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SteelofUtah -> The Man of your dreams. (6/26/2009 9:09:07 PM)
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Dear submissive
I can't be bothered to actually read your profile because I find that any extended time spent not singing my own accolades causes me to address the person I really am and when forced to address who I really am I tend to go on self destructive benders of prostitutes and Denny’s Rutti Tutti Fresh and Fruity Slams.
That being said you should know that I have only looked at your picture and even then not that closely because the reflection of myself in the monitor gets distracting. But in the momentary neurological reaction of mental synapses and arousal it occurred to me that I would be the perfect Master for you. It matters not that you are not into Toilet Training and it will be required of you from the moment we meet in two weeks in a dark alley behind a Methadone Clinic, to the point in which I leave you in a crack house in the part of town referred to as “Los Diablos Lavabo” .
I have no interest in you as a person and hope that you can breathe well through your nose while your trachea is abused by my Anime-esque Penis….. ahhh who am I kidding I have a very small penis but I will expect you to react as if it is the biggest and the best you have ever had.
You will be expected to find women for me to have sex with each and every Saturday because even though you will be expected to service me sexually at anytime it is requested I will only have sex with you twice before talking about all the other slaves you will be required to share me with. Although they are all Online contacts now they will eventually be here required to share the cot I have for you in the corner of the Studio Apartment that I live in. On a weekly basis you will also be required to catalog all the images of nude women I get e-mailed from other women who may or may not actually turn out to be the person in the imaged that they send.
In addition to all these things you will also be required to spend 15 hours a day nude and masturbating on the web cam I have set up because this is what pays the rent. I know the people there keep calling you “Wendy” that was the name of the girl 5 girls back and well the fans seem to want to call all the new girls that as well.
So, as a triviality I will give you the token “On your knees Bitch and worship me you worthless fat cow” a triviality because we all know you are already playing with yourself at the grand masculinity that is me your lord and Master.
In closing I expect you to buy a Two Foot Summer Sausage and Fuck yourself with it anally on web cam for me to prove your dedication to the greatness that is me.
Your Loving Master
(you know you already want to be my bitch)
HighLordJarlMasterSir Farquad Figglyfuck III
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