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Turner Brown - 6/21/2009 6:00:07 AM   
Sirandlil1


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Skinny little white dude goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little dude staring at him, he looks down and says: '7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pounds of testicles, Turner Brown.'
The little white dude faints and falls to the floor.
The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says, 'What's wrong with you?'
In a weak voice the little guy says, 'What EXACTLY did you say to me?'
The big dude says, 'I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me..... I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each and my name is Turner Brown.'
The little white dude says:
'Turner Brown?!...Sweet Jesus, I tought you said, 'Turn around!'

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RE: Turner Brown - 6/21/2009 10:05:34 AM   
Kelicous


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Yikes, it's funny. gratz

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