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A.A.A.D.D.--Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder - 7/3/2009 4:31:06 AM   
mydestiny2043


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This is how is manifests itself:
I decide to wash my car.  As I start toward to the garage, I notice
that there is mail on the hall table.  I decide to go through the
mail before I wash the car.
I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the trash
can under the table, and notice that the trash can is full.
So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the
trash first, but then I think that since I’m going to be near the
mailbox when I take out the trash anyway, I may as well pay the bills
first.
I take my checkbook off the table and see that there is only one check
left.       My extra checks are in my desk in the study, o I go to my
desk where I find  the can of Coke that I had been drinking. I’m going
to look for my checks, but first I need to push the Coke aside so that I
don’t accidentally knock it over.
I see that the Coke is getting warm, and I decide I should put it in the
refrigerator to keep it cold.
As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke, a vase of flowers on the
counter catches my eye–they need to be watered.
I set the Coke down on the counter and I discover my reading
glasses that I’ve been searching for all morning.
I decide I’d better put them back on my desk, but first I’m going to
water the flowers.
I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water,
and suddenly I spot the TV remote. Someone left it on the kitchen table.
I realize that tonight, when we go to watch TV, we will be looking for
the remote, but nobody will remember that it’s on the kitchen table, so
I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I’ll
water the flowers.
I splash some water on the flowers, but most of it spills on the floor.
So, I set the remote back down on the table, get some towels and wipe up
the spill.
Then I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.
At the end of the day; the car isn’t washed, the bills aren’t paid,
there is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter, the flowers aren’t
watered, there is still only one check in my checkbook,
I can’t find the remote, I can’t find my glasses, and I don’t remember
what I did with the car keys.
Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I’m really
baffled because I know I was busy all day long and I’m really tired. I
realize this is a serious problem, and I’ll try to get some help for it,
but first I’ll check my e-mail.
Do me a favor, will you?  Forward this message to close friends you
know, because I don’t remember to whom it has been sent.
Don’t laugh – if this isn’t you yet, your day is coming!  And if I have
sent this to you before….well, now you know why you’re getting it again...............................................................................


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RE: A.A.A.D.D.--Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder - 7/3/2009 5:31:22 AM   
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i enjoy this every time i see it.  We call it "rabbit trails".

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RE: A.A.A.D.D.--Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder - 7/3/2009 9:41:27 AM   
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I had that very thing happen to me yesterday!  I meant to head out to my absolute favorite place to be, Wal-Mart to buy a desk for my computer room.  I don’t go in that place unless I have my caffeine fix, so Starbucks comes first, and then to the bank to get cash.  And remembering the red light on my gas gauge, I will probably need to get enough to fill the tank also while I’m out.  Oh and there’s that stuff in the garage I keep forgetting to donate to the thrift shop so I load the car with that.  Now it looks like I am getting ready to move but off to the thrift shop I go. But first, since this is turning out to be a day of errands, I might as well pay bills while I’m out.   locate a check book and stamps, dang everything looks dusty!  Get out the vacuum to get the cobwebs down that I also saw; the vacuum needs emptying, where are those vacuum cleaner bags and filters?  Oh and while I’m changing the filter….

So today, I will head out, first to get my coffee….

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RE: A.A.A.D.D.--Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder - 7/3/2009 9:45:56 AM   
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Sounds like my life sometimes:) and I think mine was PAADD(pregnancy activated ADD) or PACRSS(Pregnancy Activated Cant Remember Shit Syndrome)
LOL made me laugh, thankyou
Lucy



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RE: A.A.A.D.D.--Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder - 7/3/2009 10:29:31 AM   
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RE: A.A.A.D.D.--Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder - 7/3/2009 3:16:39 PM   
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