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Asherdelampyr -> RE: Men walking around with no tops on should be made illegal. (7/1/2009 10:44:30 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop quote: Personaly I think it should be made law that everyone should be naked all the time where its practical, it would prevent a lot of stupid pointless wars Huh? I mean, aside from concealed weapons, I fail to see the logic here. Here is how I see this playing out Soldier number 1 sees soldier number 2 at around 300 yards away, Soldier one gets out his sniper rifle ((Don't ask where he was keeping it)) and the first thing he sees (No pun intended) is Soldier 2's small, half flacid cock this makes him laugh so hard that he cant aim, and just decides to walk away :D

GreedyTop -> RE: Men walking around with no tops on should be made illegal. (7/1/2009 10:51:08 PM)
DAMMIT, Asher!! wipes the beer I just almost choked on off my face

Asherdelampyr -> RE: Men walking around with no tops on should be made illegal. (7/1/2009 10:54:30 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop DAMMIT, Asher!! wipes the beer I just almost choked on off my face I do what I can, when I have time between work, raiding and sleep :D

ElectraGlide -> RE: Men walking around with no tops on should be made illegal. (7/1/2009 10:58:56 PM)
There is nothing like a 400 pound guy cutting his grass with no shirt on. Come on man and give me a break and cover that blubber up.

Asherdelampyr -> RE: Men walking around with no tops on should be made illegal. (7/1/2009 11:01:18 PM)
I dont want to see it either, but when we make a law to stop people from seeing things that they dont like, when does it stop? First, no man can be shirtless, then no men can wear shorts, then the ACLU gets involved and suddenly everyone is covered head to foot, in baggy jumpsuits so that nothing can be seen.

sappatoti -> RE: Men walking around with no tops on should be made illegal. (7/1/2009 11:03:58 PM)
Frak the baggy jumpsuits. Let's just put everyone in burkas and flowing robes. At least those would probably be less constricting.

Asherdelampyr -> RE: Men walking around with no tops on should be made illegal. (7/1/2009 11:05:58 PM)
I would look good in long flowing robes :D

JonnieBoy -> RE: Men walking around with no tops on should be made illegal. (7/1/2009 11:16:05 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop quote: Personaly I think it should be made law that everyone should be naked all the time where its practical, it would prevent a lot of stupid pointless wars Huh? I mean, aside from concealed weapons, I fail to see the logic here. (A return to the ancient warrior attire of the Iceni perhaps ?) Pirate

Vendaval -> RE: Men walking around with no tops on should be made illegal. (7/1/2009 11:19:46 PM)
Fast Reply - Y'all ain't seen nothin till being stuck behind someone with way too much flesh squeezed into way too little white lycra with no underwear in an aerobics class who looks like they are going to EXPLODE!!! at any moment. [sm=hewah.gif]

GYPZYQUEEN -> RE: Men walking around with no tops on should be made illegal. (7/1/2009 11:20:29 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ElectraGlide There is nothing like a 400 pound guy cutting his grass with no shirt on. Come on man and give me a break and cover that blubber up. HE does not exist for you ....dress for you..undress for you..or arrange his life for your viewing.. so he does not need to give you a "break" How is your day affected by seeing him? Will it matter in a day? a year? IS it possble for you to move your eyes 2 inchs to left or turn your head slightly and not look? Becuz he has a right to exist and have his shirt off for heat or whatever he pleases. GQ

DemonKia -> RE: Men walking around with no tops on should be made illegal. (7/1/2009 11:34:19 PM)
FR, after the usual read thru Ah, Venatrix, (way back in the thread) you hit on an important point: whining is in the eye (or ear?) of the observer . . . . .. Not to mention coining a fabulous new quote . . . . . Ah, some fat chick pics (& other potentially repellent pics, to the narrow minded -- you've been warned): Joel-Peter Witkin (Fat chicks are only a small part of his oeuvre, & this link's presentation was so fine I just linked to the first page; serious caution, tho', Witkin is not for the faint of heart or the easily offended.) Charles Gatewood (Couldn't find an online archive of the images from this book, but the cover photo oughta mesmerize some, & possibly involve conniptions . . . . . ) Lucian Freud (This painting set records when it sold for $33 million dollars last year. Guess not everything is the way it seems . . . .. ) Oh, gawd, I love fine art.

Loki45 -> RE: Men walking around with no tops on should be made illegal. (7/1/2009 11:38:44 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sappatoti Frak the baggy jumpsuits. Let's just put everyone in burkas and flowing robes. At least those would probably be less constricting. Hey, if it's good enough for the Jedi Order. (Yes, it's a Star Wars reference.....I went there!)

HatesParisHilton -> RE: Men walking around with no tops on should be made illegal. (7/1/2009 11:40:23 PM)
Yay Lucien! I've seen his standing self portrait "live"! I reccommend him to ALL aspiring art students!

ElectraGlide -> RE: Men walking around with no tops on should be made illegal. (7/2/2009 12:16:26 AM)
I know the 400 pound shirtless guy does not exist for me. I do wonder if that sweating lard of his smells like a stale bag of pork rinds though.

JonnieBoy -> RE: Men walking around with no tops on should be made illegal. (7/2/2009 12:59:36 AM)
Well I SHALL be walking around topless today and will be happy to report back on reaction. I shall NOT however be wearing a thong (well ... someone was CERTAIN to ask !) Pirate

WyldHrt -> RE: Men walking around with no tops on should be made illegal. (7/2/2009 1:13:36 AM)
quote: I shall NOT however be wearing a thong (well ... someone was CERTAIN to ask !) Damn, he beat me to it [>:] [;)]

JonnieBoy -> RE: Men walking around with no tops on should be made illegal. (7/2/2009 1:26:55 AM)
Yeah, well ... I nearly typed "bound" to ask ... that would have made it WORSE. [;)] Pirate

Vendaval -> RE: Men walking around with no tops on should be made illegal. (7/2/2009 1:28:34 AM)
Fast Reply - When men walk around with no pants or underwear on but a shirt on top that stunning visual is known as "shirt-cocking". FYI

DemonKia -> RE: Men walking around with no tops on should be made illegal. (7/2/2009 1:37:08 AM)
Eh, most of the paintings of his I've been so-so about, but that painting I like quite a bit. I have a bit of a fetish for artistic depictions of subjects outside the 'usual', especially fat persons, & most especially fat women . . . . . Portraying easy-to-see-as-pretty subjects prettily has been done so many bazillions of times before, it's dull & not terribly innovative or revolutionary. (Yep, I like art to push the boundaries, to be insurrectionist.) What's new & interesting to me is art that renders the 'ugly' beautiful . . . . For instance, Paris Hilton could have her portrait painted, even badly, & it would evoke desire in so many who saw it; to my mind 'twue' artistry would be to take some dumpy middle-aged housefrou & portray her in a way that both showed her inner beauty & produced that same feeling of desire in the observer as the cruddy portrait of Ms Hilton . . . . . [8D] . . . . Jus' to, ya know, pick an example near & dear to your heart, lol . ... . quote: ORIGINAL: HatesParisHilton Yay Lucien! I've seen his standing self portrait "live"! I reccommend him to ALL aspiring art students!

HatesParisHilton -> RE: Men walking around with no tops on should be made illegal. (7/2/2009 4:55:05 AM)
LOL! I am MASSIVELY on the same page. Diego De La Velazquez is a god, but only because of the DWARVES he painted that people said would end his career. And I never wanna see ANY painting of Paris, except inside the walls of a Mausoleum. but as ffor: "everyone is covered head to foot, in baggy jumpsuits so that nothing can be seen" no, that's not the ACLU, that's Def Comedy Jam and 1990's BET. which is what you get when the ACLU gets the money it DESERVES, but none the less... I wanna petition to have KIRSTIE ALLIE (with her bod in Victoria's Secret and a year after it's cancellation) giving us what the Goblen and Sprite like. [sm=doghouse.gif][sm=seesaw.gif]

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