LinnaeaBorealis
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A 30 year old blonde decides to try horseback riding for the first time.
With no lessons, nor prior experience, she mounts the horse unassisted, and the
horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic
pace, but the blonde begins to slide from the saddle.
In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She
tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the horse's
side anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.
Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse
and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the
stirrup; she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is
struck against the ground over and over.
As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from
unconsciousness when to her great fortune.....
Frank, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her dilemma and unplugs the horse.
And you thought all they did was say Hello.
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Forget your perfect offering
There is a crack in everything
That's how the light gets in
~~L. Cohen
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