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SarahnNV -> Marrying a virgin (6/27/2009 10:16:03 PM)
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Johnnie wanted to marry a virgin. He was sure that a true virgin would not know what to call a penis if she saw it so after a few dates with a girl named Mary, he takes her back to his place and after much romancing and touching, he takes his cock out of his pants and asks Mary, “Do you know what this is darling?” Mary says confidently, “Yes, lover, that is a cock.”
Johnnie dumps Mary for Judy, with the same result; Judy telling him that his penis is a cock.
Then Johnnie meets Cindy. He is enamored of her innocence and response to his question. Her response makes him smile, “Why yes, my mother told me that is a ‘wee-wee.’”
Johnnie, mighty pleased that he has found a true virgin, elopes with her and educates her on their wedding night. He tells Cindy, “Honey, we need to talk. This is not a wee-wee, this is a cock.”
Cindy smiles and then holds out her hands a foot apart and gently says, “Honey, that’s not a cock. A cock is THIS big!”
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