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NorthernGent -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/4/2009 2:03:12 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: HatesParisHilton and NG, Grant is saving a place in Arkham for you, next to KIller Croc. Is he fresh off the production line of Aussies who take pleasure in romancing snakes and engaging in a spot of Queensbury rules boxing with an over-sized reptile? Doesn't impress me......we've tamed our snakes....they drive cars and everything over here....

NorthernGent -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/4/2009 2:07:45 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop Celt/Viking....NG in Viking garb.. ok, thats hawt.... I lived in a mud hut and didn't wash for 3 years......probably not that hot then.......then again romance is of little value when you're viking...

subtee -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/4/2009 2:09:44 AM)
I lived in a mud hut and didn't wash for 3 years......probably not that hot then.......then again romance is of little value when you're viking... [/quote]Why?

NorthernGent -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/4/2009 2:10:45 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: subtee I lived in a mud hut and didn't wash for 3 years......probably not that hot then.......then again romance is of little value when you're viking... Why? Why what?

HatesParisHilton -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/4/2009 2:11:26 AM)
"So the ~cough~ point is that they lust when they're young and can't so much handle it with the youngish women and then when we're not youngish women they can handle it but now they don't wanna anymore? Or...we women get over our social conditioning abouts the time when they can't so much handle? Oh shit" No, the point is that if men do what society TELLS htem to do and then FORES UPON THEM as they attempt to do it (corporate sociopathic structure of american business since late '85)... then the lads deserve a REAL reward. REAL women. REAL sex. REAL partnership. YOU and YOUR set, NOT i-pod addicted bimbonic breadsticks. The point is WE deserve more and YOU are more, NOT less, NOT slopy seconds. AND THIS PARADIGM AND PRECEPT GOES BACK TO a woman who embarrassed Roman Legates and Generals, Boudicca BIG bttomed and BIGGER libido'd. with a HARIM (proper spelling of "harem") of younger men, btw. and she was a CELT. NOT anglo, NOT Norse/Viking. RESHAIRED, BIG BOOTY JIGGLY CHEEKS WITH YUMMY FRECKLES BUTT-GODDESS. Who killed men riding near naked in a chariot. THAT is the Cougar Cult. /bows as he earns his Cider and Meat for his performance of The Craic, via storytelling in the Tradition of the Tain

HatesParisHilton -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/4/2009 2:12:56 AM)
"Doesn't impress me......we've tamed our snakes....they drive cars and everything over here.... " which is why you didn't cop to the BBC comment. snakes now don't need limbs to drive.

subtee -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/4/2009 2:16:21 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: NorthernGent Why what? Why romance is of little value when you're a viking?

subtee -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/4/2009 2:17:37 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: HatesParisHilton "So the ~cough~ point is that they lust when they're young and can't so much handle it with the youngish women and then when we're not youngish women they can handle it but now they don't wanna anymore? Or...we women get over our social conditioning abouts the time when they can't so much handle? Oh shit" No, the point is that if men do what society TELLS htem to do and then FORES UPON THEM as they attempt to do it (corporate sociopathic structure of american business since late '85)... then the lads deserve a REAL reward. REAL women. REAL sex. REAL partnership. YOU and YOUR set, NOT i-pod addicted bimbonic breadsticks. The point is WE deserve more and YOU are more, NOT less, NOT slopy seconds. AND THIS PARADIGM AND PRECEPT GOES BACK TO a woman who embarrassed Roman Legates and Generals, Boudicca BIG bttomed and BIGGER libido'd. with a HARIM (proper spelling of "harem") of younger men, btw. and she was a CELT. NOT anglo, NOT Norse/Viking. RESHAIRED, BIG BOOTY JIGGLY CHEEKS WITH YUMMY FRECKLES BUTT-GODDESS. Who killed men riding near naked in a chariot. THAT is the Cougar Cult. /bows as he earns his Cider and Meat for his performance of The Craic, via storytelling in the Tradition of the Tain But hang on a sec there...you all don't crave us. You perpetuate the notion of the youth ideal. Which is fine with me 'cause I wouldn't got back for anything. But I'm just asking how come I have more libido than ever (and I'm not alone, us middle aged women) when our match is a youngish man. Where's the Darwinism or whatnot?

NorthernGent -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/4/2009 2:23:43 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: HatesParisHilton which is why you didn't cop to the BBC comment. Yeah hands up......I work for the BBC.....laundry department and I help out on reception when Tracy calls in sick.....

HatesParisHilton -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/4/2009 2:29:12 AM)
*"But hang on a sec there...you all don't crave us. You perpetuate the notion of the youth ideal."* Patently untrue. What is true of the majority if Hollywood force-fed pop-culture is not true of ALL culture. The only women I ever PLANNED to seduce in my life were all over ten years older than myself, all over 30. *But I'm just asking how come I have more libido than ever (and I'm not alone, us middle aged women) when our match is a youngish man. Where's the Darwinism or whatnot?"* The Darwinism is there, just not practiced openly, or in cultures that give a shit about the Superbowl or The Ashes (and as much as I HATE football I hate the Ashes of Cricket far, far worse...) Here in Australia we have speed dating, but the BIGGEST profit margin of THAT business, right now, in the land that gave YOU Hugh Jackman to drool over? Cougar Clubs. 20 something men getting to hook up witn over 40's women. on the national news a week or 2 ago, in fact.

subtee -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/4/2009 2:29:55 AM)
I love the BBC...listen to the streaming at night. Are they all vikings?

HatesParisHilton -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/4/2009 2:31:30 AM)
*"Yeah hands up......I work for the BBC.....laundry department and I help out on reception when Tracy calls in sick..... "* Uh, if you mean the "laundering money" department, I believe THAT... And hey, when did Tracy Ullman work the phones? Means I finally have a SHOT with her kinky-ass self now...

Vendaval -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/4/2009 2:34:02 AM)
It's like breaking in a new pair of shoes or training a horse to be ridden. Either way spurs are involved. quote: ORIGINAL: subtee So the ~cough~ point is that they lust when they're young and can't so much handle it with the youngish women and then when we're not youngish women they can handle it but now they don't wanna anymore? Or...we women get over our social conditioning abouts the time when they can't so much handle? Oh shit

subtee -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/4/2009 2:35:36 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: HatesParisHilton *"But hang on a sec there...you all don't crave us. You perpetuate the notion of the youth ideal."* Patently untrue. What is true of the majority if Hollywood force-fed pop-culture is not true of ALL culture. The only women I ever PLANNED to seduce in my life were all over ten years older than myself, all over 30. *But I'm just asking how come I have more libido than ever (and I'm not alone, us middle aged women) when our match is a youngish man. Where's the Darwinism or whatnot?"* The Darwinism is there, just not practiced openly, or in cultures that give a shit about the Superbowl or The Ashes (and as much as I HATE football I hate the Ashes of Cricket far, far worse...) Here in Australia we have speed dating, but the BIGGEST profit margin of THAT business, right now, in the land that gave YOU Hugh Jackman to drool over? Cougar Clubs. 20 something men getting to hook up witn over 40's women. on the national news a week or 2 ago, in fact. Oh that's just bullshit. You may be an exception but youth is a universal attraction. Come on, you know that's true. Come on. And I don't understand the evolutionary point of libidinous matches between very young men and, uh, me. Tell me.

NorthernGent -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/4/2009 2:36:00 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: subtee I love the BBC...listen to the streaming at night. Are they all vikings? In my mind everyone's a viking - simplistic and a stretch granted - but it's an illusion that adds meaning to my life. Yeah the BBC isn't bad at all.....what do you listen to.....radio or television? quote: ORIGINAL: subtee Why romance is of little value when you're a viking? A point well made. I'm too busy raiding and at the expense of settlement and family.....too much of the King Ragnar about me.....time to settle into a hut with a woman and the odd pig here and there......

subtee -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/4/2009 2:36:51 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Vendaval It's like breaking in a new pair of shoes or training a horse to be ridden. Either way spurs are involved. Hahahahha, god you crack me up

Vendaval -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/4/2009 2:37:29 AM)
Get a room err... a hut...you two! [:D]

subtee -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/4/2009 2:41:17 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: NorthernGent In my mind everyone's a viking - simplistic and a stretch granted - but it's an illusion that adds meaning to my life. Yeah the BBC isn't bad at all.....what do you listen to.....radio or television? A point well made. I'm too busy raiding and at the expense of settlement and family.....too much of the King Ragnar about me.....time to settle into a hut with a woman and the odd pig here and there...... I listen to the radio streaming on the internet. Not telly. Or tellie? You are being enigmatic, which is your right, of course. If you would ever care to tell me, I would like to hear,. I think viking-ism sounds like it must be at its basest level, romantic.

NorthernGent -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/4/2009 2:43:38 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: HatesParisHilton And hey, when did Tracy Ullman work the phones? Around the same time that Lenny Henry got a job in the BBC's credit control department..... quote: ORIGINAL: HatesParisHilton Means I finally have a SHOT with her kinky-ass self now... She's game enough all right.....but Lenny's part of the deal.....they're a double team.....all or nothing.

HatesParisHilton -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/4/2009 2:54:48 AM)
*"Oh that's just bullshit. You may be an exception but youth is a universal attraction. Come on, you know that's true. Come on."* If I concede you call me a pussy, if I disagree (as I DO and WILL thanks to Cairraigh-blood), I will be obstinant and unrealistic. I choose the latter like I choose real wimmens over blah blahs. "And I don't understand the evolutionary point of libidinous matches between very young men and, uh, me. Tell me." genotypes and the aegis they stand beneath, the actions they feeled compelled to enact, and re-enact, are in part defined and decided by the environment of the species holding inside them the genotype in question. As the environment changes faster, so does the species, so do the genetic demands and COMMANDMENTS. Which are all based on progenrative action and protecting the whelps (errr, young) that come from such. But that gets fucked up when you fuck up the paradigms of the alpha males and the alpha females and their roles, as we have done. Thus: The young bimbo bitches cannot procreate or protect the mewling milkwater herdlings anymore, thus Darwinism is served by attraction being taken FROM them and granted to YOU. The 'pseudo alpha males' you've been dating are too selfish and lazy to feed the herdlings anymore, and smart enough to abrogate that responsibility, and the Gen Y's are WAYYYYYY dumb enough to get conned into that, hence they - Darwinically - take the place f Fuckstick ex-alphas. Atchton Kucher (or whatever the fuck his tardomatic name is) replaces Bruce Willis. Sexual Darwinism in action. Hence I am NOT alone.

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