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FourQ -> Aging (6/30/2009 10:38:11 AM)
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THE OLDER CROWD
A distraught senior citizen
Phoned her doctor's office.
'Is it true,' she wanted to know,
'that the medication
You prescribed has to be taken
For the rest of my life?'
'Yes, I'm afraid so,' the doctor told her.
There was a moment of silence
Before the senior lady replied,
I'm wondering, then,
Just how serious is my condition
Because this prescription is marked
'NO REFILLS'.'
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An older gentleman was
On the operating table
Awaiting surgery
And he insisted that his son,
A renowned surgeon,
Perform the operation.
As he was about to get the anaesthesia,
He asked to speak to his son
'Yes, Dad, what is it? '
'Don't be nervous, son;
Do your best
And just remember,
If it doesn't go well,
If something happens to me,
Your mother
Is going to come and
Live with you and your wife....'
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One of the many things
No one tells you about aging
Is that it is such a nice change
From being young.
Ah, being young is beautiful,
But being old is comfortable.
First you forget names,
Then you forget faces.
Then you forget to pull up your zipper.
It's worse when
You forget to pull it down.
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Two old guys are pushing their trolleys around Asda when they collide.
The first old guy says to the second guy,
'Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife,
And I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going.
The second old guy says, 'That's OK, it's a coincidence.
I'm looking for my wife, too.'
I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate'
The first old guy says, 'Well, maybe I can help you find her. What does she look like?'
The second old guy says,
'Well, she is 27 years old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, and is wearing a short white translucent miniskirt.
What does your wife look like?'
To which the first old guy says, 'Doesn't matter, --- let's look for yours.'
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Put a:
Twinkle in your eye,
A smile on your lips,
Love in your heart,
A spring in your step,
Let people wonder
what you've been up too.
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