Alarm Clock for Heavy Sleepers

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MasterG2kTR -> Alarm Clock for Heavy Sleepers (6/28/2009 2:30:34 PM)
If you have trouble waking up to an alarm clock or hit the snooze button too many times you need to have an Alarm Clock like this one......

PyrotheClown -> RE: Alarm Clock for Heavy Sleepers (6/28/2009 2:50:01 PM)
that's nothing my alarm clock is like a thousand times more hard core lol did any one else think there were alternative uses for this "alarm clock" I know if i had hydraulics hooked up to my bed, I wouldn't just use them for waking up

SteelofUtah -> RE: Alarm Clock for Heavy Sleepers (6/28/2009 2:53:48 PM)
He Lied. I used to have that bed. After a few months it would have fallen apart. The bed would have litterally rattled APART. 4 Years MY ASS. Now I think it could be used as a Masturbators Wild Sex Dream I mean Imagin Jacking Off and having that happen. Steel

NightTigress -> RE: Alarm Clock for Heavy Sleepers (6/28/2009 4:05:47 PM)
that is a sweet bed, a bit too much for me I think though

MistressRENA -> RE: Alarm Clock for Heavy Sleepers (6/29/2009 8:26:01 AM)
We coulda used that for my brother Russel when we were kids. We had a low tech alternative; my very grouchy latin spitfire mother yelling from her room. It worked too.

VeryNastyDom -> RE: Alarm Clock for Heavy Sleepers (6/29/2009 9:10:22 AM)
I am disappointed. When I saw the compressed air gauges I was looking forward to a diesel air horn array under the bed. The hydraulics have some interesting possibilities. Suspend your sub right above the bed and . . . well, you know.

PyrotheClown -> RE: Alarm Clock for Heavy Sleepers (6/29/2009 12:03:03 PM)
quote: I am disappointed. When I saw the compressed air gauges I was looking forward to a diesel air horn array under the bed. I'm pretty sure his neighbors are grateful for the rout he took

Saratov -> RE: Alarm Clock for Heavy Sleepers (6/29/2009 3:40:55 PM)
Well, unless he is in an upstairs apartment. [8\|]

LookieNoNookie -> RE: Alarm Clock for Heavy Sleepers (6/29/2009 3:46:30 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MasterG2kTR If you have trouble waking up to an alarm clock or hit the snooze button too many times you need to have an Alarm Clock like this one...... I want one of those. (I think I could actually maintain a relationship with one of those). (If not....I'm guessing I'd have a few more overnight guests than I might normally).

PyrotheClown -> RE: Alarm Clock for Heavy Sleepers (6/29/2009 3:53:47 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Saratov Well, unless he is in an upstairs apartment. [8\|] haha, true reminds me of that ogden nash poem "The people upstairs all practise ballet Their living room is a bowling alley Their bedroom is full of conducted tours. Their radio is louder than yours, They celebrate week-ends all the week. When they take a shower, your ceilings leak. They try to get their parties to mix By supplying their guests with Pogo sticks, And when their fun at last abates, They go to the bathroom on roller skates. I might love the people upstairs more If only they lived on another floor."

MstrPBK -> RE: Alarm Clock for Heavy Sleepers (6/29/2009 3:54:02 PM)
Maybe we need to order him the heavy duty Warner Brother's Acme alarm clock ... P.S. And DON'T let the Coyote install it something is bound to wrong ... MstrPBK St. Paul, MN USA

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