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RE: Don't throw cheetos at your spouse - 6/26/2009 11:42:54 AM

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At least take them out of the bag first.

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RE: Don't throw cheetos at your spouse - 6/26/2009 11:43:59 AM

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1) Negotiable
2) absolutely........his name is Maj
3) several

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RE: Don't throw cheetos at your spouse - 6/26/2009 12:20:04 PM

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Wooseys! Everyone knows if you want a real food fight to use stale doughtnuts. They work almost as well as hockey pucks.

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RE: Don't throw cheetos at your spouse - 6/26/2009 3:38:06 PM

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I can see it if they were throwing them in someone else's home and refused to pay for the professional rug and upholstery cleaner plus dry cleaner for clothing. But if it was their own house they trashed, so what?

That orange stuff is toxic though, never comes off clothing.

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RE: Don't throw cheetos at your spouse - 6/26/2009 4:09:33 PM

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http://www.tennessean.com/article/20090626/NEWS03/90626016/1001/NEWS

Wow. Both posted bond of $2500. I know times are hard for the state but damn.

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RE: Don't throw cheetos at your spouse - 6/26/2009 4:17:38 PM

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You had me at cherries, and Reese's.........

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RE: Don't throw cheetos at your spouse - 6/26/2009 5:01:34 PM

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Wooseys! Everyone knows if you want a real food fight to use stale doughtnuts. They work almost as well as hockey pucks.

...nope, the very best food fight involves custard pies, tricky to throw but once the skill is mastered it's fun, fun, fun !

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RE: Don't throw cheetos at your spouse - 6/26/2009 7:09:54 PM

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This is exactly why the snack food you should assault your spouse with is a can of Pringles. If I'm going to have to post $2500.00 for a bond, I'm doing better than a little bit of orange poof on him.

(Said entirely, of course, in jest.)

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RE: Don't throw cheetos at your spouse - 6/26/2009 8:00:38 PM

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holy sheesh, is there no end?

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RE: Don't throw cheetos at your spouse - 6/26/2009 8:09:15 PM

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This could be the end.

Play nice with your cheetos

http://spluch.blogspot.com/2007/09/cheetos-art-sculpture.html

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RE: Don't throw cheetos at your spouse - 6/26/2009 8:21:05 PM

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.......As i bent over, he took a turgid cheeto out of the bag. i could tell from the way he masterfully held it, that this wasn't the first time he'd done this sort of thing. i felt the familiar tremors in my stomach. Could he tell? my mouth began to water... He hesitated, and looked me in my eyes...."Patience, little one...he said in a silky deep baritone. Methodically, he drew me closer to him, he put the cheeto close to my hole, it craved to be filled. Tantalizingly, he moved it in circles and began to massage my ho,t wet, aching lips. Oh, he knew what he was doing to me alright! Torture! Finally, i became like a woman possessed...the hunger was much too strong.
"Stopfucking aroundwithrubbingitonmylipsandputitinmyfriggingmouthalready!!!!!!!" i screamed, while snatching the rest of the bag from himand wolfing it down..."asshole!"

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RE: Don't throw cheetos at your spouse - 6/26/2009 9:34:15 PM

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Great!!! Now I want cheetos!- and I never eat the things.

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RE: Don't throw cheetos at your spouse - 6/26/2009 10:07:22 PM

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"Stopfucking aroundwithrubbingitonmylipsandputitinmyfriggingmouthalready!!!!!!!" i screamed, while snatching the rest of the bag from himand wolfing it down..."asshole!"

HAHAHAHA!!!! Thanks for the laugh, Tulip! I really needed that!

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RE: Don't throw cheetos at your spouse - 6/27/2009 12:00:05 AM

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bwahahahaha...ROFLMAO!!! "turgid cheeto"

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"Stopfucking aroundwithrubbingitonmylipsandputitinmyfriggingmouthalready!!!!!!!" i screamed, while snatching the rest of the bag from himand wolfing it down..."asshole!"

HAHAHAHA!!!! Thanks for the laugh, Tulip! I really needed that!

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RE: Don't throw cheetos at your spouse - 6/27/2009 12:12:25 AM

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FR, after guffawing read thru

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RE: Don't throw cheetos at your spouse - 6/27/2009 12:45:51 AM

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Those sparklies are far too puffy for geezers like me.

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..... now THAT smiley simply reeks "Geezer" (In UK English)

..... and THAT one is REALLY "puffy"

Cheeto's are puffy ... right? ... I like "alternative" stuff, so what's the MOST "alternative" snack in the US that reeks "Geezer"?

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RE: Don't throw cheetos at your spouse - 6/27/2009 12:56:05 AM

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Fucking LOL . . . . . I'm somewhat conversant in Brit-speak; do you know what a 'geezer' is in US slang?

I'd say the iconic dude / geezer snack food in the US would have to be Slim Jims . . . . .

As an ardent South Park fan I can't hear Cheetohs & cheese puffs without thinking 'cheesey poofs' -- 'respect my authoritay' cuz I got the official Cartman pajama bottoms, lol . . . .

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Those sparklies are far too puffy for geezers like me.

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..... now THAT smiley simply reeks "Geezer" (In UK English)

..... and THAT one is REALLY "puffy"

Cheeto's are puffy ... right? ... I like "alternative" stuff, so what's the MOST "alternative" snack in the US that reeks "Geezer"?

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RE: Don't throw cheetos at your spouse - 6/27/2009 1:02:10 AM

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Slim Jims, also known as a non-food, food-product. You can watch the arteries harder as someone chomps on them.

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RE: Don't throw cheetos at your spouse - 6/27/2009 1:29:38 AM

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Tried Slim Jims ..... FUCK they're SALTY.

Your translation of "Geezer" would enhance my vocabulary I reckon, please help.

Never watched "South Park", but since they made one of the fucking funniest films of all time ever off it's profits ... it can't be a bad idea

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RE: Don't throw cheetos at your spouse - 6/27/2009 2:08:05 AM

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Dear Penthouse Forum.......As i bent over, he took a turgid cheeto out of the bag. i could tell from the way he masterfully held it, that this wasn't the first time he'd done this sort of thing. i felt the familiar tremors in my stomach. Could he tell? my mouth began to water... He hesitated, and looked me in my eyes...."Patience, little one...he said in a silky deep baritone. Methodically, he drew me closer to him, he put the cheeto close to my hole, it craved to be filled. Tantalizingly, he moved it in circles and began to massage my ho,t wet, aching lips. Oh, he knew what he was doing to me alright! Torture! Finally, i became like a woman possessed...the hunger was much too strong.
"Stopfucking aroundwithrubbingitonmylipsandputitinmyfriggingmouthalready!!!!!!!" i screamed, while snatching the rest of the bag from himand wolfing it down..."asshole!"

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