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jesiul -> Pepsi Cola (6/21/2009 10:53:18 AM)

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of:

'MOUNT & DO'.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely NO recollection of what to do with them.






Hanable -> RE: Pepsi Cola (6/21/2009 2:57:17 PM)

im afraid you are very correct in that last statement... sad.

H >:)




NightTigress -> RE: Pepsi Cola (6/21/2009 3:31:30 PM)

Being young I am a bit biased, but when we are already over populated why are we putting so much money to make it so you can have kids when you are older?





KenDckey592 -> RE: Pepsi Cola (6/21/2009 5:32:33 PM)

I don't remember having kids.  LOL   But I know where my blue tabs are.




Vendaval -> RE: Pepsi Cola (6/21/2009 5:49:53 PM)

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kinkienesss -> RE: Pepsi Cola (6/22/2009 8:17:56 PM)

[:D][:D][:D]




Termyn8or -> RE: Pepsi Cola (6/23/2009 9:51:22 AM)

Youse people are almost as sick as I am. [moves quickly to remove for rent ad from other forum].

T




Kelicous -> RE: Pepsi Cola (6/23/2009 2:56:44 PM)

Well it's no small wonder this topic has came up. Various comedians have had similar comments. Yes it's true that more dollars are spent on fake boobs, and erections than on cancer, diabetes, or other life threatening diseases. It should make a person think...should I get a boob implant now while I'm young or save that dough in case I get cancer when I'm 50 or 60?




sirsholly -> RE: Pepsi Cola (6/25/2009 4:57:27 AM)

[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]




mydestiny2043 -> RE: Pepsi Cola (6/25/2009 5:01:57 AM)

[:D]Great post.




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