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RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? - 7/1/2009 6:56:35 AM

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You're gonna miss this. You're gonna want this back. You're gonna wish these days hadn't gone by so fast..

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next time hand her some Bean-O

Ok, you know it's a bad day when you see holly's sig line:

'You're gonna miss this. You're gonna want this back. You're gonna wish these days hadn't gone by so fast.."

and actually read it as:

'You're gonna miss this. You're gonna want this back. You're gonna wish these days hadn't gone by so FART.. "

Or is that just keeping it on topic?

Da brain, is GONE!!!!!!!

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RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? - 7/1/2009 6:57:08 AM

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Did she kill a silk plant with it?

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RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? - 7/1/2009 6:59:32 AM

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Don't feel bad. I originally thought the subject line said, "Have you ever beat a sub for a farthing?" My mental response was, "No, but I'd do it for tuppence ha'penny." Sadly, a joke that will only be appreciated by Britons over a certain age. Sigh.

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RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? - 7/1/2009 7:02:02 AM

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ORIGINAL: DaddyLongStroke

I was out with a sub the other night and she farted at a not so appropriate moment....She just tried to laugh it off....I was completely offended....

I just wonder if I would be out of line to hand out a beatdown for such rude and inappropriate behavior.

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RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? - 7/1/2009 7:03:39 AM

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LMAO, I saw the scroll, and would have SWORN this was another of kevins threads.....

*waves at DLS*

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RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? - 7/1/2009 7:06:33 AM

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So DLS who was the sub lol ???????????

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RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? - 7/1/2009 7:07:23 AM

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ORIGINAL: Venatrix

Don't feel bad. I originally thought the subject line said, "Have you ever beat a sub for a farthing?" My mental response was, "No, but I'd do it for tuppence ha'penny." Sadly, a joke that will only be appreciated by Britons over a certain age. Sigh.

Chit... would an American who's traveled a bit and loves her history work as well? I understood and got it easily. Is that a good thing?

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RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? - 7/1/2009 7:17:28 AM

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Have you thought about taking her camping?

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RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? - 7/1/2009 7:22:12 AM

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Aren't you unofficially a Canadian now?

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RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? - 7/1/2009 7:27:36 AM

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Eh, unofficially so far..... it's gonna be a few years before the citizenship papers go through though I'm hoping the residency ones go through quickly; considering that the first set of papers apparently have been lost.

Still celebrating Canada Day though quietly, Lumus is off to work since His company does a lot of work with Americans. Lucky Him, He gets the whole shift as a Manager.

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RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? - 7/1/2009 7:33:06 AM

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Yes, I suspect that's one of the disadvantages of being Canadian: perenially screwed by your neighbour to the south!

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RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? - 7/1/2009 7:39:17 AM

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Eh...eventually we'll get our American neighbors to the south towing the line

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RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? - 7/1/2009 7:44:34 AM

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ORIGINAL: DaddyLongStroke

I was out with a sub the other night and she farted at a no so appropriate moment....She just tried to laugh it off....I was completely offended....

I just wonder if I would be out of line to hand out a beatdown for such rude and inappropriate behavior.

Not sure about out of line, out of your tree for me would be the more fitting phrase.

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RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? - 7/1/2009 9:14:12 AM

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Laugh with her, you know damn well you did laughed, your friends laughed you told, or got a smile out of it, its a natural reaction. eventually.

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RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? - 7/1/2009 9:15:20 AM

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Eh...eventually we'll get our American neighbors to the south towing the line

If you'd just send us some decent chocolates, we might be a lot more compliant.

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RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? - 7/1/2009 9:32:15 AM

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Da brain, is GONE!!!!!!!

common knowledge

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RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? - 7/1/2009 9:36:37 AM

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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Da brain, is GONE!!!!!!!
common knowledge

What happened? Did someone fart their brains out?

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RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? - 7/1/2009 9:38:05 AM

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ORIGINAL: purepleasure

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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Da brain, is GONE!!!!!!!
common knowledge

What happened? Did someone fart their brains out?

No, got a sniff of holly's from here......

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RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? - 7/1/2009 9:47:09 AM

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ORIGINAL: purepleasure

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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Da brain, is GONE!!!!!!!
common knowledge

What happened? Did someone fart their brains out?

for Rain, it would just take one lil toot

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RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? - 7/1/2009 9:59:14 AM

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At least I have one - that's more than you can say.....

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