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Look over there, a three-headed monkey! - 6/30/2009 3:29:18 PM

alanswhore

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Hi!

My owner and I just joined this site today, and I've been ordered to introduce myself here, so introduce myself I shall. I'm a sweet, innocent Midwestern girl who discovered in college that it was even more fun to be sweet and innocent in public and a dirty little whore in private. I've had a less than ideal past in kinky relationships, but I'm currently involved with a guy who puts the "utterly freaking awesome" in "utterly freaking awesome owner."

I am, in case it isn't already obvious, a huge geek. And I make stupid jokes. When he shows up, I have no doubt he'll do likewise. It's one of the many things that make him utterly freaking awesome. :)

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RE: Look over there, a three-headed monkey! - 6/30/2009 3:40:29 PM

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RE: Look over there, a three-headed monkey! - 6/30/2009 3:58:59 PM

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hello....so... where's the monkey?

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RE: Look over there, a three-headed monkey! - 6/30/2009 7:03:25 PM

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hello fellow MI fan
(lechucks revenge was the best ever)

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RE: Look over there, a three-headed monkey! - 6/30/2009 9:19:07 PM

Alanshoreisgod

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Monkey? WHERE?

OK, so I must admit that our pair of usernames are a bit of double wordplay. Shortly after we met, she, being a fan of Boston Legal, proclaimed that I, a Boston based attorney myself, reminded her terribly much of the character Alan Shore. Of course, I had never seen the show, but curiously, I watched a few episodes. Sadly I find I'm NOT Alan Shore, but rather he's quite the person I'd love to be, and sometimes like to pretend I am. Hence this username.

Hers, of course, flowed naturally from there...

As to why we're here..well...we belong to a few various communities, and in one we're at least..honest about the nature of the dynamic, but don't discuss it much. So we came here to scope out a community where we could be more comfortable in this particular aspect of ourselves

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RE: Look over there, a three-headed monkey! - 6/30/2009 9:46:39 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Alanshoreisgod
I'm NOT Alan Shore

*gasp* I've been so deceived!

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RE: Look over there, a three-headed monkey! - 6/30/2009 9:48:58 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: alanswhore

quote:

ORIGINAL: Alanshoreisgod
I'm NOT Alan Shore

*gasp* I've been so deceived!

Watch it bitch, while I might not quite have Mr. Shore's witty repartee developed by a team of writers, I do have something he doesn't.

The opportunity to smack your ass should the need arise :p

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RE: Look over there, a three-headed monkey! - 7/2/2009 3:02:21 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: alanswhore

Hi!

My owner and I just joined this site today, and I've been ordered to introduce myself here, so introduce myself I shall. I'm a sweet, innocent Midwestern girl who discovered in college that it was even more fun to be sweet and innocent in public and a dirty little whore in private. I've had a less than ideal past in kinky relationships, but I'm currently involved with a guy who puts the "utterly freaking awesome" in "utterly freaking awesome owner."

I am, in case it isn't already obvious, a huge geek. And I make stupid jokes. When he shows up, I have no doubt he'll do likewise. It's one of the many things that make him utterly freaking awesome. :)

I wanta see the monkey

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RE: Look over there, a three-headed monkey! - 7/2/2009 3:55:11 PM

Rhembein

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lol! Welcome to both of you! :)

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