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How to turn any woman into a submissive zombie...lol. - 2/16/2006 10:34:20 AM   
mistoferin


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Status: offline 		You gotta check out this link. I am just sitting here thinking that every time I think that I've heard it all...someone just has to step up and blow that theory out of the water....lol.

http://www.woman-submission.com/


Especially comical...the words of the satisfied customers!


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RE: How to turn any woman into a submissive zombie...lol. - 2/16/2006 10:54:33 AM   
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for once



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RE: How to turn any woman into a submissive zombie...lol. - 2/16/2006 10:57:17 AM   
mistoferin


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well...I am umm...speechless

for once


I have to assume this will be a big seller with the same group of guys that support the penile enlargement industry....lol.

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RE: How to turn any woman into a submissive zombie...lol. - 2/16/2006 11:02:38 AM   
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Status: offline 		Thinking we could contact that site, negotiate a referal fee, and send the link to all those emails we receive that demand submission.

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RE: How to turn any woman into a submissive zombie...lol. - 2/16/2006 11:03:11 AM   
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Status: offline 		LOL - Almost too funny mistoferin.

Hmmm - All that for only $59.95 ... damn! i would buy the "how to be a perfect male sub" program in a second, so glad they don't seem to have one

The sad part - hundreds and maybe even thousands of guys will probably buy this thing. True sadness.

Have Fun

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RE: How to turn any woman into a submissive zombie...lol. - 2/16/2006 11:06:49 AM   
mistoferin


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Thinking we could contact that site, negotiate a referal fee, and send the link to all those emails we receive that demand submission.


Oh how I love an entreprenurial mind!!!!!!

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RE: How to turn any woman into a submissive zombie...lol. - 2/16/2006 11:11:40 AM   
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Status: offline 		The interesting thing is that a lot of people, including people who post here, actually think that it is true, that ALL woman have that in them, and that it just takes the right man who knows how to do it.

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RE: How to turn any woman into a submissive zombie...lol. - 2/16/2006 11:21:23 AM   
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well...I am umm...speechless

for once


The first casualty. Someone has already used THE SYSTEM on you.

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RE: How to turn any woman into a submissive zombie...lol. - 2/16/2006 11:31:08 AM   
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ORIGINAL: seaturtle50

LOL - Almost too funny mistoferin.

Hmmm - All that for only $59.95 ... damn! i would buy the "how to be a perfect male sub" program in a second, so glad they don't seem to have one

The sad part - hundreds and maybe even thousands of guys will probably buy this thing. True sadness.



Back when I was in collage I was approached by a guy who claimed to represent a secret society and for just $100 I could get a ring. Any woman who belonged to this society who saw the ring would immediately offer her body to me.

The human race may be getting smarter. $100 was about ten times what $59.95 is worth today.

Oh, I laughed at him but I'll bet he made some sales... and that was in the 60's when sex was free and fun

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RE: How to turn any woman into a submissive zombie...lol. - 2/16/2006 11:33:19 AM   
mistoferin


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and that was in the 60's when sex was free and fun


Please don't tell me that sex is no longer free or fun....that would be more bad news than I could handle...lol.

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RE: How to turn any woman into a submissive zombie...lol. - 2/16/2006 11:37:31 AM   
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ORIGINAL: mistoferin

quote:

and that was in the 60's when sex was free and fun


Please don't tell me that sex is no longer free or fun....that would be more bad news than I could handle...lol.


Oh, you'll pay.... you'll pay

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RE: How to turn any woman into a submissive zombie...lol. - 2/16/2006 11:41:33 AM   
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quote:

You gotta check out this link. I am just sitting here thinking that every time I think that I've heard it all...someone just has to step up and blow that theory out of the water....lol.

http://www.woman-submission.com/


Especially comical...the words of the satisfied customers!


Himself is going to order the system, try it out on me and see if it works. We'll keep you posted on the results. ;)

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RE: How to turn any woman into a submissive zombie...lol. - 2/16/2006 12:08:57 PM   
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What great news for we submissives. No more having to communicate, no more planning or thinking things thru and giving input, expressing ourselves well, no journels or any of that other crap we do day to day.

Call me a slacker submissive, but I am sick and tired of participating in relationships. Hocus Pocus me and let me be lazy.


***wonder where I find me a " System " Dom.***

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RE: How to turn any woman into a submissive zombie...lol. - 2/16/2006 12:17:53 PM   
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Himself is going to order the system, try it out on me and see if it works. We'll keep you posted on the results. ;)

Celeste


I can't wait to hear the results!! lmao... good luck

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RE: How to turn any woman into a submissive zombie...lol. - 2/16/2006 12:25:28 PM   
mistoferin


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Oh, you'll pay.... you'll pay


oooooo....you're such a tease!!!






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RE: How to turn any woman into a submissive zombie...lol. - 2/16/2006 12:29:01 PM   
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Himself is going to order the system, try it out on me and see if it works. We'll keep you posted on the results. ;)


ummm.....I think I see one flaw. That would be kind of like your Master buying milk when he already owns......lol. I think we need to test the product on women who have no submission in them to get an accurate result. I have an idea....let's see if we can get some Dommes to volunteer....ShiftedJewel....you in????

edited to add that I just turned off the ringer on my phone Ma'am!!!!


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RE: How to turn any woman into a submissive zombie...lol. - 2/16/2006 1:09:11 PM   
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Thinking we could contact that site, negotiate a referal fee, and send the link to all those emails we receive that demand submission.


Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Now that would be sweet

or to the ones who claim that 'you are not submissive'



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RE: How to turn any woman into a submissive zombie...lol. - 2/16/2006 1:11:52 PM   
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ORIGINAL: mistoferin

quote:

Himself is going to order the system, try it out on me and see if it works. We'll keep you posted on the results. ;)


ummm.....I think I see one flaw. That would be kind of like your Master buying milk when he already owns......lol. I think we need to test the product on women who have no submission in them to get an accurate result. I have an idea....let's see if we can get some Dommes to volunteer....ShiftedJewel....you in????

edited to add that I just turned off the ringer on my phone Ma'am!!!!



*laffs* I was thinking the exact same thing! And, frankly the whole thing is so ridiculous, I am ready to offer Myself up. It would be well worth the giggle.
OK, boys! All we need is someone willing to waste the sixty bucks!

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RE: How to turn any woman into a submissive zombie...lol. - 2/16/2006 5:15:31 PM   
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Status: offline 		Let's not forget I have your cell phone number too? And I told Scooter about the add... he isn't interested... he loves my mind... lmao

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RE: How to turn any woman into a submissive zombie...lol. - 2/16/2006 5:36:00 PM   
mistoferin


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Let's not forget I have your cell phone number too? And I told Scooter about the add... he isn't interested... he loves my mind... lmao


Thinking (hoping) that maybe they will both forget this little exchange by the time I visit them next! Two Dom/mes....one house....doesn't matter how big that damn house is, it's still tough to find a good place to hide in it.

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