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MissJana -> RE: DON'T INSULT MY INTELLIGENCE! (6/24/2009 8:52:43 PM)

Oy vey! This boy needs to be taught a few manners.




LadyHibiscus -> RE: DON'T INSULT MY INTELLIGENCE! (6/24/2009 9:09:43 PM)

Well I got through a few lines before I simultaneously nodded off and snorted with laughter...  




LadySweetOrSour -> RE: DON'T INSULT MY INTELLIGENCE! (6/24/2009 9:10:01 PM)

Um, if this is real, why isn't it a random insanity thread. It's beyond random stupidity surely? Who are slabs of fuck meat (wot a wevolting turn of phwase)? Women in general or submissive women? And more importantly, do I give a rats bum? Did I read the entire OP? No. I'm lazy like that.

Signed most humbly,

lover of all slabs of fuck meat and cum dumpsters everywhere.




ThatDamnedPanda -> RE: DON'T INSULT MY INTELLIGENCE! (6/24/2009 9:16:55 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: WyldHrt

Holy crap! This guy is either the world's fastest typist, or he has this shit saved in a file somewhere [8D]


You so funny. Proving once again there ain't nothing sexier than brains! [:D]




Asherdelampyr -> RE: DON'T INSULT MY INTELLIGENCE! (6/24/2009 9:17:55 PM)

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ORIGINAL: WyldHrt

Holy crap! This guy is either the world's fastest typist, or he has this shit saved in a file somewhere [8D]


I'm going with option 2
unless he found it somewhere else on the internets




WyldHrt -> RE: DON'T INSULT MY INTELLIGENCE! (6/24/2009 9:19:41 PM)

*smooches da pandabear*
Hey MissM, can I join the fuckmeat squad?? [:D]




ThatDamnedPanda -> RE: DON'T INSULT MY INTELLIGENCE! (6/24/2009 9:20:05 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

Well I got through a few lines before I simultaneously nodded off and snorted with laughter...  


I get this sudden mental image of an absolutely astonished parrot....




LadyHibiscus -> RE: DON'T INSULT MY INTELLIGENCE! (6/24/2009 9:20:50 PM)

If Wyld joins, I'm coming along!![:D]




WyldHrt -> RE: DON'T INSULT MY INTELLIGENCE! (6/24/2009 9:21:38 PM)

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unless he found it somewhere else on the internets

Google says no, at least for the bit of drivel I tried it on. Looks like this might actually be original; scary, isn't it?




LadyHibiscus -> RE: DON'T INSULT MY INTELLIGENCE! (6/24/2009 9:22:01 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: ThatDamnedPanda

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

Well I got through a few lines before I simultaneously nodded off and snorted with laughter...  


I get this sudden mental image of an absolutely astonished parrot....



Naw, he is not surprised at me anymore.  Appalled, perhaps, but not surprised! [:D]




WyldHrt -> RE: DON'T INSULT MY INTELLIGENCE! (6/24/2009 9:23:13 PM)

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If Wyld joins, I'm coming along!![:D]

[:D][:D][:D][:D] Sistahs in craftiness, us... or was that perviness? C, both of the above?? [;)]




Asherdelampyr -> RE: DON'T INSULT MY INTELLIGENCE! (6/24/2009 9:24:09 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: WyldHrt

quote:

unless he found it somewhere else on the internets

Google says no, at least for the bit of drivel I tried it on. Looks like this might actually be original; scary, isn't it?



Huh
that is almost interesting enough for me to check it out

but, then again I could play a flash game instead :P






Venatrix -> RE: DON'T INSULT MY INTELLIGENCE! (6/24/2009 9:27:25 PM)

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ORIGINAL: WyldHrt

Hey MissM, can I join the fuckmeat squad?? [:D]



I'm vegetarian.  Can I join the fuckvegetable squad?




NYLass -> RE: DON'T INSULT MY INTELLIGENCE! (6/24/2009 9:28:21 PM)

Fact: King Charles II was known as the Merrie Monarch.
Fact: King Charles II was in the Order of the Garter.

Draw your own conclusions as to the reason the OP has taken that name.




sirsholly -> RE: DON'T INSULT MY INTELLIGENCE! (6/24/2009 9:28:25 PM)

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

KING CHARLES II
do you prefer Charlie, or Chuck?

UpChuck [:)]



Edited to add: credit goes to Kyttyn




ThatDamnedPanda -> RE: DON'T INSULT MY INTELLIGENCE! (6/24/2009 9:31:38 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: WyldHrt


Hey MissM, can I join the fuckmeat squad??



quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

If Wyld joins, I'm coming along!!


quote:

ORIGINAL: Venatrix
I'm vegetarian.  Can I join the fuckvegetable squad?



OK, two things. First of all, I have not got the first clue what the heck you guys are talking about.

But second - my mother didn't raise no fools. Whatever it is, you guys are going to need a driver, right? I'm an excellent driver.




LadySweetOrSour -> RE: DON'T INSULT MY INTELLIGENCE! (6/24/2009 9:31:47 PM)

Wyld one, Lady Hib, we were always in the squad. Venatrix, we'll create a carrot division, though I don't think fuck carrot has the same ring.

Actually, I could be wrong about that last bit.[:D]




WyldHrt -> RE: DON'T INSULT MY INTELLIGENCE! (6/24/2009 9:32:21 PM)

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I'm vegetarian.  Can I join the fuckvegetable squad?

As long as you put condoms over them first.... [;)]




dreamerdreaming -> RE: DON'T INSULT MY INTELLIGENCE! (6/24/2009 9:32:30 PM)

KingCharlesII, have you met rednicky? [8|]



The two of you might like each other... [:)]




Venatrix -> RE: DON'T INSULT MY INTELLIGENCE! (6/24/2009 9:33:25 PM)

Here's something we can all agree on:  how about the "fuckdessert squad"?  We can whip the cream . . .




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