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RE: Only Once in my entire life did I........ - 6/27/2009 2:22:07 AM   
sirsholly


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Had sex in a corvette
damnit...that had to hurt


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RE: Only Once in my entire life did I........ - 6/27/2009 5:28:13 AM   
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go to Europe.

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RE: Only Once in my entire life did I........ - 6/27/2009 5:38:17 AM   
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get a perm...

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RE: Only Once in my entire life did I........ - 6/27/2009 6:53:06 AM   
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Have a root canal (hopefully the only time, though it was painless with the Novocaine) 

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RE: Only Once in my entire life did I........ - 6/27/2009 7:33:12 AM   
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Steal an anatomically correct 4 ft ceramic penis from an art exhibit across  a police station.

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RE: Only Once in my entire life did I........ - 6/27/2009 7:40:55 AM   
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ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp

attempt to perform cunnilingus


Pictures, tulip, pictures.....

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RE: Only Once in my entire life did I........ - 6/27/2009 7:44:11 AM   
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Kiss the Blarney stone, the old fashioned way.

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RE: Only Once in my entire life did I........ - 6/27/2009 7:44:27 AM   
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ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp

attempt to perform cunnilingus


Pictures, tulip, pictures.....
How can i put this delicately? If   R.Kelly had been around, he might have found pictures interesting....but i doubt you would.


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RE: Only Once in my entire life did I........ - 6/27/2009 7:53:36 AM   
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Are you trying to say she Pee'd on you when you went down on her?

No wonder you never want to do it again. You do know that they aren't supposed to pee on you right?

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RE: Only Once in my entire life did I........ - 6/27/2009 7:54:33 AM   
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nah...that might have actually made it interesting lets say....i couldn't vote at the time.

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RE: Only Once in my entire life did I........ - 6/27/2009 7:59:01 AM   
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A-ha! Gotcha, pretty lady.
 
To the OP's question... I started to say "shit on myself", but then I realized that had happened more than once, as an infant LOL... so I'll go with "get a blowjob on the side of Interstate 10".

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RE: Only Once in my entire life did I........ - 6/27/2009 8:00:24 AM   
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ahem...is it my turn to ask for pics?????

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RE: Only Once in my entire life did I........ - 6/27/2009 8:04:01 AM   
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HOLY SHIT Level That was YOU?

You Still owe me a Dime Bag and a $50.00

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RE: Only Once in my entire life did I........ - 6/27/2009 8:09:13 AM   
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ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp

ahem...is it my turn to ask for pics?????


 We'll have to make our own!

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RE: Only Once in my entire life did I........ - 6/27/2009 8:09:32 AM   
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ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp

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ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp

attempt to perform cunnilingus
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Have a very awkward threesome...


Totally unrelated btw...in case anyone's thinking anything.....


How did you know?


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RE: Only Once in my entire life did I........ - 6/27/2009 8:10:27 AM   
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ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah

HOLY SHIT Level That was YOU?

You Still owe me a Dime Bag and a $50.00

Steel


Steel, you're killing me with inflation......

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RE: Only Once in my entire life did I........ - 6/27/2009 8:13:47 AM   
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Had a real one night stand....and it was incredible.  I picked him up in a bar, didn't even ask his name, then he left and I never saw him again.

I had a smile on my face for days...




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RE: Only Once in my entire life did I........ - 6/27/2009 8:34:50 AM   
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Only once, have I ever taken a Dominant man's virginity.  lol

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RE: Only Once in my entire life did I........ - 6/27/2009 8:55:50 AM   
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Driving down interstate 40 with a quite young b/f  of 22 and he spent the whole time between Nashville and Knoxville with his head in my crotch.  The truck drivers loved it.
Needless to say when we finally stopped I had noodle legs LOL
And no I never lost control of the car.

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RE: Only Once in my entire life did I........ - 6/27/2009 9:04:49 AM   
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get felt up by a ghost.

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