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mistoferin -> It must be a full moon (2/13/2006 12:56:18 PM)

Between the posts from the latest troll and the e-mails I have gotten today...that is the only way I can explain the oddness of the day.

My latest one was a *cough* gentleman who wanted me to have phone or computer sex with him. When I asked that he not contact me further his response was that I must be a guy in drag. LOL.

Is it the moon or were there any news reports of breakfast cereal tampering with psychotic medications???




mnottertail -> RE: It must be a full moon (2/13/2006 12:58:43 PM)

Don't feel bad about this Erin, you are not the only one who does not want to do electronic appliances on this site, lotta luddites out here.............


LOL,

Howlin' at the Moon, baby!

Ron




perverseangelic -> RE: It must be a full moon (2/13/2006 1:52:10 PM)

I got contacted by my first -ever- haircut fetishist.

Zie wanted to talk to me in depth as zie have hirself a "haircut" shaving hir whole body head to toe(which I gotta say I didn't believe a word of) I asked that zie not talk about stuff that was getting hir hot, ('cause I'm not allowed to) but that I'd love to talk as friends. I came back from running errands to see the name's been deleted.



Sorry for the use of the non-standard pronouns, but zie had a profile listed as female, but I'm nearly 100% certain that wasn't true.




MHOO314 -> RE: It must be a full moon (2/13/2006 2:02:56 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: perverseangelic

I got contacted by my first -ever- haircut fetishist.

Zie wanted to talk to me in depth as zie have hirself a "haircut" shaving hir whole body head to toe(which I gotta say I didn't believe a word of) I asked that zie not talk about stuff that was getting hir hot, ('cause I'm not allowed to) but that I'd love to talk as friends. I came back from running errands to see the name's been deleted.



Sorry for the use of the non-standard pronouns, but zie had a profile listed as female, but I'm nearly 100% certain that wasn't true.




Now you made Me have to go get the papertowels, martinis on the keyboard! I am sorry, I am laughing like crazy---a haircut fetish? online?

well it IS a full moon--someone please pass the meds!




IronBear -> RE: It must be a full moon (2/13/2006 2:50:08 PM)

No Meds.. Join me and sit with Malamutes, Huskies and other creatures of the wylde (or the night) and howl away... Good for the soul if you still have one VWEG


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Nothing in the world can take the place of Persistence!
Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent.
Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb.
Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts.
Persistence and Determination alone are omnipotent!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


It's all in the game and how you play it!




MHOO314 -> RE: It must be a full moon (2/13/2006 3:19:39 PM)

Dear IronBear, I am a Wiccan, haven't you heard we dance naked under the full of the moon and howl at the wind---[;)]




fergus -> RE: It must be a full moon (2/13/2006 3:40:30 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

Don't feel bad about this Erin, you are not the only one who does not want to do electronic appliances on this site, lotta luddites out here.............


LOL,

Howlin' at the Moon, baby!

Ron


BIG luddite here!

LUDDITES UNITE!

fergus




BlkTallFullfig -> RE: It must be a full moon (2/13/2006 3:56:53 PM)

quote:

Zie wanted to talk to me in depth as zie have hirself a "haircut" shaving hir whole body head to toe(which I gotta say I didn't believe a word of) I asked that zie not talk about stuff that was getting hir hot, ('cause I'm not allowed to) but that I'd love to talk as friends.
[sm=lol.gif] That is very funny...
My phucked up events began yesterday with a troll's email; than today, when I tried to tell a young man that approaching most women with a short email and nude pic is not the best approach he accused ME *cough* of wasting his time!... I'm perplexed, especially since I didn't even address him the usual way I address jerk offs. [8|] M




mnottertail -> RE: It must be a full moon (2/13/2006 6:13:03 PM)

On the barber chair, bitch!!!!!!!!!!!
You got a haircut coming from me, goddamit!!!!!!!!!

Why didn't I see this before..............That ol' on your knees shit was weak and I shoulda quit using it years ago (yeah, all you subs were right.....)

Fuck me purple........Here I thought I was a Dom, but apparently I was just out here fuckin' around this whole time..........

I am awestruck!!!!!!!!!!

LOL (really, this strikes me so ass backwards funny somehow)

Ron





KatyLied -> RE: It must be a full moon (2/13/2006 6:15:28 PM)

quote:

I'm perplexed, especially since I didn't even address him the usual way I address jerk offs


I think you enjoyed that nude pic more than you want to admit.

[8D]




BlkTallFullfig -> RE: It must be a full moon (2/13/2006 6:22:48 PM)

quote:

I think you enjoyed that nude pic more than you want to admit.
Okay yah got me, he was hot, hot, hot, but when he showed himself to be completely clueless and arrogant, I had to let him go. [8D] M




mnottertail -> RE: It must be a full moon (2/13/2006 6:33:08 PM)

"BlkTallFig does not do BoyToys?"

Ah, gi' us a wee brrrrrrrreak, Momma!!!!!!!!!!

LOL,

Me




Vancouver_cinful -> RE: It must be a full moon (2/13/2006 7:28:40 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: mistoferin
My latest one was a *cough* gentleman who wanted me to have phone or computer sex with him. When I asked that he not contact me further his response was that I must be a guy in drag. LOL.



::waves hand wildly in the air::

Oh me, me...I can play this one too!

I had one this weekend who insisted the best way to get to know each other was through phone domination. He said that was ONLY way to know if there was chemistry there and if there wasn't, then there was no point wasting time in a real life meeting.

When I politely declined, saying simply that phone and cyber were not my thing, he emailed back, included a cut and paste version of my profile in the email, and demanded to know WHERE I had written THAT in my profile and why the heck didn't I have it in there since I obviously felt so offended by it.

Now, I wasn't aware it was the LAW that if I didn't want someone to phone dom me I had to make sure it was on my profile...My bad!

The joys of online interaction, huh?

Cin




proudsub -> RE: It must be a full moon (2/13/2006 7:31:57 PM)

quote:

Is it the moon or were there any news reports of breakfast cereal tampering with psychotic medications???


Got news for you, it is a full moon or very close to it.[:)]




Misstoyou -> RE: It must be a full moon (2/13/2006 7:38:06 PM)

Yes, mine was my first "admirer" who also blocked me. (I think this was discussed in another thread.) But since his pictured profile said he was the 24/7 slave of a particular Domme, confirmed on her profile, maybe *that* was the reason. [8|]




valeca -> RE: It must be a full moon (2/13/2006 8:02:32 PM)

I'd love to know how phone being the only way was justified. That's a new one for me.

Wait...was there even an attempt to justify it, or was it just something hung out there like a weenie in the wind? Y'know, floppin' around but basically useless.




SirKenin -> RE: It must be a full moon (2/13/2006 8:16:14 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: MHOO314

Now you made Me have to go get the papertowels, martinis on the keyboard!



You do this on a very regular basis... Have you seen a doctor about this? [;)]




mnottertail -> RE: It must be a full moon (2/13/2006 8:22:51 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: SirKenin


quote:

ORIGINAL: MHOO314

Now you made Me have to go get the papertowels, martinis on the keyboard!



You do this on a very regular basis... Have you seen a doctor about this? [;)]


Seems to me.......there should be a forum about this, the goreans got one.......

ron





Vancouver_cinful -> RE: It must be a full moon (2/13/2006 8:35:23 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: valeca

I'd love to know how phone being the only way was justified. That's a new one for me.

Wait...was there even an attempt to justify it, or was it just something hung out there like a weenie in the wind? Y'know, floppin' around but basically useless.


Oh, weenie in the wind, it was...and I suspect not a large weenie, either...

Ooops, did I type that out loud???

Cin




IronBear -> RE: It must be a full moon (2/14/2006 12:11:48 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MHOO314

Dear IronBear, I am a Wiccan, haven't you heard we dance naked under the full of the moon and howl at the wind---[;)]



Your Wiccan? Me too and have been these last 37 years.....Laugh, dance nakid under the full moon (preferably on an ocean beach) and make passionate love all in the name of Her.

<<<< Chants softly I O I O Pan. Pan Pan ...................................................>>>>>>


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Nothing in the world can take the place of Persistence!
Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent.
Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb.
Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts.
Persistence and Determination alone are omnipotent!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


It's all in the game and how you play it!





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