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Cock Pictures - 6/26/2009 5:22:42 AM

FeloniousKisses

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Okay, I need to talk to the men now. Girls, you can listen but this is a question/survey for men only (but feel free, girls, to mail me your own experiences on this topic. I would love to hear from you)
Today's curiousity is... Cock pictures.
Now I am not a prude. I spent some time shaking my ass and doing other odd things on cam for a buck. I think public play is a hoot, and don't have one problem with graphic photos. But I have to ask, are cock pictures how men say "hello, it's nice to meet you" these days?
I get a lot of mail. I love getting mail. I almost always reply to every mail I get. I am just anal that way. Even if I have to stare at the message and use my supergirl decoder ring to understand it.. I answer almost all my mail. The mail that really makes me stop and wonder though... are the guys who message to say hello... and provide pictures. Face pictures I get. A nice smile (see I am not an serial killer type of smile) maybe even an action shot, showing that the person has hobbies or interests... it's the ones that say "hi, saw your profile, can we chat", then include a picture of their cock.
*blank face* Why do you guys do this? In real life, do you meet new people at a bar, shake their hand then whip out your cock? *grins* If you do, please let me know where you hang out.. I would love to watch that.
Seriously though...this isn't really the way to say "howdy" is it? Or am I hopelessly behind the times?
So it's time to take a survey! Please please...if you are a guy who has a cock pic.. and you often send that picture as a way of saying "nice to meet you"...please mail me and explain the reasoning, so that I might understand too! I am all for understanding! Really! Oh.. and please feel free to send me the cock picture as well... At the end of the week or so.. I will post some of the reasons (leaving out the names, on request) and also let you know which cocks were the top five prettiest cocks *grins*
By the way.. I have yet to receive any pictures of uncut cocks...does that mean you are shy guys? *grins* I can't wait to see the mails!

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RE: Cock Pictures - 6/26/2009 7:03:22 AM

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i just want to welcome you to the forums!

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RE: Cock Pictures - 6/26/2009 9:40:04 AM

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Okay So...... Do you want the Cock Picture or not?

I ask because I got all sorts of um. I dess the lil guy up in costumes and Then Edit in Little Captions.

You want them or not?

What?? Isn't this CollarMe Protocol for saying hello to a New Person? Send a Cock Shot and wat for them to Beg to Touch it or send you the Close up Web Cam Picture of them Spreading thier Va-Jay-Jay?

This is how it works right?

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RE: Cock Pictures - 6/26/2009 12:02:54 PM

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Thanks for the welcome, Sir's Holly.

And SteelofUtah, this is what I'm talking about. *grins* So glad someone else sees the surreality of my survey.

Still waiting for you guys with pics to chime in. I have received mail from the guys with uncut cocks..maybe they aren't so shy after all.

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RE: Cock Pictures - 6/26/2009 3:01:42 PM

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quote:

men say "hello, it's nice to meet you" these days?

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ORIGINAL: FeloniousKisses

Thanks for the welcome, Sir's Holly.

And SteelofUtah, this is what I'm talking about. *grins* So glad someone else sees the surreality of my survey.

Still waiting for you guys with pics to chime in. I have received mail from the guys with uncut cocks..maybe they aren't so shy after all.

I lost my cock about a week ago....I'd mail you a picture but, unfortunately I'm not quite sure where it is.

I wasn't doing anything altogether unusual...just my normal daily....and I looked down and I thought "WTF!!!!!????? Where'd I leave my cock!!!!?????....it was here a minute ago!!! I know....'cause I had my hand on it!!!!"

Sooooooo.....if anyone knows where my cock is...there's this cute lil thang on CM that would like to see it.

Please send her a picture of my cock.

As to the actual cock....please send me the address and a google map.

< Message edited by LookieNoNookie -- 6/26/2009 3:03:05 PM >

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RE: Cock Pictures - 6/27/2009 8:37:36 AM

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THAT's gonna be an interesting pic on a milk carton

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RE: Cock Pictures - 6/27/2009 1:24:20 PM

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Just for you, Lookie

and welcome, Felonious!!

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RE: Cock Pictures - 6/27/2009 1:44:35 PM

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quote:

THAT's gonna be an interesting pic on a milk carton

Yeah, that's what I was thinking *grins and grins* And would men drink the milk in that milk carton... or would it make them think twice?

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RE: Cock Pictures - 6/27/2009 3:58:56 PM

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So, why all the fuss over pics, of a rooster?

I mean, after all, we tell jokes about them.

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RE: Cock Pictures - 6/27/2009 8:47:28 PM

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quote:

In real life, do you meet new people at a bar, shake their hand then whip out your cock?

it's funny you should mention this, upon first meeting other gentleman, I often whip out my cock so we can shake cocks.....Un fortunately it doesn't work the same for when I meet ladies, I often try to explain that the proper protocol is for the lady to stick her finger through her fly(if she's wearing jeans) and shake that way, but so far no one will listen

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RE: Cock Pictures - 6/27/2009 8:51:06 PM

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Please send all cock pictures to me on the other side.

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RE: Cock Pictures - 6/27/2009 8:57:56 PM

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Either #1 create a collage of cock shots or #2 make a bunch of Wanted posters, "have you seen this man?"

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RE: Cock Pictures - 6/27/2009 10:47:46 PM

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I am interested in seeing the winners, how do you plan to judge them?

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RE: Cock Pictures - 6/27/2009 10:50:46 PM

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LOL, great thread, OP! Welcome to the boards! :>
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RE: Cock Pictures - 6/27/2009 11:02:32 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: FeloniousKisses
. But I have to ask, are cock pictures how men say "hello, it's nice to meet you" these days?
.
*blank face* Why do you guys do this? In real life, do you meet new people at a bar, shake their hand then whip out your cock? *grins*

They are sending pictures of their brains..
I find it really hard to measure the IQ though..
someone put a link on here a while ago of unbelievable ones
like L shaped..wierd colors and stuff..
I mean if you want to display your pee-cock..
tough bananas..

ahahhahahha love it..

GQ

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RE: Cock Pictures - 6/29/2009 2:21:18 AM

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If we do hold some sort of beauty contest and award honorable mentions of the prettiest cocks... shouldn't it at least be in two catagories.. cut and uncut?

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RE: Cock Pictures - 6/29/2009 9:03:39 AM

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FeloniousKisses,

I sent you a Picture of my Cock and you have not looked at it yet.

I feel Hurt.

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RE: Cock Pictures - 6/29/2009 10:28:18 AM

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Try answering with this.

http://www.partnersinrhyme.com/soundfx/human_sounds/human_giggl8_wav.shtml

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RE: Cock Pictures - 6/29/2009 11:01:37 AM

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mines melted.

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