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Seriously.... - 6/22/2009 7:14:11 PM   
purepleasure


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#1  I want to try out a waterbed, but can't afford it.  If I fill an air mattress with water instead of air, will it be just like it?

#2  I have a fantasy of my dominant exposing me to emotionally and physically harmful things. Should I stay with him anyways when he fulfills these fantasies?


Is summer over yet?

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RE: Seriously.... - 6/22/2009 7:29:47 PM   
DarkSteven


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Status: offline 		Why not have the Dom fill the air bed with water and combine the posts in a twofer?

Would a waterfilled air bed be considered watersports?


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RE: Seriously.... - 6/22/2009 7:32:03 PM   
purepleasure


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Status: offline 		lol Steven... what a great idea!

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RE: Seriously.... - 6/22/2009 7:38:18 PM   
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ORIGINAL: purepleasure

Is summer over yet?


Nope!  Summer just started yesterday!  Muwhahahahahahaha!

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RE: Seriously.... - 6/22/2009 7:45:11 PM   
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#1  I want to try out a waterbed, but can't afford it.  If I fill an air mattress with water instead of air, will it be just like it?


I want to fill my air mattress with pudding.  I can't seem to find a funnel that will do the job.  I thought about a syringe, but that seems like too much of an effort.  What should I do?

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RE: Seriously.... - 6/22/2009 7:51:03 PM   
DarkSteven


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Status: offline 		With a sharp six inch knife, cut a thin line across the perimeter of the air mattress.  Carefully lift the top half off the bottom half.  Fill the bottom half with pudding and replace the top half.

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RE: Seriously.... - 6/22/2009 8:00:59 PM   
purepleasure


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Status: offline 		I'd be afraid of the pudding going rancid and stinking from Arkansas to Pennsylvania.  Possibly this product could be used, if you use instant pudding and before it thickens.

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RE: Seriously.... - 6/22/2009 8:12:47 PM   
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Status: offline 		Steven, purepleasure....both good suggestions.  Hmmm....maybe I should consider jellly.  NO!  I have it!  Melted Velveeta.  That stuff never goes bad.  Eureka! 

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RE: Seriously.... - 6/23/2009 10:15:13 AM   
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Status: offline 		velveeta is an interesting choice!  let us know how that works out for you.

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RE: Seriously.... - 6/23/2009 10:37:34 AM   
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RE: Seriously.... - 6/23/2009 10:39:32 AM   
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RE: Seriously.... - 6/23/2009 10:56:57 AM   
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ORIGINAL: beargonewild

Usually it does get hard when it's blown!


Must....... resist........ Must...... resist........

Oh to hell with it! 

Bear, you'd know all about things getting hard when blown, eh? 


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RE: Seriously.... - 6/23/2009 10:57:48 AM   
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