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mydestiny2043 -> Texas Sex (7/1/2009 3:21:36 AM)

The Rodeo Position

Two Texans were out on the range talking about their favourite sex positions.
One said, "think I enjoy the rodeo position the best."
"I don't think I have ever heard of that one," said the other cowboy. "What is it ?"
"Well, it's where you get your wife down on all fours and you mount her from behind. Then you reach around and cup each one of her breasts in your hands and whisper in her ear, 'Boy, these feel just like your sister's.'
Then you try and stay on for 8 seconds." [sm=imsorry.gif][sm=goodnight.gif]




sirsholly -> RE: Texas Sex (7/1/2009 4:19:09 AM)

[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]




Kelicous -> RE: Texas Sex (7/1/2009 12:09:48 PM)

that's so wrong, funny but wrong




FourQ -> RE: Texas Sex (7/1/2009 12:52:33 PM)

An oldie but a goodie.




brandi1379 -> RE: Texas Sex (7/1/2009 4:26:36 PM)

haha thats funny 




estah -> RE: Texas Sex (7/2/2009 4:00:01 AM)

That explains so much.




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