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odioustoad -> Toxic ass (6/28/2009 5:11:06 AM)
Geezuscriminy! Ok, so last night my date and I were enjoying an adult moment, and all of a sudden he rips this toxic fart. You know the kind. Loud at first, deadly, about 15 seconds later. Not only did it kill the mood, it killed a houseplant (even though it was silk to start with), and there was a goldfish belly up in the aquarium this morning. Has this happened to anyone else?

sirsholly -> RE: Toxic ass (6/28/2009 5:13:26 AM)
snort I never had the pleasure...[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]

HatesParisHilton -> RE: Toxic ass (6/28/2009 5:18:29 AM)
maybe you should ask the lads if they've been GUILTY of this, toadoloadomassiveattack. I mean, MAYYYYYYBE I've let loose with a "paint-peeler" at the wrong moment.

LadyHibiscus -> RE: Toxic ass (6/28/2009 9:43:57 AM)
Oh ODI!! That is just sad and wrong. Was he suitably sad? Did he replace the plant?

PyrotheClown -> RE: Toxic ass (6/28/2009 12:26:14 PM)
after a few pieces of curry sauce pizza, and a few beer,I've been known to randomly unleash evil upon the world, And unfortunately it's squelched quiet a few moments too.... Maybe not so much the smell, but the dutch oven and giggling there after

CatdeMedici -> RE: Toxic ass (6/28/2009 12:33:27 PM)
But the real question is, how far did he blow the butt plug? Did Mrs Mahoney upstairs know what that was that blew threw the floor and killed Snoofy? [8\|]

califsue -> RE: Toxic ass (6/28/2009 12:37:45 PM)
This is toooooooooo funny....Thanks for the giggle.

thornhappy -> RE: Toxic ass (6/28/2009 12:41:16 PM)
Killing the silk plant, that's whole new level of stankass. Bonus points given for the goldfish. I've heard rumors that people've had this happen whilst giving/getting oral sex.

LookieNoNookie -> RE: Toxic ass (6/28/2009 12:43:43 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: odioustoad Geezuscriminy! Ok, so last night my date and I were enjoying an adult moment, and all of a sudden he rips this toxic fart. You know the kind. Loud at first, deadly, about 15 seconds later. Not only did it kill the mood, it killed a houseplant (even though it was silk to start with), and there was a goldfish belly up in the aquarium this morning. Has this happened to anyone else? Mine smell like roses.

PyrotheClown -> RE: Toxic ass (6/28/2009 12:52:50 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie Mine smell like roses, in a mulch pile *fixed

FourQ -> RE: Toxic ass (6/30/2009 4:27:55 PM)
I must confess, I've had a couple in my time that would make your date's smell like air freshener! When I've had a bug of sorts the lads at the office used to ask if I've "died but not read the e-mail". Believe me, you don't want to be around me when I've been detoxing or when I'm unwell.

Loki45 -> RE: Toxic ass (6/30/2009 4:44:14 PM)
No, but an ex of mine cut one whilst lying down on the couch with me. Unfortunately, my face was right about mid-back on her. SBD doesn't quite cover it.

Rainfire -> RE: Toxic ass (6/30/2009 5:26:52 PM)
[:-] Jumpin Jehosophat, Odi!!! I didn't know you were out with Daddy last night! DAMMIT, I could have gone along and had some fun too! [:(] And it's most anything, that can give Him some deadly ones, bad enough to bring a tear to my eyes and stop the breathing. But good Lord above, draft beer and eggs are among the worst. He's ripped a few that have the cats running for the door. Me, I'm not allowed that luxury though I do try to find excuses to go do the dishes, maybe laundry upstairs, make the bed - HEY LOOK! It's 11 pm and the sheets need changing. NOW. Some other culprits are broccoli, lots of veggies, pop, breathing...... [&:]

Loki45 -> RE: Toxic ass (6/30/2009 5:28:54 PM)
I had a dog who'd fart so loudly he'd wake himself out a sound sleep, dash across the room and look back at me as though I did it.

LadyPact -> RE: Toxic ass (6/30/2009 5:53:11 PM)
This one I will never forget. I was doing a little trampling play with clip, and as I stomped on his stomach, he let one go. The poor boy couldn't help himself and there was no help for either of us shortly thereafter. I laughed so hard that I couldn't tell if they were tears of laughter or from the stench. Just thinking about that one has Me laughing so hard that tears are in My eyes again.

LadySweetOrSour -> RE: Toxic ass (6/30/2009 6:06:24 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Loki45 I had a dog who'd fart so loudly he'd wake himself out a sound sleep, dash across the room and look back at me as though I did it. Yeah, it was the dog[8\|][:D]

VampiresLair -> RE: Toxic ass (6/30/2009 6:22:30 PM)
That reminds me of something my grandmother told me about bending over to feed the cat and shooting the canary...

angelwithhonor -> RE: Toxic ass (6/30/2009 6:32:08 PM)
oh my goshhhhhhhhhhhh...you guys are killing me.......i remember when my brother rest in peace..when he was young my dad and him were in a sleeping bag and my dad let one off..got out quickly and pulled it shut with only my brother and my dads air...

Loki45 -> RE: Toxic ass (6/30/2009 7:28:20 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadySweetOrSour Yeah, it was the dog[8\|][:D] On that occasion, it was. Though he still knew who the 'true power' was in the house. Anytime I had just the right meal......it would not pay to have a nose with the strength of a dog.

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