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HatesParisHilton -> What sequel are you SICK of waiting for? And want NOW! (6/22/2009 11:10:13 PM)
Bubba Ho Tep. Bruce, you motherfucker, Coscarelli has been ready for over two years and I sat through EVERY episode of your Raimi return-favour Jack of All Trades and worse yet, BURN NOTICE. Only thing that got burned was my ears after hearing the lines they stuck you with. No excuses, "Jack", get yer Boomstick out of yer pants and into yer hand and jerk me some Bubba Pre-Quel goostick, bitch, because I as a fan have EARNED THIS FUCKING PREQUEL/SEQUEL and we both know you OWE Coscarelli since he made Phantasm, and no Phantasm, no Evil Dead, no Evil Dead, no "Cult of Bruce". So put DOWN the maitai and pick UP the sideburns, boyo. The Hater of Paris has spokenhated. ROLL 'EM!

GreedyTop -> RE: What sequel are you SICK of waiting for? And want NOW! (6/22/2009 11:16:53 PM)
huh?

philosophy -> RE: What sequel are you SICK of waiting for? And want NOW! (6/22/2009 11:26:16 PM)
oh Bubba Ho Tep was hilarious...... http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0281686/

HatesParisHilton -> RE: What sequel are you SICK of waiting for? And want NOW! (6/22/2009 11:27:02 PM)
okay, I'll be more succinct. There's a movie you love. A cult classic. For years, the powers that be and/or the internet have said there is a sequel (or prequel) coming, one that you drool in anticpation over. Like Shock Treatment for Rocky fans, Like T2 was for Terminator fans (look how long THAT took), for some of us, it's Big Trouble in Little China (sadly, that will never happen now...) for others, it's the long-awaited compainion movie to the brilliant and underrated "Bubba Ho Tep", starring Bruce Campbell, of Evil Dead fame (and Jack of All Trades, the TV show that was basicall Raimi doing Wild Wild West but 100 years earlier, and the not so great Burn Notice). Thats the sequel/prequel I want. Now, you clearly dig a lot of TV and cinema, Greedy T< so what sequel do YOU wanna see get made? And/or have been waiting too long for?

philosophy -> RE: What sequel are you SICK of waiting for? And want NOW! (6/22/2009 11:29:52 PM)
FR ...i'd love to see a sequal to Dogma, Dark Star or The Long Kiss Goodnight....

HatesParisHilton -> RE: What sequel are you SICK of waiting for? And want NOW! (6/22/2009 11:34:38 PM)
oh, duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude... DARK STAR!!!! IN THE AFTERLIFE! WITH THE ALIEN TOMATO BEAST!!! WRITTEN BY KEVIN SMITH STARRING (wait for it) Jack Black, Dylan Moran and Javier Bardem!!!!

philosophy -> RE: What sequel are you SICK of waiting for? And want NOW! (6/22/2009 11:37:55 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: HatesParisHilton oh, duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude... DARK STAR!!!! IN THE AFTERLIFE! WITH THE ALIEN TOMATO BEAST!!! WRITTEN BY KEVIN SMITH STARRING (wait for it) Jack Black, Dylan Moran and Javier Bardem!!!! hehehehe...good cast, though i'd add Michael Gambon as the frozen captain.......[:D]

HatesParisHilton -> RE: What sequel are you SICK of waiting for? And want NOW! (6/22/2009 11:40:45 PM)
oh FUCK yes, LOVE HIM! Damn he's got "grit" and "Texture" as they say at the agencies... 'Course, I like him in the limelight. Saw a video of him in a Beckett play... STUNNING.

GreedyTop -> RE: What sequel are you SICK of waiting for? And want NOW! (6/22/2009 11:47:23 PM)
Gotta agree with a sequel to Dogma.. also the rest of the Hitchhikers. just off the top of my head... (I like BUrn Notice.... especially when Fee pwns Michael....)

SteelofUtah -> RE: What sequel are you SICK of waiting for? And want NOW! (6/22/2009 11:50:57 PM)
Okay HPH, I happen to LOVE Burn Notice and you have to accept that Campbell is a Side Kick and only intended to move the stroy line along, which I think he does very well. Okay Now People, Follow me here because some of these will get a little strange and most likely CAN'T be done but I still want them. Rocky Horror Picture Show II ~Frank's Return~ In this one Tim Curry Returns to Earth ands out he is common place and so decided to bring back the Crew for one seriously amazing show brought to you by RKO. Punisher Okay I know what you are thinking there is already a Punisher Movie I say BULLSHIT there is a movie with a Pussy who Cries about his family and looks for redemption. FUCK THAT Punisher is about a Man who Punishes People I want it based off the Graphic Novel where you see what a sick Sadistic Mother Fucker he is and is BEYOND REDEMPTION. I think Rob Zombie should do it as he isn't afraid to push the bar on what you can do in a movie. Flight of the Navigator The Ship comes back for the Boy but he is an adult with a family and the ship needs the help back where it comes from to explain all the things it learned, which in addition to the sillyness of the boys head learned all the NASA war plans from the 1990's and war has broke out using our war strategy and Nuclear Warfare so the Ship mistakes Davids Son for him and takes him on a wild ride across the universe. Eventually the Father is retreived by another ship (Father Played by Joey Cramer if he is willing to return) who decides the only way to fix it is to have Max download him as an Adult effectivly killing Max. TANK GIRL II I just wanna see Lori Petty as tank girl again and see if I get sexually excited over her no shit attitude and I want the Kangaroo guys back cause They Rocked sorry childhood think I am trying to get back.... know what I mean. SIN CITY II I know he died but I would like to see Marv's Back Story. Ass Masters VII I mean I own 1 through 6 I just gotta know who gets Anal Pounded next... and how. I mean V went Retro and all the girls grew out thier Bushes and in 4 they did the whole Space theme I am hoping that they go with an Arabian Nights theme in the next one.

GreedyTop -> RE: What sequel are you SICK of waiting for? And want NOW! (6/22/2009 11:52:55 PM)
um, Steel.. Frank died in RHPS.... (I've only seen Shock Treatment once, ages ago.. Frank wasnt in that, was he?)

SteelofUtah -> RE: What sequel are you SICK of waiting for? And want NOW! (6/23/2009 12:03:20 AM)
Ahhh Bullshit Noone died. It was a Lazer Gun it was just on Stun. Or maybe Frank was brought back to Planet Transelvania . I Just want another fucking RHPS OKAY!!!!!!! Steel

SteelofUtah -> RE: What sequel are you SICK of waiting for? And want NOW! (6/23/2009 12:05:51 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah Ahhh Bullshit Noone died. Steel Except for Eddie, but at least the had him for dinner I thought that was sweet. "Ohhhh Meatloaf AGAIN!!!"

GreedyTop -> RE: What sequel are you SICK of waiting for? And want NOW! (6/23/2009 12:28:13 AM)
anybody want ketchup?

philosophy -> RE: What sequel are you SICK of waiting for? And want NOW! (6/23/2009 1:32:24 AM)
Didn't Gambon work with Beckett at one point?.....

HatesParisHilton -> RE: What sequel are you SICK of waiting for? And want NOW! (6/23/2009 1:45:41 AM)
edit: normally bad typing is my fault but this time it's the little Gen Y shits playing My Chemical Romance "Black Parade" crap loud enough to wake the dead. With that, on with the editing... "(I like BUrn Notice.... especially when Fee pwns Michael....) " Yeah, but the actress BUTCHERED the Gaelic accent (and I've been in love with 2 women from Erin, and topped one of them, so my attitude? it's personal, I admit that...) The CHARACTER of Fee , yeah, she's delightful, and I'm grateful that the staff writers came up with a valid excuse for the actress to dispense with a "Tom Cruise-worthy" Irish accent. But moving on, I am GLAD I began this thread. And PLEASED it made Steel go from "Good Doctor Scientist being avuncular to Peter Parker" to being "Big Scaly Lizard kicking Spidey's butt all over the place." It's how life should be. But, Lizards, and Steel, are VERY linear, and they don't see curve balls coming, like this one... Just because Rocky has Frank die at the end (and we'll debate that RE "gun types" point later...) does not mean we can't have a NASTY, RAUNCHY, full-on-medical-enema-fetish sequel to... SHOCK TREATMENT!!! I'd love a sequel to Shock Treatment, or even a Prequel to it.

HatesParisHilton -> RE: What sequel are you SICK of waiting for? And want NOW! (6/23/2009 1:59:11 AM)
Oh, and it's time for a sequel to ... waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaait for it.... WIZARDS, by Ralph Bakshi. I mean fuck, I'll do half the pre-prod and dev. work, Ralph. Gimme a call. Not as if you, Ralph, ain't an assman from hell and kinky as fuck. For those of you shaking your head or scratching it, Ralph was the main man behind the classic 60's Spiderman TV series, then Fritz the Cat, then Heavy Traffic, and even the FIRST cinematic version of Fellowship of the Ring.

MoGa -> RE: What sequel are you SICK of waiting for? And want NOW! (6/23/2009 3:17:20 AM)
Kill Bill Vol. II: I want to see Vernita Green's (Vivica J. Fox) little girl grow up and her revenge against Black Mamba (Uma Thurman), for killing her mother. (Hell, she practically challanged her!) *Natural Born Killers:* I would like to see how Mickey and Mallory are doing NOW. And maybe touch more on why Mickey is the way he is. To also take a look of how Mallory's brother, Kevin is doing now. *Point of No Return:* Check in to see how Maggie (Bridget Fonda) is getting on, and I would like to see her back in action. Talk about hawt! MoGa

VirginPotty -> RE: What sequel are you SICK of waiting for? And want NOW! (6/23/2009 6:36:21 AM)
I just want Season's 10-12 of Law & Order: SVU released at the same time! So tired of waiting 12 months for each season.[&o]

HatesParisHilton -> RE: What sequel are you SICK of waiting for? And want NOW! (6/23/2009 7:05:31 AM)
wow. You guys are brilliant. I hope some of the shareholdes at Paramount, WB etc. actually realize you lot have more imagination in one post then a years of crap from their dillweed "execs" hired straight from business school. I mean, WELL DONE, peeps. special gooseberry crumble with Cajun fried vanilla ice cream prize to MoGa! LOVE those, dayyyyyumn!

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