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LadyPact -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/7/2009 6:33:41 PM)
Thanks. A good pint would do Me, but a rum and diet pepsi would do Me better. C'mer, ya cute lil bear, ya.

lronitulstahp -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/7/2009 6:40:21 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: beargonewild ahem bar wench?????? waves a gold dubloon in the air I'll take another tankard of dark rum and whatever Lady P wants. bites downinto coinage That's gold a'right!!!!! Saunters saucily to the back swinging my bar towel and humming this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCISSGjcHL4 'ere ya go me foine gennelmanhands bear his dark rum smuggled in fresh m'Ladyhands LP a glass of Rum and Pepsi-lite drops coinage in me cleavage

beargonewild -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/7/2009 6:44:47 PM)
gropes tulip before sauntering over to Lady P's table

lronitulstahp -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/7/2009 6:54:47 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: beargonewild gropes tulip before sauntering over to Lady P's table Sir, i'll have you know that is non-consenual sexual harassment!!!!!!!!!!! How much do i owe you?????[;)]

beargonewild -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/7/2009 7:48:33 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp quote: ORIGINAL: beargonewild gropes tulip before sauntering over to Lady P's table Sir, i'll have you know that is non-consenual sexual harassment!!!!!!!!!!! How much do i owe you?????[;)] If you want, I'll wear my kilt for ya!

lronitulstahp -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/7/2009 8:28:50 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: beargonewild quote: ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp quote: ORIGINAL: beargonewild gropes tulip before sauntering over to Lady P's table Sir, i'll have you know that is non-consenual sexual harassment!!!!!!!!!!! How much do i owe you?????[;)] If you want, I'll wear my kilt for ya! Still trying to wear things???? How Victorian ...[8\|]yawn i likes m'bear in da buff!!!!! We have no need for clothing and other such fripperies m'Lud...

fluffypet61 -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/7/2009 9:59:38 PM)
bear, you have my consent to harass me.

LadySweetOrSour -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/7/2009 10:04:24 PM)
Bear naked or in a kilt? ANY pub, I'm there.................[:D]

JonnieBoy -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/8/2009 3:02:35 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp quote: ORIGINAL: JonnieBoy quote: ORIGINAL: HatesParisHilton RUGBY is football, yank gridiron is FOOTBALL Half right there HPH , yank gridiron is a puffs game ... [sm=boxer.gif]... Jus' warmin' up [;)] Pirate i beg to differ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcTkHv-RFvc as much as i love to watch the footy[;)] at my proper pub....the NFL is nothing to blow your nose at, my friend. In "ye british pub" this game is only allowed to be shown once a year when you get a "Soupbowl" for some reason, on these rare occasions it is traditional for us to take the piss out of all the girly "protection" and helmets that get worn ... I mean ! ... not ONE caulliflower ear in sight !!! and even neutralising of opponents by grabbing their bollocks is obstructed ! ... where's the fun in it ??? [;)] (edited to note ... NO, I'm not trying to encourage Bear to take a sudden and dramatic interest in Rugby !) Pirate

beargonewild -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/8/2009 2:38:50 PM)
slurps more rum while fantasizing of rugged cm doms playing rugby in the rain

Vendaval -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/8/2009 3:07:24 PM)
Pirate, what are the traditional days and hours of operation for a pub?

fluffypet61 -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/8/2009 7:49:39 PM)
Also, what is the normal dress for bar maids. On Youtube i'm seeing a lot of tee shirts or polo shirts.

beargonewild -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/8/2009 7:53:14 PM)
I figured it was something like this.

fluffypet61 -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/8/2009 8:02:04 PM)
There's not much skin showing in that one. i was hoping i could slide the top off my shoulders some or show some clevage. Oh, well, it's definitely not British Pub 2009, right?

beargonewild -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/9/2009 2:59:48 PM)
1. Fifteen men on a dead man's chest Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum Drink and the devil had done for the rest Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum. The mate was fixed by the bosun's pike The bosun brained with a marlinspike And cookey's throat was marked belike It had been gripped by fingers ten; And there they lay, all good dead men Like break o'day in a boozing ken Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum. 2. Fifteen men of the whole ship's list Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! Dead and be damned and the rest gone whist! Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! The skipper lay with his nob in gore Where the scullion's axe his cheek had shore And the scullion he was stabbed times four And there they lay, and the soggy skies Dripped down in up-staring eyes In murk sunset and foul sunrise Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum. 3. Fifteen men of 'em stiff and stark Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! Ten of the crew had the murder mark! Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! Twas a cutlass swipe or an ounce of lead Or a yawing hole in a battered head And the scuppers' glut with a rotting red And there they lay, aye, damn my eyes Looking up at paradise All souls bound just contrawise Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum. 4. Fifteen men of 'em good and true Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! Ev'ry man jack could ha' sailed with Old Pew, Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! There was chest on chest of Spanish gold With a ton of plate in the middle hold And the cabins riot of stuff untold, And they lay there that took the plum With sightless glare and their lips struck dumb While we shared all by the rule of thumb, Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! 5. More was seen through a sternlight screen Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum Chartings undoubt where a woman had been Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum. 'Twas a flimsy shift on a bunker cot With a dirk slit sheer through the bosom spot And the lace stiff dry in a purplish blot Oh was she wench or some shudderin' maid That dared the knife and took the blade By God! she had stuff for a plucky jade Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum. 6. Fifteen men on a dead man's chest Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum Drink and the devil had done for the rest Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum. We wrapped 'em all in a mains'l tight With twice ten turns of a hawser's bight And we heaved 'em over and out of sight, With a Yo-Heave-Ho! and a fare-you-well And a sudden plunge in the sullen swell Ten fathoms deep on the road to hell, Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

KMsAngel -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/9/2009 3:21:43 PM)
do y'all have anything for headaches that aren't alcohol induced? [X(]

beargonewild -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/9/2009 4:56:57 PM)
Multiple orgasms?

sirsholly -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/9/2009 5:05:35 PM)
quote: We have no need for clothing and other such fripperies m'Lud... what the hell is a frippery?

sirsholly -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/9/2009 5:07:20 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: KMsAngel do y'all have anything for headaches that aren't alcohol induced? [X(] pulls the plug on the jukebox to ease AngelEyes' headache Here's two Tylenol, Sweetie

sunshinemiss -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/9/2009 6:15:45 PM)
Ok peeps, I was over in odd one out... I had a couple of thoughts. Tequila by the way. It makes me all latina and amorous... Ok where was I... Oh yeah, odd one out. So hook me up people. When did my brain cells fall out of my head? Fricking periodic table questions! Matter, time, space (and not even the Star Trek kind). I mean dang. I was good with the Gilbert and Sullivan operas and the Jackson / Osmond brothers (Jay... oooooooo) ... yeah, right... anyway so there's the whole science geek scene over there. So yeah... who knows the chemical ven diagram thingy of tequila? And just leave the fricking bottle, a cut up lime, and bear, if I get hair between my teeth from the body shot thing, dude... you are seriously... I'm taking your rum and making mojitos.

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