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What is old - 7/1/2009 2:58:03 AM

mydestiny2043

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"OLD" IS WHEN..... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Pick one, I can't do both!"

"OLD" IS WHEN.. Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

"OLD" IS WHEN. A sexy babe catches your eye and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
"OLD" IS WHEN.... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... You are cautioned to slow down by... the doctor instead of by the police.
"OLD" IS WHEN.... "Getting a little action" means I don't need to take any fiber today.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... An "all-nighter" means not getting up to pee

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RE: What is old - 7/1/2009 4:24:17 AM

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RE: What is old - 7/1/2009 5:48:57 AM

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i work in aged care. i'll have to print that out for work

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RE: What is old - 7/1/2009 12:06:19 PM

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roflmao

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RE: What is old - 7/1/2009 12:49:13 PM

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Sent to my Dad.

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RE: What is old - 7/2/2009 8:10:56 PM

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I so do not look forward to when these are my parents and I am caring for them

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