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RCdc -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/2/2009 7:49:32 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: HatesParisHilton sorry Hols, filking is a fantasy and renfaire phenomenon, now a tradition, where people mix classic rock and Fantasy or Sci Fi films. music of Stairway to Heaven singing about Elven Princesses, that kinda stuff. This is Darcy Y'know, classics like..... Warp Pigs Whiskey In The Jar Jar Smaug On The Water Back In The U.F.P. Bad To The Bones Naboo City Limits Billion (Gold Pressed) Latinum Babies Little X-Wing River Deep Mount Doom High You Ain't Seen Nothin' Fett ...and many other timeless classics [;)]

GreedyTop -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/2/2009 7:49:49 AM)
Thank you both, Pure and HPH :) YAY!! I haz a job!!

VirginPotty -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/2/2009 7:53:18 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly crap. so much for gainful employment [>:] [sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif]

JonnieBoy -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/2/2009 7:56:05 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: beargonewild Would a manwhore do? You would be surprised, everyone will react to you as if you're dead straight (even though they know different) it's a time honoured british tradition. You get seen as "witty" and stuff like that. You get to squeeze tits with impunity too (especially the barmaids) you lucky b'stard. Pirate

beargonewild -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/2/2009 7:57:32 AM)
Just hope the menu has a damn good Irish stew and Colcannon!

HatesParisHilton -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/2/2009 7:57:36 AM)
Holly can be in charge of Anti Yucko Devices (like smoke alarms for "yuck") and she can bend over to check them to make the customers happy. she wear a Merry Widow with "Anti" in Gothic Blackhand Calligraphy on the front and "Yucko" in UNcial on the back.

JonnieBoy -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/2/2009 7:58:59 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Darcyandthedark NO.NO.NO.NO.NO. This is supoosed to be a traditional british pub, not a japanese one. Rule number one - NO BLOODY KARAOKE. the.dark. Definitely not (besides ... you don't want ME singing until you're ALL drunk ! Pirate

beargonewild -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/2/2009 7:59:06 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: JonnieBoy quote: ORIGINAL: beargonewild Would a manwhore do? You would be surprised, everyone will react to you as if you're dead straight (even though they know different) it's a time honoured british tradition. You get seen as "witty" and stuff like that. You get to squeeze tits with impunity too (especially the barmaids) you lucky b'stard. Pirate grinz Yea and with my luck, the patrons then mutter under their breath and saying "bloody poof!"

beargonewild -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/2/2009 8:01:18 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: beargonewild Just hope the menu has a damn good Irish stew and Colcannon! Oh wait.....this is a British Pub. sigh

JonnieBoy -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/2/2009 8:01:54 AM)
PORK SCRATCHINGS (home made) will be on the menu (it's the law) Pirate

purepleasure -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/2/2009 8:04:22 AM)
A Ploughman's sounds tasty, since it's about lunch time here. I'll have mine with sharp cheddar, please.

HatesParisHilton -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/2/2009 8:05:20 AM)
Blood Pudding. Sweatmeats. REAL fish & chips Pork and Kidney Pies

RCdc -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/2/2009 8:05:28 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: JonnieBoy PORK SCRATCHINGS (home made) will be on the menu (it's the law) Pirate WITH hair still attached I hope. the.dark.

JonnieBoy -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/2/2009 8:06:55 AM)
The unpasteurised stuff makes you fart a lot if your'e not used to it (just sayin') [sm=evil.gif] Pirate

HatesParisHilton -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/2/2009 8:08:33 AM)
I vote for a lifelike mannequin of Keith Richards, drunk and sloshed over a table in the corner, dressed as a Highwayman.

JonnieBoy -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/2/2009 8:12:03 AM)
Well we DO need a ghost ... Pirate

HatesParisHilton -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/2/2009 8:13:33 AM)
We can be haunted by the ghost of Keith Richard's Liver.

beargonewild -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/2/2009 8:14:41 AM)
I may be able to conjure up two or three!

Rainfire -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/2/2009 8:17:54 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: HatesParisHilton if you're bratting I'll get the spoon from the pub kitchen.... holly's always bratting.... [>:] (Would that happen to be a nice SOLID OAK spoon from the kitchen?)

Rainfire -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/2/2009 8:20:57 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: HatesParisHilton Blood Pudding. Sweatmeats. REAL fish & chips Pork and Kidney Pies drools I think I'd sell my soul for a decent kidney pie...... gawds, I miss those. [:(]

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