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CATHOLIC GOLF - 6/24/2009 9:54:18 AM   
beargonewild


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Status: offline 		A Catholic priest and a nun were taking a rare afternoon off 
and enjoying a round of golf. 

The priest stepped up to the first tee and took a mighty swing. 
He missed the ball entirely and said "Shit, I missed." 

The good Sister told him to watch his language. 

On his next swing, he missed again. "Shit, I missed." 

"Father, I'm not going to play with you if you keep swearing," 
the nun said tartly.. 

The priest promised to do better and the round continued. 

On the 4th tee, he misses again. The usual comment followed. 

Sister is really mad now and says, "Father John, God is going to 
strike you dead if you keep swearing like that." 

On the next tee, Father John swings and misses again. 
"Shit, I missed." 

A terrible rumble is heard and a gigantic bolt of lightning comes 
out of the sky and strikes Sister Marie dead in her tracks. 



And from the sky comes a booming voice ...... 


"Shit, I missed."  

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RE: CATHOLIC GOLF - 6/24/2009 12:18:32 PM   
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RE: CATHOLIC GOLF - 6/24/2009 12:20:19 PM   
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RE: CATHOLIC GOLF - 6/24/2009 12:49:39 PM   
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RE: CATHOLIC GOLF - 6/24/2009 1:16:53 PM   
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RE: CATHOLIC GOLF - 6/24/2009 1:19:44 PM   
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RE: CATHOLIC GOLF - 6/24/2009 1:38:44 PM   
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HAHAHAHA!  Yep, the asylum here got a laugh from that one. Thanks Bear. :)

You're in an asylum?


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RE: CATHOLIC GOLF - 6/24/2009 6:27:21 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: FourQ

quote:

ORIGINAL: BKSir
HAHAHAHA!  Yep, the asylum here got a laugh from that one. Thanks Bear. :)

You're in an asylum?



You try working at a V.A. hospital and having two partners and a pet at home...  "Asylum" is about the nicest term for my life some days.

Wouldn't trade it for the world though.


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RE: CATHOLIC GOLF - 6/24/2009 6:35:50 PM   
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HAHAHAHA!  Yep, the asylum here got a laugh from that one. Thanks Bear. :)


No problem....I aim to please, just easy that way!


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RE: CATHOLIC GOLF - 6/25/2009 5:13:42 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: FourQ
quote:

ORIGINAL: BKSir
HAHAHAHA!  Yep, the asylum here got a laugh from that one. Thanks Bear. :)

You're in an asylum?

You try working at a V.A. hospital and having two partners and a pet at home...  "Asylum" is about the nicest term for my life some days.

Wouldn't trade it for the world though.

It sounds as though you're living in the old Chinese curse - "May you live in interesting times".
The important thing is you're happy though.


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RE: CATHOLIC GOLF - 6/25/2009 5:19:53 AM   
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RE: CATHOLIC GOLF - 6/25/2009 5:45:50 AM   
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RE: CATHOLIC GOLF - 6/25/2009 6:32:35 AM   
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RE: CATHOLIC GOLF - 6/26/2009 4:21:30 PM   
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