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Dear Abby: - 7/5/2009 1:42:43 PM   
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Dear Abby:

For years now I've been explaining to my wife how blacks use welfare and affirmative action to live off the backs of hard working Americans. I also told her that a very large majority in our prisons are black. My wife is a liberal and she claims they are a product of their environment and are actually superior to crackerheads physically, and equal to us mentally. They only resort to crime when the crackerhead refuses to pay more than minimum wage. According to her, they refuse to work for crackerheads out of pride and a deep respect for their ancestors who endured a lifetime of slavery. 

Well debate is one thing, but proving it is another. One day, she was acting even more kinky than she usually is, and pulled out a pair of handcuffs. Since she's always claimed I was sexually inadequate calling me a dickless wonder, I've always been more than happy to oblige her and try to please her so I didn't think twice about it. She promptly handcuffed my hands behind my back, then instructed me to get on my knees and bend over. Next thing I knew she had my legs bound at the ankles and was whipping me with a large belt I had never seen before. At first it was titillating seeing a side of her I had never seen before but it wasn't long before I was pleading for mercy. With tears running down my cheeks she finally threw the belt on the bed and I breathed a sigh of relief. That is, until I saw her pull out a big black strapon.

I couldn't believe what I was seeing. She proceeded to grab my hair and pull my head back until I opened up and allowed it into my mouth. The bitch told me that I better lubricate it well cus that was all the lubrication i was gonna get. Well you won't believe this but that *@#$ bitch raped my @#! with it. The whole time she was telling me what a dickless wonder I was and I was gonna learn how a real black man #$@
*!. Finally, after drops of sweat began pouring off of her, she pulled out and I thought the nightmare was over. She helped me get up enough just to sit down on the chair. I was really feeling relieved at that point since I was totally at her mercy. Luckily it seemed like she had exhausted herself with the strapon. Unfortunately she had other plans, and began tying me to the chair. She then put her bra on me, and started putting lipstick on me. At first it was just on my lips, but then she decided to write something on my forehead and face. I wasn't sure what she was writing, but after she was done, she happily told me. It said "#@!% my wife."

That's when I knew the nightmare wasn't over. She made a phone call right in front of me to some guy named Willy. 5 minutes later I heard the garage door going up, and going back down. That bitch had given him a garage door opener. I couldn't believe it.  Next thing I knew some huge, muscular black guy is being escorted into the bedroom with my wife's hands down his pants. Keep in mind, that I was totally tied up, and at their mercy. If I had said anything negative I was afraid they might kill me so I just stared in disbelief. They stopped right in front of me, and she pulled out his big black cock right in front of my face, and told me this is what a real cock looks and taste like. She then grabbed my hair again, and yanked really hard while telling me to suck it until he got hard. At this point, I was just trying to make sure I survived this experience, so I did what she told me. Well it wasn't long before this guy was starting to moan and injected a huge load into my mouth. My wife pulled it out and ordered me to swallow the whole thing, and shot the last of the load on my face. They were both laughing their asses off as it was dripping down my cheeks.

I was hoping they were finished with their little kink session, but after they ripped the covers off the bed, I knew that she had purposely jacked off his first load, so the next load would provide a good long, hard *@#! for her pussy. This guy proceeded to do my wife 3 times over the next several hours and purposely positioned her where I could see his big black cock going in and out like a real man. As if that wasn't bad enough, the whole time she was telling me what a dickless wonder I was and how good his big black cock felt. Each time he was done, she came over to me and stood up on the chair forcing me to lick her pussy clean. I couldn't believe the size of his load even on the 4th time cumming. It was stil just dripping out. Finally, he was done for the afternoon, and she told me to thank him for doing what I couldn't do, and untied me. Next thing, I knew she was grabbing the belt again, and whipping my ass till I was begging for mercy again. Then she gave him his belt back.  Talk about rubbing salt in the wound.

Here's the worst part. After Willy left, she told me they had the video camera going the whole time hidden discreetly on the shelf. My heart just stopped. That's when I knew this bitch was not only sadistic, she was gonna black mail me with the video. Sure enough she told me this was going to be a regular routine from now on or she would put the video on x tube, and notify my classmates and family. Now she also puts me in a chastity device for days at a time, and makes me wear a butt plug 24 hours a day. Her newest idea was to raise the bed a foot, and make me sleep under it all night while she does her bf's friends all night too. She recently gave birth to an interracial child, put my name on the birth certificate as his father, and made me sell my 68 classic mustang to start him a college fund.

Well Abby, I guess you can figure out what my problem is by now,  so I might as well just say it. How the hell do you get yellow cum stains out of sheets???

Dear Dickless Wonder:

There's only one way. Lick it clean while it's wet you little cuckold bitch!!!


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RE: Dear Abby: - 7/5/2009 3:43:43 PM   
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wow....

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RE: Dear Abby: - 7/6/2009 11:14:42 AM   
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and this is funny how?

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RE: Dear Abby: - 7/6/2009 11:21:22 AM   
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Not sure but the story's hot!

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RE: Dear Abby: - 7/6/2009 7:59:33 PM   
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Geeze, I guess this is what you call the thinking man's humor. It's funny because this woman has totally destroyed what use to be his life as a real man by cheating on him right in front of him over and over again, sissifying him, physically abusing him, and even making him raise another man's love child and making him sell his beloved car to put him through college.
 
Yet to him, his biggest problem was getting the stains out of the sheets. lmao

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RE: Dear Abby: - 7/25/2009 6:13:30 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: VirginPotty

Not sure but the story's hot!


Very!

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RE: Dear Abby: - 7/27/2009 8:46:07 PM   
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Ok, I don't know about everyone else but I'm tired of seeing the thread "Last one to post wins" so let's outdo them. If this story made you masterbate or require immediate use of your slave in any way, shape or form then please do us all a favor and tell us about it.
 
Even if you don't want to relate the details, admitting to hundreds if not thousands of strangers you had to masterbate is almost as good as admitting to your classmates that you masterbate. When everyone else knows your a horny bitch, all of a sudden you become the most popular girl in school.

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