explore -
Let my heart be still a moment and this mystery explore; -
'Tis the wind and nothing more!'

Open here I flung the shutter, when, with many a flirt and flutter,
In there stepped a stately raven of the saintly days of yore.
Not the least obeisance made he; not a minute stopped or stayed he;
But, with mien of lord or lady, perched above my chamber door -
Perched upon a bust of Pallas just above my chamber door -
Perched, and sat, and nothing more.

Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore,
`Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou,' I said, `art sure no craven.
Ghastly grim and ancient raven wandering from the nightly shore -
Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night's Plutonian shore!'
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'

Much I marvelled this ungainly fowl to hear discourse so plainly,
Though its answer little meaning - little relevancy bore;
For we cannot help agreeing that no living human being
Ever yet was blessed with seeing bird above his chamber door -
Bird or beast above the sculptured bust above his chamber door,
With such name as `Nevermore.'

But the raven, sitting lonely on the placid bust, spoke only,
That one word, as if his soul in that one word he did outpour.
Nothing further then he uttered - not a feather then he fluttered -
Till I scarcely more than muttered `Other friends have flown before -
On the morrow he will leave me, as my hopes have flown before.'
Then the bird said, `Nevermore.'

Startled at the stillness broken by reply so aptly spoken,
`Doubtless,' said I, `what it utters is its only stock and store,
Caught from some unhappy master whom unmerciful disaster
Followed fast and followed faster till his songs one burden bore -
Till the dirges of his hope that melancholy burden bore
Of "Never-nevermore."'

But the raven still beguiling all my sad soul into smiling,
Straight I wheeled a cushioned seat in front of bird and bust and door;
Then, upon the velvet sinking, I betook myself to linking
Fancy unto fancy, thinking what this ominous bird of yore -
What this grim, ungainly, ghastly, gaunt, and ominous bird of yore
Meant in croaking `Nevermore.'

This I sat engaged in guessing, but no syllable expressing
To the fowl whose fiery eyes now burned into my bosom's core;
This and more I sat divining, with my head at ease reclining
On the cushion's velvet lining that the lamp-light gloated o'er,
But whose velvet violet lining with the lamp-light gloating o'er,
She shall press, ah, nevermore!

Then, methought, the air grew denser, perfumed from an unseen censer
Swung by Seraphim whose foot-falls tinkled on the tufted floor.
`Wretch,' I cried, `thy God hath lent thee - by these angels he has sent thee
Respite - respite and nepenthe from thy memories of Lenore!
Quaff, oh quaff this kind nepenthe, and forget this lost Lenore!'
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'

`Prophet!' said I, `thing of evil! - prophet still, if bird or devil! -
Whether tempter sent, or whether tempest tossed thee here ashore,
Desolate yet all undaunted, on this desert land enchanted -
On this home by horror haunted - tell me truly, I implore -
Is there - is there balm in Gilead? - tell me - tell me, I implore!'
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'

`Prophet!' said I, `thing of evil! - prophet still, if bird or devil!
By that Heaven that bends above us - by that God we both adore -
Tell this soul with sorrow laden if, within the distant Aidenn,
It shall clasp a sainted maiden whom the angels named Lenore -
Clasp a rare and radiant maiden, whom the angels named Lenore?'
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'

`Be that word our sign of parting, bird or fiend!' I shrieked upstarting -
`Get thee back into the tempest and the Night's Plutonian shore!
Leave no black plume as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken!
Leave my loneliness unbroken! - quit the bust above my door!
Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door!'
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'

And the raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;
And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming,
And the lamp-light o'er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor;
And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
Shall be lifted - nevermore!


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RE: Random funny - 6/21/2009 3:36:04 PM   
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I found this extra interesting since I have about 1/4 of the poem memorise memorized

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RE: Random funny - 6/21/2009 3:45:08 PM   
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Yeah I love this poem too. Know it off by head.
That's why I just have to give it a go (even though I suck at writing poetry).
I'm sure that now the idea is just going to get stuck in my head and I'll end up doing the whole thing eventually...

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RE: Random funny - 6/21/2009 6:51:33 PM   
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ive never heard the full version of this poem.. the porn one not the raven.. i LOVE the raven.

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RE: Random funny - 6/21/2009 7:17:21 PM   
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So off to google, or was it Yahoo I'm no longer sure,
but search I did-in many places- for my beloved "hot xxx galore".
found many references- and links to click -for much more,
and click I did, many many times, to find what  I had before.
But each time I thought I'm back- back to my "hot xxx galore"
Quoth the server "404"

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RE: Random funny - 6/24/2009 6:43:45 AM   
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I love these.  

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RE: Random funny - 6/24/2009 7:17:32 AM   
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Years ago when I was young,
Blowout.com was boss,
But upon some starry night,
Someone could not drive right

The owner died in the crash,
The world felt the loss
And my fab cache of pics,
Fell prey to a HD crash

Now all my fond mems,
Are but a piece of trash.

I submit that poor piece of literary junk to blowout.com. (for one). They had everything, even though they didn't portray it as such, many of the pics were kinky. The guy who owned the site died in a car crash. I never knew his name. Also Tammad Rimalia died in a car crash, his site was even kinkier. It is however cached and can be still accessed. (I think). The owner of sweetchastity.com got his ass kicked real bad by some fagbashers up in Canada, and has cut back his activity. USC2257 got most of the rest of them.

Shows to go ya, when you find something you like on the net, save it, it could all be gone in a puff of smoke. And burn it to CD, Western Digital is noplace for it to be.

T

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