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How to deal with a burn - 7/5/2009 10:53:29 PM

NightTigress

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A man came into his doctors office with badly burned legs from his hips to his knees. When the doctor looked at the man's legs he said, "you have second degree burns." "How can you tell?" the man asked his doctor. "You can tell from the blisters, tell you what I will write a prescription for you go to the pharmacy and get it filled then everything should heal well." With that the doctor got out his pad and wrote a prescription for a burn cream and Viagra. Once the man left a nurse who happened to see the prescription asked the doctor, "I understand the cream but why did you give him Viagra?" To which the doctor replied, "to keep the his bed sheets off of his legs."

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RE: How to deal with a burn - 7/6/2009 1:11:26 AM

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That's why he gets paid the big bucks.

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RE: How to deal with a burn - 7/6/2009 4:13:53 AM

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PICKED UPON
TECHNO-DOLT
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GRACEFULLY CHALLENGED :::::splat:::::
BOOT WHORE
VAA/S FAN

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RE: How to deal with a burn - 7/6/2009 7:37:38 AM

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RE: How to deal with a burn - 7/6/2009 7:51:55 AM

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Potty is rolling her eyes because she doesn't understand Viraga...being a *snicker* virgin *snort* and....and.....

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

I tried...I really did.....

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