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funniest emails - 6/25/2009 9:07:25 PM

cagliostro

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I just got a response from someone saying (not for the first time) that the message I had just sent was the best they had read either recently or ever. Friends have told me about some of the emails they have received. I always get a kick out of them, so I was wondering - what's the funniest email you've ever received. Most ridiculous. Saddest. Whatever.

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RE: funniest emails - 6/25/2009 9:10:03 PM

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Some guy whose profile described him as an extreme sadist upon reading mine which said not interested in that, that he could be whatever I wanted. Huh? If he was going to change to suit me, then whose in charge? Not to mention I don't believe it.

But I'm curious as to what your emails say that get such great responses.

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RE: funniest emails - 6/25/2009 9:26:44 PM

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My girl gets some hilarious ones from "Doms" who offer to take her away and subject her to all manner of crushing humiliations and degradations. Oh how we laugh at those...

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RE: funniest emails - 6/26/2009 2:18:07 AM

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who can forget the email that just only said rimming. LOL That one was spamed everywhere I think

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RE: funniest emails - 6/26/2009 4:31:47 AM

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Stupidest ones I just block and delete are the ones that are simply their Yahoo or MSN ID/nick Not a single other word, not even "hi".

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RE: funniest emails - 6/26/2009 5:10:23 AM

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When I was in a relationship, I got an email from some guy who claimed that he could suck my dick better than any woman could. He wasn't even in my state.

He evidently thought that he could turn me from straight to gay and break off my relationship by a promise of a good blowjob. And maybe relocate as well.

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RE: funniest emails - 6/26/2009 5:16:46 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

He evidently thought that he could turn me from straight to gay and break off my relationship by a promise of a good blowjob. And maybe relocate as well.

No, Bear said that you need at LEAST pamphlets for converting people.

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