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RE: I AM A BITCH - 6/24/2009 3:32:16 PM   
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Cattiness is much more entertaining than bitchiness.

Odd that us guys get the bad press for mistreating women when we're rank amateurs compared to when the fairer sex turn on one of their own.... Did the OP get spotted showing a little too much thigh somewhere?



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RE: I AM A BITCH - 6/24/2009 3:58:40 PM   
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I dunno, "Bitch" is so last year......I'd rather be a

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RE: I AM A BITCH - 6/24/2009 4:00:55 PM   
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~Fast Reply~
lol Focus50.  I have been a little bitchy lately, I admit that.  ~raar!  hiss!~  I'm just so tired of whiny, immature people dumping on the boards when they should just, you know, grow the hell up.  And embarrassingly enough, it seems to be mostly the femsubs.  Or am i just imagining that?  I just hate to see someone bash a whole group of people like the OP is doing to the male Doms.  NOT all Doms are bad.  There are some very good ones out there and, chances are, none of the goofballs that wrote to her also write on the boards so there's really no reason to have a flaming rant about it here.  She just has to kiss a few frogs to find her prince.  :)


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RE: I AM A BITCH - 6/24/2009 4:20:16 PM   
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I am truly sorry that this country's educational system has failed you so
So much so that you are incapable of stringing together a single sentence that expresses your opinon whithout the use of such colorful adjectives


Your entire post deals with the word, "Bitch."  It's how you describe yourself, and you describe yourself the way you'd read it on a bumper sticker at a truck stop.  So try again.  Your attempt at a sarcastic comeback was amateur. 

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RE: I AM A BITCH - 6/24/2009 5:18:11 PM   
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ORIGINAL: slaveboyforyou

Your entire post deals with the word, "Bitch."  It's how you describe yourself, and you describe yourself the way you'd read it on a bumper sticker at a truck stop.  So try again.  Your attempt at a sarcastic comeback was amateur. 




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RE: I AM A BITCH - 6/24/2009 5:19:55 PM   
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I dunno, "Bitch" is so last year......I'd rather be a

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RE: I AM A BITCH - 6/24/2009 5:21:23 PM   
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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

quote:

ORIGINAL: justme1980

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ORIGINAL: slaveboyforyou

Well that was fucking retarded.  Thanks for wasting a few moments of my day. 


I am truly sorry that this country's educational system has failed you so
So much so that you are incapable of stringing together a single sentence that expresses your opinon whithout the use of such colorful adjectives



Since you had to "go there", I find it prudent to point out that the use of punctuation has not gone out of fashion.  If you're going to criticize...

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Yea I was thinking the same thing. Slaveboys post was rude, but I only had to read it once to understand what he was saying.

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RE: I AM A BITCH - 6/24/2009 5:46:44 PM   
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ORIGINAL: justme1980

Initially, the emails I was receiving were courteous, but now it seems I am getting a rash of rather crude and unacceptable ones. This is why I am posting this post, for all the Doms to see. You may read it if you want or not, you may comment if you want or not and to the ones that do make comment, should I feel the need to reply, I may send you a little present in your box

Gentlemen, for those of you that I have spoken to in the past and who treated me well. I appreciate it; I respect you for it and I thank you for it. For those of you who I have not had the pleasure. I am:

A Human being
A Woman

And

A

Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Charming
Hot

Individual


(Would that be "AAAABITCHI" ?)

My ground rules are as follows:


I will not reply to people with empty or incomplete profiles, **unless your intent is simply to offer your hand in friendship.**

(Bummer...I was looking for profiles that showed some titties).
Yes I am a Bitch

Why should I? (I'm sorry?  Why should you what?) If you do not value me enough that you are willing to spend the time to fill out something that makes you stand out above the rest, Why should bother with you??? (I actually wouldn't have a clue....frankly you're too young for me to ever consider you....however, if you showed me some tits...I'd think about it). I do not care how many years you have been a DOM or in the lifestyle. I do not care how good you think you can whip me. I don’t care well you think you can humiliate me. I do not care how much money you have. I don’t care how handsome you think you are. If your email, does not entice me enough, I will simply delete it and let you know that I am not interested. Please do not take this as an insult on your manhood or you ability to be a Dom. It just means that I do not feel we are right for one another
** If you try to back door me on this, I promise you a lecture you will never forget.
  (I'm sure that was said in the most submissive of ways).

Quit looking at my tits and read my profile, there will be a test  (will it involve your tits?)

Yes I am a Bitch

If you can’t look me in the eye, then I have no time for you. (Hon....I didn't look at your profile to see your eyes...and you let me down...none of the above...AND no titties!). I did not write my profile for the hell of it, I have better things to do. I have made an honest effort to give you a picture of who I am; I expect the same in return
Do not ask for my picture

Yes I am a Bitch

I do not feel the need to provide you with wanker material for your amusement. (I'm entirely unimpressed....I would have provided you with wanker material). Do not press me on this; I will block you for it. If, and when I feel comfortable enough I will offer it to you. Do not sent me pictures of your penis (But it's really big....huger than huge actually....no really...it's massive...frankly, the last time I got an erection...I spent 11 days getting transfusions....honest).

Do not attempt to get me into chats, on or off CM

Yes I am a Bitch

If I want to chat with you, and have the time and inclination to do so, I will let you know. If you persist, I will block you. You get one or two emails a week; I get 30 to 50 a day. (Let me do the math here....what you're trying to say is....you're almost 25 to 1 more popular than me?  Did I mention how big my penis is?  It's huger than huge you know....). I try very hard to answer all of the ones that deserve my attention within one to two days. I am well aware of how it feels like to see an email that you have sent to someone, sitting read but unanswered.

Webcams

Yes I am a Bitch

I do not webcam, not today, not ever. If you are insensitive enough to try, I will block you.

Would you do sock puppets?  Hand shadows?  Anything....Ferris....Ferris Bueller....?

Emails

Yes I am a Bitch

Gentlemen, you have only one real chance to show me that you are real (skin samples? Photos from recent periodontal work?), sincere I do not expect a five page essay, but I do expect more than one line. I welcome questions as long as they are not about my anatomy or my sexual desires. (Can I see your tits?). I do not want all the questions to be about bdsm; (Will you spank me? In front of Nuns?) I need the vanilla as well. I need to know that you have a well rounded personality.

For every one submissive there are approximately 10 Doms seeking, trying to get her attention. Which means I have the luxury of picking the best of the best

Indeed....you are luxury personified.

If anyone sends me an email telling me to get on my knees (get on your knees) and…I will rip your testicles off and feed them to you… and you will like it.

Then I will block you.


If anyone sends me an email ordering me to do anything. I will remind you that I take orders from only the three most important people in my life; My GOD, My Father and my future Master. You are not nor will you ever be one of those three, then I will block you

If anyone here is delusional enough think that just because you call yourself a Master or a Dominant that you are. And because of that we, the subs and slaves of this board are going to simply bow down to you, think again.

Not in this or any other lifetime.

Despite what you were all taught to be true about dominance, submission and control, the bottom line is this, I (We) submit until I (We) choose not to. And there is not, nor will there ever be, anyone that can change that. If you are pompous enough (I've never been pompous enough...although, I'd like to say I'm working at it) to believe otherwise, you might as well delete you account and move onto the fantasy channel (I don't have the fantasy channel...it cost an extra $4.73 a month and I'm already having a very difficult time with reality) because it will be a cold day in hell before you ever get a chance.

Gentlemen (In a much softer tone)

We have serious problem here. Some of you seem to think that we are stupid and naïve. (Can I get some specific names?  I'd like to cross reference your list with mine and just see how on target you and I truly are). We are not, we are grown adults, we are intelligent, with the capacity to be very warn and caring individuals. We are business owners, we are executives. We are single parents, divorcees and widowers. Just because we are submissives does not mean that some of you think that you have justification to treat us as non entities. Simple courteously, respect, use the manners I know you all have, go a long way. Please don’t leave these at the log-in screen.  (I knew I forgot something important when I signed on).

I would like to believe there are a lot more good men than evil ones. (Unfortunately, I've actually done the math on that one....evil is 7 to one against....sorry...truly...I feel bad to be the one to tell you). I have to believe that. (Sorry again....see above).  But there are those have shattered our trust and faith. We (is that the colloquial "we", the larger "we"....can you be a smidge more specific?) are becoming very suspicious and somewhat jaded and I hope that you can see why. (It is sooooo clear....thank you). Many of you will never get the chance because of what the few of you have done. (I blame myself). I believe its time for you to police your own. (Here here!!!!!). How you ask? (You're actually frightening me now...I was JUST about to do that!!!!).  I honestly don’t know. (FUCK!!!!). I suppose you could ask the subs maybe. I leave that up to you. I do believe that if things do not change, this board will die.  (Thank GAWD you were here to save us...I was just about to sell everything and move!).

Treat others as you yourself would like to be treated
Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
Everything that goes around comes around

(I'd just like to say, before anyone else says it....none of that rhymed at all).

My last point then I will take my leave
There are a lot of new, younger Doms coming here and they mimic what they see. Some are picking up the bad habits of the few. I believe the newbees that are sincere in their quest, be treated as you yourself would. We have all made mistakes and we were all once new. Please try to remember that the next time you are tempted emasculate one of them.

Be well and always play safe
Justme1980


Indeed.

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RE: I AM A BITCH - 6/24/2009 5:56:50 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: girlygurl


quote:

ORIGINAL: windchymes

I dunno, "Bitch" is so last year......I'd rather be a

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No-holds-barred
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I think I love you.


lol

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RE: I AM A BITCH - 6/24/2009 5:57:35 PM   
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We (is that the colloquial "we", the larger "we"....can you be a smidge more specific?)

You forgot the "Royal We." 

This could indeed be Prince Adonis' Queen ya know! 

Hey!  Does that mean that we get to watch her kill him? 

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RE: I AM A BITCH - 6/24/2009 6:04:18 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: slaveboyforyou

quote:

I am truly sorry that this country's educational system has failed you so
So much so that you are incapable of stringing together a single sentence that expresses your opinon whithout the use of such colorful adjectives


Your entire post deals with the word, "Bitch."  It's how you describe yourself, and you describe yourself the way you'd read it on a bumper sticker at a truck stop.  So try again.  Your attempt at a sarcastic comeback was amateur. 


If you re-read my post you will observe that I do refer to myself as bitch

B- Beautiful I- Intelligent T-Talented C- Charming H- Hot I do not see myself as anything less

Sarcasm is a forign concept for me and one i do not wish to engage in with you or anyone else. I simply took the facts at hand and drew a conclusion.

let me remind you, you have the right to like or dislike whatever is posted in these forums, you have the right or disklike the posters as well. However,

the use of profanity is strictly forbidden and is clearly stated in the TOS agreement, an agreement you signed inorder to have acess to this site.

Your reference to bumper stickers and truck stops is simply something I do not understand








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RE: I AM A BITCH - 6/24/2009 6:34:36 PM   
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ORIGINAL: justme1980

Sarcasm is a forign concept for me


I would be more than happy to loan you a dictionary.

Or you could try www.dictionary.com

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RE: I AM A BITCH - 6/24/2009 6:40:20 PM   
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I would be more than overjoyed to teach the class in person.......

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RE: I AM A BITCH - 6/24/2009 6:48:24 PM   
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Do not sent me pictures of your penis (But it's really big....huger than huge actually....no really...it's massive...frankly, the last time I got an erection...I spent 11 days getting transfusions....honest).
OMG Lookie...i laughed till my sides hurt!!!

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RE: I AM A BITCH - 6/24/2009 6:59:40 PM   
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quote:

Sarcasm is a forign concept for me and one i do not wish to engage in with you or anyone else.

It's a bit late for that.....


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RE: I AM A BITCH - 6/24/2009 7:10:22 PM   
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ORIGINAL: justme1980

If you re-read my post you will observe that I do refer to myself as bitch

B- Beautiful I- Intelligent T-Talented C- Charming H- Hot I do not see myself as anything less

Sarcasm is a forign concept for me and one i do not wish to engage in with you or anyone else. I simply took the facts at hand and drew a conclusion.


 
     Actually, the facts at hand are no one really knows whether or not you are Beautiful or Hot.....you have no picture on your profile.  Charming, eeh, hardly.....at least not judging by the tirade in your original post.  As far as Intelligent and Talented are concerned, how Intelligent and Charming is it for a 29 yr old to carry out an immature rant instead of just growing up and using the block and delete buttons in her cmail box?  I thought we were all supposed to be grown ups before we could use this site.....

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RE: I AM A BITCH - 6/24/2009 7:17:06 PM   
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However,

the use of profanity is strictly forbidden and is clearly stated in the TOS agreement, an agreement you signed inorder to have acess to this site.
well fuck me up one side and down the other!! I swear i never heard this shit before.

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RE: I AM A BITCH - 6/24/2009 7:17:54 PM   
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SweetSub. . . age is NOT a reflection of being a "grown-up."  You merely have to have achieved 18 years and have opposable thumbs, to use join this site.

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RE: I AM A BITCH - 6/24/2009 7:23:58 PM   
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well fuck me up one side and down the other!! I swear i never heard this shit before.

*laughing my fucking ass off* I lubs you, Holly!  


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RE: I AM A BITCH - 6/24/2009 7:36:25 PM   
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SweetSub. . . age is NOT a reflection of being a "grown-up."  You merely have to have achieved 18 years and have opposable thumbs, to use join this site.


How very right you are!!!  I stand sooooo corrected and gladly so.  I guess one does not have to be a mental/emotional grown up.  wahahahahahaha  

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