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A little leprechaun - 7/1/2009 3:15:12 AM   
mydestiny2043


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Status: offline 		A little boy asked his teacher if he could go
to the bath-room, so she said yes.
When he went to wipe his fanny there was no
toilet paper so, he used his hand.
When he got back to class, his teacher asked,
"What do you have in your hand?"
The boy said, "A little leprechaun and if I open my
hand he'll get scared away."
He was then sent to the principal's office and the
principal asked, "What do you have in your hand?"
So the little boy said,
"A little leprechaun and if I open my hand he'll
get scared and run away."
The principal getting angry, yelled,
"Open your hand NOW!"
Slowly opening his hand little boy said,
"Oh great , now look what you've done,
You scared the sh-- out of him and he's done left."

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RE: A little leprechaun - 7/1/2009 4:20:31 AM   
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RE: A little leprechaun - 7/1/2009 6:47:47 AM   
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RE: A little leprechaun - 7/1/2009 12:53:53 PM   
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RE: A little leprechaun - 7/1/2009 6:50:23 PM   
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RE: A little leprechaun - 7/2/2009 4:51:41 AM   
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RE: A little leprechaun - 7/2/2009 4:54:15 AM   
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ORIGINAL: FourQ

It just baffles me why Americans don't speak English.



It baffles me why the English don't speak American.

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RE: A little leprechaun - 7/2/2009 4:55:16 AM   
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RE: A little leprechaun - 7/2/2009 5:06:18 AM   
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RE: A little leprechaun - 7/2/2009 8:00:08 PM   
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RE: A little leprechaun - 7/3/2009 5:31:48 AM   
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RE: A little leprechaun - 7/4/2009 8:53:51 AM   
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RE: A little leprechaun - 7/4/2009 8:58:19 AM   
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RE: A little leprechaun - 7/4/2009 9:16:39 AM   
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RE: A little leprechaun - 7/5/2009 7:37:43 PM   
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RE: A little leprechaun - 7/5/2009 7:39:13 PM   
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